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yourcool
posted a quote
June 11, 2013 7:42pm UTC

people who know me both on the internet
and in real life must be so f.cking confused.
4,000 quote.*
i just want to thank every single one of you.

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freelance
posted a quote
June 11, 2013 1:00pm UTC

||||| 11:11 PM ▶
The only dates
I get are
updates.
format by freelance

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jessicabliss
posted a quote
June 12, 2013 10:52am UTC

Chocolate doesn't ask questions
chocolate understands.

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unitopia25
posted a quote
June 11, 2013 12:50pm UTC

Don't milk nipples if they aren't soft. -Pewdiepie

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Keisha John*
posted a quote
June 11, 2013 12:05pm UTC

I Googled "Who gives a sh/t?"
My name wasn't in the search results.

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abigaail
posted a quote
August 5, 2012 10:24pm UTC

that awkward moment whem you push a pull door with confidence

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伤*
posted a quote
July 26, 2012 10:00am UTC

spread your wings
my little butterfly
(OneDirection)

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Swag Unicorn*
posted a quote
July 26, 2012 9:46am UTC

Laziness #4
I'm too lazy too write anymore of these.

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AliKatt21
posted a quote
July 25, 2012 8:13pm UTC

Sometimes you just have to
erase the messages,
Delete the numbers
& move on.
You dont have to forget
who that person was to you,
But you just have to accept
That they arent the same person anymore.
♥

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xSquishxLovesxYoux
posted a quote
July 25, 2012 7:22pm UTC

me: i want a boyfriend.
guyfriend: dont worry your pretty you'll find one trust me!!
me: oh yeah? when .____.
guyfriend:
me:
guyfriend:
me:
guyfriend: nevermind....forget i said anything. Just buy some cats or something...

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str0ng
posted a quote
July 25, 2012 8:53pm UTC

click to see this quote

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GRANDer
posted a quote
July 25, 2012 5:12pm UTC

Here's to the girls,
who love Victoria Secret's love pink,
but can't buy anything from there.

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neversaynever16
posted a quote
July 25, 2012 9:03pm UTC

format by neversaynever16
I LOVE
WITTY
You can say, "afhshihdbds"and everyone will understand you.
✍
But spell "you're" wrong and you're dead

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suprize123
posted a quote
July 25, 2012 7:12pm UTC

teacher: do you understand?
me: yeah totally.
teacher: *walks away*
me: what the freak did she just say

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Travis Allred*
posted a quote
July 25, 2012 11:03pm UTC

Dear Music,
I will never be able to thank you enough for always being there for me.

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defe4ted
posted a quote
July 18, 2012 4:09pm UTC

You tell me that you need me
and than you go and cut me down.

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Jade672
posted a quote
July 15, 2012 6:26am UTC

Jenna Marbles,
the only reason to look forward to Wednesdays..

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SayingWhatMeFeel
posted a quote
July 23, 2012 9:09pm UTC

"When l i f e gives you lemons..."
I don't know when you think life is going to give you lemons, but unless you're
a freaking lemon farmer I suggest you stop making up solutions for this
problem and get you butt back into the real world and figure out realistic
problems.

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abigaail
posted a quote
July 23, 2012 7:10pm UTC

Dear Kidz Bop,
Thanks for ruining my favorite song, you suck .....
Sincerely, Never listening to WMYB again.
(:
Cookiedoughformats

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ThatsJustLifee
posted a quote
July 12, 2012 10:18pm UTC

i don't know about you,
but when I chew 5 gum, I don't feel like i'm floating on a sea of vibrating metal balls or stimulating my senses...

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