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me: i want a boyfriend.
guyfriend: dont worry your pretty you'll find one trust me!!
me: oh yeah? when .____.
guyfriend:
me:
guyfriend:
me:
guyfriend: nevermind....forget i said anything. Just buy some cats or something...
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me: i want a boyfriend. guyfriend: dont worry your pretty you'll

541 faves · 4 comments · Jul 25, 2012 7:22pm

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Musicc99 · 1 decade ago
This is me and my overprotective cousin.
Me: I'm never going to find someone
Him: That's right, cause I'll beat up anyone who looks at you.
Me: -_____-
Him: K, let's go buy some cats
Me: I'm allergic.
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bella92008 · 1 decade ago
waait, is this a true story ?
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singlebitch · 1 decade ago
awkward silence........
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fangbangerss · 1 decade ago
lol that is so me and my best friend who is a guy
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