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Me: Hello, I would like to file a stolen object file.
Cop: Ok... Do you know who stole the object?
Me: This boy...
Cop: Alright... Wait, what was the object he stole?
Me: My heart.
 
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Me: Hello, I would like to file a stolen object file. Cop: Ok...

3 faves · 2 comments · Mar 2, 2012 4:40pm

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bball3is3life · 1 decade ago
coughcoughHARRYcoughcouuugh.
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ballad_of_mona_lisa · 1 decade ago
OH MY GOD
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