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*tripsoverfridge*
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June 21, 2014 4:45am UTC

Hipsters: Do you even know what it feels like to love someone and they don't love you back?
Fandoms: The people we love don't even exist.

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SisiAdelia
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June 21, 2014 1:05am UTC

Drake: are you callin me a liar?
Josh: WELL I AINT CALLIN YOU A TRUTHER
^^childhood^^

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TheClosedGamer
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June 20, 2014 9:30pm UTC

That terrible moment when you get to the bottom of the Pringles tube and can't get them out. :(

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Crazy girl*
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June 18, 2014 1:01pm UTC

Who cares if school doesn’t teach us how to raise a family or get a job like at least I can find the area of a triangle.

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quotelover7
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June 16, 2014 12:39pm UTC

Being ignored has to be the worst feeling ever

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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Fay*
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June 21, 2014 4:44am UTC

Met a friend on a bus
Now l have to take my earphones off

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sophthetroph
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June 19, 2014 1:02pm UTC

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Him: I like your bitchiness. Is that bad?
.

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TRU3LOV3FOR3V3R *
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June 17, 2014 2:53pm UTC

Teacher: We're gonna watch a movie today!
Class: (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:・ﾟ✧
Teacher: You have to take notes.
Class: (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ
Teacher: You're handing them in for a grade.
Class: ༼ ༎ຶ ෴ ༎ຶ༽

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ParticipationAward*
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June 18, 2014 4:33pm UTC

*spends entire summer vacation religiously watching Netflix, eating food, and avoiding all human contact*

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Skye *
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June 20, 2014 4:05pm UTC

Things That Annoy Us:
When we get mad
and someone says,
" Oh, I'm sorry ,
are you on your period?"
NO.
Like, why do we have to be
on our period to be mad?!?
-.-'
silly people.

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emmahood31
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June 20, 2014 1:27pm UTC

I just need a nap.............................. for the entire summer.

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AtmosFEAR
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June 17, 2014 4:47pm UTC

Typing in 2009: OMG! Hi! I guess this is just a fun email thingy haha. Typing is so hard lol. So how are you????
Typing in 2010: OMG ROFL LOL HAHA XD ;3 LMAO ROFLCOPTER ROFLMAO XD XD :P LOL OMG X3
Typing in 2011: You illiterate scum. Seriously, do you even know how to type? Freaking use caps and grammar right. Nobody wants to look at that.
Typing in 2012: heelo who ish dis
Typing in 2013: Hey, who's this?
Typing in 2014: hella

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Crazy girl*
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June 16, 2014 1:31pm UTC

It may look like I’m deep in thought, but 99% of the time I’m just thinking about what food to eat later.

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Dishonored*
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June 16, 2014 10:39pm UTC

how much I think "I don't care"
while people are talking is alarming.

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nicole🌹*
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June 16, 2014 12:41pm UTC

me in the winter: how do u expect me to do things
its fcking freezing outside
me in the summer: how do u expect me to do things it's
fcking he.ll outside

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capsized*
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June 18, 2014 4:31pm UTC

may the wings of your eyeliner always be even.

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SuperNovaChic
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June 20, 2014 8:06pm UTC

It's 2014, why can't we un-send messages yet?!

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capsized*
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June 18, 2014 4:29pm UTC

hell yeah i’m a catholic i’ve been addicted to cats my whole life

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Crazy girl*
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June 16, 2014 11:21am UTC

Parents call it "bad grades", students call it "still passing."

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