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wHaLeSoNgS
posted a quote
May 23, 2012 6:30am UTC

Grandpa: What's this 'Hungary James' movie that everyone is talking about?
Me: No, Grandpa, it's 'Hunger Games.'
Grandpa: Hunger WHAT?
Me: GAMES!
Grandpa: Hungry gays?
Me: Sure, Grandpa, sure.
Grandpa: Well, maybe if the bullies stopped stealing their lunch money they wouldn't be hungry.
quote credit to - iwastesomuchtime.com

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xdreamsxcomextruex
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May 23, 2012 4:16pm UTC

You'll know I'll be
your life, your voice
your reason to be
my heart, my love
is breathing for this moment inside <3
Moments- One Direction

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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①ⒹⒻⒶⓃ ⒾⓈ ⓂⓎ ⒷⒻⒻ❣ღ*
posted a quote
May 22, 2012 11:04pm UTC

❤❤❤
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Cute guys make you crazy
Hot guys make you melt
Cool guys make you daydream
But funny guys make you fall in love
without even knowing it

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gymnastix97
posted a quote
May 23, 2012 4:00pm UTC

I was crying when writing this in English today!!
I woke up one beautiful, sunny morning.
It was April 2nd, 2011.
My dad looked at me with gloomy eyes
and told me about a bad car accident that
had happened.
It was a drunk driver, who was speeding
and crashed into a huge tree.
I looked at him like it was just another drunk
driver story.
Then he told me that it was Zack and that he
is now dead.
I tried to hold back the tears but they started
to pour down my face.
I had no control over them.
Zack was like a second brother to me.
It was so devastating to everyone that was
close to him.
I still can't believe it's true.
It's crazy how one person being gone can
change your whole life.

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LivinSoDivine
posted a quote
May 23, 2012 12:13pm UTC

Yesterday I found out my grandma beat cancer.
She only had a 36% chance of surviving, but she did survive.
I'm so proud of her, she's my inspiration ♥ ♥

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May 22, 2012 10:17pm UTC

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kd00
posted a quote
May 23, 2012 3:37pm UTC

Friend: I love 1D!
Me: Name any song other than wmyb
Friend: ...
Me: IMPOSTOR!!!

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timraandnicole
posted a quote
May 23, 2012 6:44pm UTC

Format by the_Anonym0usXD (don't remove the effing credit or i'll scratch your face with my sexy claws.
COME AND GET ME,
HARRY STYLES
format by the_An0nym0usXD

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yourwordscutlikeknives
posted a quote
May 23, 2012 5:38pm UTC

you see this quote? not pretty at all. I bet that you will just scroll past it and not even mind it just because it doesn't have a pretty format, right? Well what if I said I want to commit suicide? Well yeah I do. Really badly too. But do you care? Nah because this quote isn't even pretty. People who pass this are like society because society likes pretty things. Just putting it out there that I really want to die right now.

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Kiraa718
posted a quote
May 22, 2012 10:46pm UTC

So, i kinda got proposed to today...
By a 7 year old♥
Format by Sandrasaurus

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Charkxoxo1234
posted a quote
May 23, 2012 3:46pm UTC

click to see this quote

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kaitlinsaraa
posted a quote
May 22, 2012 10:16pm UTC

i woke up at 4 this morning;
so scared because i had a series of bad dreams. out
of desperation, i got my ipod and tried facetiming
my boyfriend not expecting him to answer. i was so
surprised to see that he was connecting to my call.
he woke up for me, and just calmly talked to me
until we both drifted back to sleep.
i couldn't ask for anyone better. ♥♥

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cropacuddles22
posted a quote
May 23, 2012 3:38pm UTC

That. Awkard. Moment.
When you're tipping your cup to get one piece of ice and all the ice in the cup decides to go YOLO and
Attack. Your. Face.♥
Format by Sandrasaurus

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teenagelife
posted a quote
May 22, 2012 10:08pm UTC

*in homeroom*
girl in my class: OMGI LOVE ONE DIRECTION! espeacially louis! ( pronouncing it as louis and not lewie )
boy in my class: OH MY GOD GIRL. YOU ARE OBVIOUSLY NOT A REAL DIRECTIONAR IF YOU DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO SAY THE BAND MEMBERS NAMES. ugh
girl in my class: ....
me: connor ... ( boy in my class ) your my favorite
and thats how i met my best guy friend

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伤*
posted a quote
May 23, 2012 2:26pm UTC

Yesterday
Harry fell down on stage
and hurt his wrist
(OneDirection)

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Olisbabe *
posted a quote
May 22, 2012 9:25pm UTC

Witty, Please Help Me
I Have A Dog Named Villan And He's Been With Me For My Whole Life.
Throught Child Hood. And Elementary School. He Was My Friend When No One Else Was , And He Never Judged Me. He May Be A Dog, But I Love Him Like A Human.He's VERY VERY Sick And Might Not Make It Throught The Week. Help Me And Most Of All Villan With A Prayer, He's My Buddy I NEED Him .
I Love You Villan ♥ PLEASE Ge Better
One Like = One Prayer

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maddo143
posted a quote
May 22, 2012 9:38pm UTC

When people make fun of the disabled
I just want to give them a little push.
Off a cliff. Into a shark tank. With tazers.

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mooselinaturtle
posted a quote
May 22, 2012 2:47pm UTC

"Louis is about as straight ad Harry's hair."
well don't you have a life.

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dearoceantown*
posted a quote
May 22, 2012 4:49pm UTC

Scientists say that a majority of people that are reading this,
are not blind.

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