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VictoriaRose88
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March 19, 2012 5:11pm UTC

SUMMER '12
Fave[♥] If you're excited...

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BravoSierra
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March 19, 2012 3:09pm UTC

That awkward moment
When someone yells at you for clicking your pen and you have to click it one more time to use it.

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MaggiieBear
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March 19, 2012 2:02pm UTC

Can you relate to me ? #2
-you and your bestfriend can say one word, and crack up.

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jellybean1234
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March 18, 2012 9:17pm UTC

Dear Edward Cullen,
So, you stay young forever and sneak into the room of young girls? How original.
Sincerely, Peter Pan

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Savannahxaleese
posted a quote
June 11, 2011 7:41pm UTC

I have Cancer
My name is Savannah. Im 16 and I have bone cancer. I was diagnosed 6 months ago, and have been in treatment for 4 months. Im becoming weak, and losing my hair. Im so scared, but i try to stay strong.I am not making this quote for sympathy, im making it for a reason. I dont know how much longer I have left to live, but i am a fighter and will not let this disease destory me. However, I have made a list of 100 things I want to accomplish before i die(inspired from the Buried Life). Number 42 on my list is to get 2000 favs on a quote on witty. I know, this is a lot to ask, but i am asking you my witty sisters, to please help me out. Every fav will help me cross this thing off my list. Im sure your tired of seeing quotes like this, but this is the only favor i will ever ask from you girls. If you did read this, i love you so much. Thankyouu♥

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ohxhelloxthere
posted a quote
April 15, 2011 3:51pm UTC

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The star of the football team
h a s a b l i n d d a d
who always comes to his games,
even though he can't see him play.
One day, the dad gets sick and dies
before the night of his son's big game.
The team is expecting him to slack off,
mourning the death of his father.
But he played the best game he EVER had,
making the winning touchdown
&+ many amazing plays.
The couch is amazed, so he asked,
"How did you play so well even after your father has passed?
The boy stares right at him, and says
"This is the first time he has ever seen me play."
♥
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Not mine. I just love it

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taalkxgabbby
posted a quote
March 17, 2012 9:03pm UTC

I'm like insanely bored.
So, click the ♥ button & I'll
- comment on your profile with a name that looks good with yours.
- follow you.
- truth is.
- rate.
I promise I'll do them all(:

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Kanerpop
posted a quote
March 18, 2012 9:08am UTC

TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
CLASS: Maria.
TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D- I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago..
WINNIE: Me!
TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
MILLIE: I is..
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.
TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher

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niki12354
posted a quote
February 28, 2012 6:35pm UTC

when someone says you're insecure:
15% i know
5% i work on it
80% don't know what for you're turning heads when you walk through the do-o-or

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niki12354
posted a quote
February 28, 2012 6:42pm UTC

♚
KEEP
CALM
AND
PROTEST WITH
JIMMY

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niki12354
posted a quote
February 29, 2012 5:48pm UTC

Someday I'll be living in a big ole city
And all you're ever gonna be is mean
Someday I'll be big enough so you can't hit me
And all you're ever gonna be is mean

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niki12354
posted a quote
March 1, 2012 1:46pm UTC

Iol you texting your boyfriend lol
nahhh just texting yours.
format by jimmy365

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niki12354
posted a quote
March 1, 2012 2:27pm UTC

You're tied together with a smile,
but you're coming undone.

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niki12354
posted a quote
March 1, 2012 4:27pm UTC

Happy Birthday Ron Weasley♥
ooohhh... and i guess justin bieber too...

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niki12354
posted a quote
March 2, 2012 4:17pm UTC

Did you hear about
kidnapping?
Well, he woke up.

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niki12354
posted a quote
March 2, 2012 4:23pm UTC

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Do I keep wishing on the wrong star or something? oBecause whatever I wish for always seems to happen to someone else.
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jayciecutie01 format

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niki12354
posted a quote
March 2, 2012 4:40pm UTC

Me: Hello, I would like to file a stolen object file.
Cop: Ok... Do you know who stole the object?
Me: This boy...
Cop: Alright... Wait, what was the object he stole?
Me: My heart.

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niki12354
posted a quote
March 3, 2012 12:23pm UTC

7 faves on one quote!!??
Today must be a miracle!!

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niki12354
posted a quote
March 3, 2012 12:46pm UTC

internet > relationship

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niki12354
posted a quote
March 3, 2012 12:50pm UTC

❝ When I was a little girl
fairytales were so real to me
I could be a pretty princess,
Captured by a dragon,
Waiting for my Prince Charming to save me
And I always thought this was gonna happen
But now that I'm older,
I know the truth There is no such thing
as a happily ever after ❞

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