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AtmosFEAR
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June 21, 2014 2:13pm UTC

my mom likes to play this game called yell from 4 rooms away then get upset when i can't hear her

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SisiAdelia
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June 21, 2014 1:00am UTC

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TRU3LOV3FOR3V3R *
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June 16, 2014 4:09pm UTC

FRIENDSHIP IS SO WEIRD, YOU JUST PICK A HUMAN YOU'VE MET AND YOU'RE LIKE,
"YUP,THIS IS THE ONE." AND THEN YOU HANG OUT WITH THEM.

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SuperNovaChic
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June 21, 2014 1:00pm UTC

DATING TIP: Are you single? Order a pizza. This won't really help when it comes to dating, but guess what? That pizza is all yours, buddy.

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capsized*
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June 18, 2014 4:32pm UTC

don’t talk to me about struggle until your headphones only work if you hold them in a certain position

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*crybaby*
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June 21, 2014 11:48pm UTC

if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that George Bush was once informed that
4 Brazilian people were killed in Iraq and he responded ‘how many is a brazilian’

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Ashbeyou20
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June 21, 2014 11:48am UTC

Have you ever sat with your friends and just known that you`re the least important friend in the group and you felt like it wouldnt make a diffrence if you were there or not?

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*crybaby*
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June 19, 2014 2:36am UTC

for someone who's 70% water, you don't look very refreshing

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*crybaby*
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June 19, 2014 2:35am UTC

girls who can run in heels should be feared

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bigbootycutiee_13
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June 20, 2014 12:07pm UTC

why do guys always have perfect eyelashes they don't even use them

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foreverbrokenhearted
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June 22, 2014 3:16am UTC

you know you have anger issues when you're playing gta & YOUR car hits another & you specifically go out of your way to kill the person.

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eyyy!! it's Evy!*
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June 22, 2014 11:48am UTC

Does anyone else think that ugly puppies are the cutest things ever??

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Crazy girl*
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June 22, 2014 3:56pm UTC

“WE NEED TO HANG OUT!“ Never happens.

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capsized*
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June 22, 2014 5:14pm UTC

Don’t invite me to your wedding i will look better than you and it will be embarrassing for us both

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capsized*
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June 22, 2014 5:36pm UTC

stop replacing mirrors with ‘you look fine’ signs i know i look fine that’s why i want to look in the mirror

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capsized*
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June 22, 2014 5:41pm UTC

it’s not an obsession until you search for fanfiction

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*Freedom*
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June 22, 2014 6:25pm UTC

Old Witty Profile >New Witty Profile

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rosiecon9
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June 22, 2014 7:07pm UTC

*Eating snacks*
WAhh I'm so fat I need to stop.
10 minutes later:
Ehh f* that diet I 'm hungry again.

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TRU3LOV3FOR3V3R *
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June 22, 2014 7:57pm UTC

You said you like bad girls. Well I'm pretty bad... In fact, I made a Club Penguin account, and DIDN'T ask for my parents permision! How 'bout THAT?

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TRU3LOV3FOR3V3R *
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June 22, 2014 8:10pm UTC

Funny thing happened at the department store...totally true though.
Lady at the register: You know young lady... that door is alarmed, so don't try anything.
Me: Umm, yeah...wouldn't dream of it.
Lady: (Narrows her eyes)
Me: I have one question though...
Lady: (snaps) What!?!?
Me: (snickering) Do you know what startled it?
Lady: （●__●）

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