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  1. peek-a-boo* peek-a-boo*
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2013 1:05pm UTC
    ME:I WANT TO LOSE WEIGHT
    ME:I WANT SKINNIER LEGS
    ME:I WANT A FLAT TUMMY
    ME*PASSING MCDONALDS
    ME:YOLO

  2. 🎀Anna🎀* 🎀Anna🎀*
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2013 1:06pm UTC
    "What" and "If" are two words as
    non-threatening
    as words can be. But put them together
    side-by-side and they have the power to
    haunt you for the rest of your life"
    -Letters to Juiliet

  3. WeAreTheBoys WeAreTheBoys
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2013 12:02pm UTC
    A bird pooped on my arm.
    So naturally I wiped it off with a piece of bread and fed it to the scumbag.
    Check MATE.

  4. SimpleGirl SimpleGirl
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2013 3:05pm UTC
    Please stop it!
    Uhm.. I said please? Stop judging me! You always judge what I wear, you always judge what I say, how I say it! It's crazy! Please stop it. Oh, and please stop pressuring me! You're always expecting me to do the things you do, like I'm my own person, thanks? You're making me paranoid! You're making me lose so many friends! Oh my gosh... remember that one time when you made that girl commit? You teased her about her weight and killed her. Or how about that boy that took pills and cigarettes because of your bullying? Have you know limits? You're like an evil demon! A monster! That's it, a monster
    called society.

  5. SimpleGirl SimpleGirl
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2013 10:54am UTC
    Your life is your puzzle.
    Sort it out until it makes sense to you..''

  6. SimpleGirl SimpleGirl
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2013 2:45pm UTC
    I just wish I could take your face,
    rip it off of your body, and put it on mine (:

  7. SimpleGirl SimpleGirl
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2013 2:49pm UTC
    Regrets collect like old friends.
    Please don't remove this!

  8. SimpleGirl SimpleGirl
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2013 2:54pm UTC
    We all know that amazing
    feeling when you rediscover
    an old favorite song.
    Please don't remove this!

  9. SimpleGirl SimpleGirl
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2013 6:04pm UTC
    sunglasses, movies, tanning, all nighters, partying, kissing, bathing suits,texting, dancing, sleeping in, bonfires, fireworks, shopping, flirting, sleepovers, no school,painting nails, camping, swimming,calling, hanging out, sunglasses, movies, tanning, all nighters, partying, kissing, bathing suits,texting, dancing, sleeping in, bonfires, fireworks, shopping, flirting, sleepovers, no school,painting nails, camping, swimming,calling, hanging out, sunglasses, movies, tanning, all nighters, partying, kissing, bathing suits,texting, dancing, sleeping in, bonfires, fireworks, shopping, flirting, sleepovers, no school,painting nails, camping, swimming,calling, hanging out, sunglasses, movies, tanning, all nighters, partying, kissing, bathing suits,texting, dancing, sleeping in, bonfires, fireworks, shopping, flirting, sleepovers, no school,painting nails, camping, swimming,calling, hanging out, sunglasses, movies, tanning, all nighters, partying, kissing, bathing suits,texting, dancing, sleeping in, bonfires, fireworks, shopping, flirting, sleepovers, no school,painting nails, camping, swimming,calling, hanging out, sunglasses, movies, tanning, all nighters, partying, kissing, bathing suits,texting, dancing, sleeping in, bonfires, fireworks, shopping, flirting, sleepovers, no school,painting nails, camping, swimming,calling, hanging out, sunglasses, movies, tanning, all nighters, partying, kissing, bathing suits,texting, dancing, sleeping in, bonfires, fireworks, shopping, flirting, sleepovers, no school,painting nails, camping, swimming,calling, hanging out, sunglasses, movies, tanning, all nighters, partying, kissing, bathing suits,texting, dancing, sleeping in, bonfires, fireworks, shopping, flirting, sleepovers, no school,painting nails, camping, swimming,calling, hanging out, sunglasses, movies, tanning, all nighters, partying, kissing, bathing suits,texting, dancing, sleeping in, bonfires, fireworks, shopping, flirting, sleepovers, no school,painting nails, camping, swimming,calling, hanging out, sunglasses, movies, tanning, all nighters, partying, kissing, bathing suits,texting, dancing, sleeping in, bonfires, fireworks, shopping, flirting, sleepovers, no school,painting nails, camping, swimming,calling, hanging out, sunglasses, movies, tanning, all nighters, partying, kissing, bathing suits,texting, dancing, sleeping in, bonfires, fireworks, shopping, flirting, sleepovers, no school,painting nails, camping, swimming,calling, hanging out, sunglasses, movies, tanning, all nighters, partying, kissing, bathing suits,texting, dancing, sleeping in, bonfires, fireworks, shopping, flirting, sleepovers, no school,painting nails, camping, swimming,calling, hanging out, sunglasses, movies, tanning, all nighters, partying, kissing, bathing suits,texting, dancing, sleeping in, bonfires, fireworks, shopping, flirting, sleepovers, no school,painting nails, camping, swimming,calling, hanging out, sunglasses, movies, tanning, all nighters, partying, kissing, bathing suits,texting, dancing, sleeping in, bonfires, fireworks, shopping, flirting, sleepovers, no school,painting nails, camping, swimming,calling, hanging out, sunglasses, movies, tanning, all nighters, partying, kissing, bathing suits,texting, dancing, sleeping in, bonfires, fireworks, shopping, flirting, sleepovers, no school,painting nails, camping, swimming,calling, hanging out, sunglasses, movies, tanning, all nighters, partying, kissing, bathing suits,texting, dancing, sleeping in, bonfires, fireworks, shopping, flirting, sleepovers, no school,painting nails, camping, swimming,calling, hanging out, sunglasses, movies, tanning, all nighters, partying, kissing, bathing suits,texting, dancing, sleeping in, bonfires, fireworks, shopping, flirting, sleepovers, no school,painting nails, camping, swimming,calling, hanging out, sunglasses, movies, tanning, all nighters, partying, kissing, bathing suits,texting, dancing, sleeping in, bonfires, fireworks, shopping, flirting, sleepovers,sunglasses, movies, tanning, all nighters, partying, kissing, bathing suits,texting, dancing, sleeping in, bonfires, fireworks, shopping, flirting, sleepovers, no school,painting nails, camping, swimming,calling, hanging out, sunglasses, movies, tanning, all nighters, partying, kissing, bathing suits,texting, dancing, sleeping in, bonfires, fireworks, shopping, flirting, sleepovers, no school,painting nails, camping, swimming,calling, hanging out, sunglasses, movies, tanning, all nighters, partying, kissing, bathing suits,texting, dancing, sleeping in, bonfires, fireworks, shopping, flirting, sleepovers, no school,painting nails, camping, swimming,calling, hanging out, sunglasses, movies, tanning, all nighters, partying, kissing, bathing suits,texting, dancing, sleeping in, bonfires, fireworks, shopping, flirting, sleepovers, no school,painting nails, camping, swimming,calling, hanging out, sunglasses, movies, tanning, all nighters, partying, kissing, bathing suits,texting, dancing, sleeping in, bonfires, fireworks, shopping, flirting, sleepovers, no school,painting nails, camping, swimming,calling, hanging out, sunglasses, movies, tanning, all nighters, partying, kissing, bathing suits,texting, dancing, sleeping in, bonfir
    Summer 2013
    Idea/format from peaceinpieces

  10. Butterbear Butterbear
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2013 3:23am UTC
    Other girl: *goes out to parties*
    Other girl: *has a boyfriend*
    Other girl: *has a social life*
    Me: *reads a fanfiction*
    Me: Can I get pregnant from this?

  11. pinkneonlights_ pinkneonlights_
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2013 3:09pm UTC
    when you discover new music and it feels like you found jesus

  12. Eli22b Eli22b
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2013 12:22am UTC
    If animals can be adorably fat than why can't I?

  13. babe_xo babe_xo
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2013 7:08pm UTC
    This year for my birthday,
    I wished for death.
    everyone not knowing my wish.
    they all applauded.

  14. DoneAwayWithDrama DoneAwayWithDrama
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2013 8:40pm UTC
    Don't look at my boyfriend.
    Dont touch him.
    Don't add him on Facebook.
    Don't like all of his pictures.
    Dont Message him.
    Dont text him.
    Don't chill with him.
    Dont try to be his best friend.
    Don't compliment him.
    Dont hug him.
    Don't "Winky Face" him.
    Dont write on his wall.
    Dont rate him.
    Don't smile at him.
    Don't worry about HIM, he's MINE.
    I'll cut you b/tch.
    nmq

  15. Mischief_Managed_ Mischief_Managed_
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2013 7:10pm UTC
    How are all these 6 year olds at meet and greets and concerts and stuff?
    My mom didn’t even take me to the park.


  16. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  17. ErinIsTheName* ErinIsTheName*
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2013 2:01pm UTC
    I don't think I could ever stab someone.
    I mean, let's be honest. I can barely get the straw in a Capri Sun.

  18. Mischief_Managed_ Mischief_Managed_
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2013 7:19pm UTC
    Someone online: *Calls me cute*
    Me: *Wiggles awkwardly*
    Me: *Pulls hoodie drawstrings*
    Me: *Scrunches down into down comforter*
    Me: *Blushes for ten minutes*
    Me: *Peeks out*
    Me: No u.

  19. Mischief_Managed_ Mischief_Managed_
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2013 7:13pm UTC
    What if you kicked the air
    and your leg flew off?

  20. dolph* dolph*
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2013 6:20pm UTC
    yeah school sucks but does it swallow

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