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1. awesome098
   posted a quote
   March 17, 2012 4:59pm UTC
   Well, this isn't my friend but still this is something sereious people are cutting themselves here is the like to a qoute go and fave it, we could help save a life just by faving
   http://www.wittyprofiles.com/q/5349137#f
   
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2. awesome098
   posted a quote
   March 17, 2012 4:53pm UTC
   Want to blow up your notifacations?
   NP Just fave this
   
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3. awesome098
   posted a quote
   March 17, 2012 2:43pm UTC
   GO FOLLOW KylieLovesYou he has awesome qoutes!!
   
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4. awesome098
   posted a quote
   March 16, 2012 10:06pm UTC
   When I was younger I thought that kissing was gross but no I can't live without kissing my girl.
   Not My Format. Follow me KyleeLovesYou ;)
   
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5. awesome098
   posted a quote
   February 25, 2012 1:49pm UTC
   My Uncle has stage four cancer he is doing well so far, but he thinks that nobody cares about him. I am sure if you fave this he will know that somebody cares
   
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6. awesome098
   posted a quote
   February 25, 2012 1:15pm UTC
   Life asked death
   "why do People Love Me,
   But Hate you?"
   Death Responded
   "Because you Are a beutiful Lie and
   I'm a painful truth"
   N M Q
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7. awesome098
   posted a quote
   February 20, 2012 6:52pm UTC
   Fave if you’ve noticed that you never see the Muppets legs.
   format by keenie1
   
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8. awesome098
   posted a quote
   February 20, 2012 6:44pm UTC
   I have alwayswanted to meet lady liberty she is my third favorite green person behind Oscar thegrouch, and the hulk*gurrr*
   nmq
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9. awesome098
   posted a quote
   February 19, 2012 12:40pm UTC
   Friend:You breathe oxegyn?
   Me: Yeah *gasp*
   Freind: We have so much in
   common!
   format by awesome098
   
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10. awesome098
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2012 9:35pm UTC
    Dear Parents,
    Jasmine was in a relationship with a dirty homeless boy named Akaddin, Snow White lived alone 7 men. Pinnochio was a liar. Robin hood was a theif. Tarzan walked around naked. A stranger kissed sleeping and she married him, Cinderella snuck out at midnight to go to a party
    Sincerely, it's not our fault it's how you raised us.
    -nmq
    
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11. awesome098
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2012 9:25pm UTC
    Unless your name is Google
    Stop acting like you know everything
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12. awesome098
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2012 8:46pm UTC
    Save a bed sleep in myarms
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13. awesome098
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2012 8:39pm UTC
    that awkward moment
    when.
    when your not listnening in c lass and the teacher calls on you to say what she just said.
    
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14. awesome098
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2012 11:15am UTC
    You picked me up
    , you took me home
    You put your hands around my
    waistYou took my top off . Then you put your
    lips againnst mine.
    Thank God that I'm a coke bottle!
    nmq
    
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15. awesome098
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2012 10:45am UTC
    This dog is dog a dog good dog to dog keep dog an dog idiot dog busy dog for dog 20 dog seconds dog.
    Now read without the word dog.
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16. awesome098
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2012 7:57am UTC
    Hold your cursor over this quote
    if your name is Steve.
    You can comment if your name
    is Steve.
    
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17. awesome098
    posted a quote
    February 17, 2012 7:50pm UTC
    That awkward moment when...
    you fine out you don't have enough money for the thing you were buying at the cash register..
    nmq
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18. awesome098
    posted a quote
    February 17, 2012 7:45pm UTC
    click to see this quote
    
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19. awesome098
    posted a quote
    February 17, 2012 7:44pm UTC
    ♥People say you can't live
    without love♥
    I think oxegyn is more important.
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20. awesome098
    posted a quote
    February 17, 2012 7:39pm UTC
    ♥People say you can't live
    without love♥
    I think oxegyn is more important.
    format by jimmy365
    
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