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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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yourcool
posted a quote
October 18, 2012 5:33pm UTC

little old ladies in wheelchairs with
blankets over their legs. you aren't fooling anyone. we know you'e retired mermaids.

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mars*
posted a quote
October 12, 2012 2:54pm UTC

**When Steve and his wife find out the gender of their baby...**
Doctor: Congratulations! its a girl!
Steve: *Facepalm* No no no no...This cannot be happening. DON'T YOU REALISE WHATS HAPPENING?!?! OUR LIVES WILL BECOME LIVING HELL!!
Steve's wife: What are you talking about..?
Steve: ....HAVE YOU NOT SEEN THE GIRLS ON MY WEBSITE..? YOU DON'T REALISE WHATS GOING TO HAPPEN!!! SHE'LL GROW INTO A TEENAGER AND SHE WILL BECOME OBSESSED WITH A BOYBAND, AND CRY ABOUT BEING FOREVER ALONE, AND...THE GIRLS ARE CRAZY!
Steve: CRAZY I TELL YOU!!
MY QUOTE.

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
October 6, 2012 4:32am UTC

~~in the future~~
steve's wife: i think we should have kids
steve: no
steve's wife: why-
steve: what if its a girl
then it would grow into a teenage girl
steve's wife: i really dont see the problem with--
steve: have you seen the quotes on my website?!
the quotes made by TEENAGE GIRLS
TEENAGE GIRLS ARE ALL INSANE

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
October 8, 2012 4:56pm UTC

That moment when
you see something
you didn’t want to see
and your heart drops.

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Ineedmakyinme
posted a quote
October 9, 2012 3:37pm UTC

There's a man in his 80's, who lives in my city near a beautiful cliff.
It's a place people frequently go to suicide. Every time he sees someone too close to the edge, he rushes over and tries to stop them.
It's estimated he's saved over 160 people.
Don Ritchie, I don't know you, but you give me hope .
Don Ritchie passed away yesterday at the age of 85.
He was named a 'Local Hero' in the 2011 Austrailian of the Year Awards.
His funeral will be held on Friday.
By now, he's saved over 500 lives and I know alot of you have heard of him but for those of you who haven't, I think you should, because this guy's a real hero.♥
nmf/nmq(from givesmehope.com

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SarahMayour
posted a quote
September 29, 2012 8:15pm UTC

It would be awesome if Disney Channel had a
"Blast From The Past"
week special where they show the old shows for a week long.
It would be the best week of my life.

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Love_Aholic
posted a quote
October 17, 2012 7:14pm UTC

That kid in class who
who whispers you the answer when you get called on and you dont know it.
.. thank you.

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
October 17, 2012 4:24pm UTC

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
October 7, 2012 9:46pm UTC

Taylor Swift's interviews are seriously the best thing.
"I was at the gym, and I walk in, and there's a model.
like, a real one.
and she's on the treadmill,
running faster than a racehorse would run,
like eighty miles an hour, probably.
top speed, and not breathing heavily, just like:
\(^ - ^)/
and i'm over here on the elliptical, and i hate it,
and you can see in my face that i hate it, i'm like
~~(o__o)~~
and then her italian boyfriend comes in,
and they're both incredibly good looking,
and then he leans over the treadmill bar
and starts making out with her
while she's running that fast.
and i'm just like,
".....you win."

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littleleftofthemiddle
posted a quote
September 29, 2012 8:49pm UTC

when i say
"I wish they would turn this book into a movie"
what i really mean is
"I wish they would turn this book into a 17
hour long spectacle that includes every single
solitary detail and doesnt deviate at all from
the storyline and has perfect casting"

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theunicorn
posted a quote
September 30, 2012 7:26pm UTC

yesterday
was homecomming, i went to the bathroom to find a somewhat over weight girl crying, trying to hide her emotions with makeup looking in the mirror. i noticed cuts on her wrists.. i walked up to her and said "OH my god, your dress is perfect! you look so gorgeous, will you take a picture with me" she wiped away a tear, smiled and said "thnk you.. so much.." we took a picture and now we're texting. and this morning i woke up to a text that said
"you saved me..."

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xstories_
posted a quote
October 1, 2012 6:59pm UTC

Today was my school talent show.
Me, being myself - decided to sing "Skyscraper" by Demi Lovato. I did my thing, I sang. And, at the end - people were in tears and I got a standing ovation. I have never felt so good about myself. The dean went to take the microphone away, but I asked if I could say something to my peers. He allowed me. That's when my heart poured out.. "Thank you all, really. Now, I have something to say." After that, it became dead silent. "You're clapping for me now, right? Weren't half of you guys the people who said I was 'fat' yesterday? Yeah. Little do you know, I can't keep my food down because of those things you say. I can go days without eating. I hope you know that." Then, I had to stop because some girls were laughing. I walked up to them and pulled up my bracelets. "Hey, Bri. Look. Look at what YOU caused. Yes, YOU. You practically put these scars on my wrist. Because of people like you, people turn into people like me. Can I just ask why? Why do you do this to me and so many others?" Her answer was this; "Well, Nicole. I do it because people are losers, a lot like you." And at that, I had enough. What did I say? I said, "Bri, I'm done. I'm done with you. So is everyone else. YOU NEED TO STOP. I'm sick of you. If you don't stop soon, something WILL happen. It may happen to me. Or to you. Or to that girl over there. Just, STOP. Ok? Go on and try to tear me down, I will be rising from the ground. Like a skyscraper." I turned around and walked away. I wasn't finished though. I turned back around to face my peers and said, "I thought suicide was the answer. But, I KNOW it's not. Don't try it, guys. You hurt yourself, you hurt your family. And it hurts your friends. Please. Talk to me if you need anything." People clapped so loud, my ears were about to bust. But, WAIT. I'm not done yet... This really popular guy, Mike, came up to the front. He took the microphone and said, "Nicole.. Thank you for giving me the courage to do this." No one knew what was coming, but what he said shocked so many people. "Bri, we're through." I have never laughed harder in my life. Best day ever? I think YES.
W

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taytayx311
posted a quote
December 26, 2011 9:27pm UTC

You text him ,he doesn't te xt
back.He was obviously so excited that you texted him that he fainted.

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Jade672
posted a quote
December 2, 2011 7:52pm UTC

Year 2392
Child: "Mommy I can't sleep!"
Mother: "Don't worry darling. Lay down as I sing you this ancient lullaby passed down through gernerations.
Mother: " Party rock is in the house tonight. Everybody just have a good time.."

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Shining_Star56
posted a quote
November 18, 2011 10:06pm UTC

Disney should make a hairless princess;
[♥] So that littlle girls with cancer can'feel beautiful.

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FramingMatthew
posted a quote
January 2, 2012 1:18pm UTC

This really is the last time I'll get to go on Witty...
I'm in hospital right now, my family weren't even allowed to see me until last night. I wanted to talk to all of you people one last time, but the doctors wouldn't let my mom take a laptop - I begged them for an hour to let her, even if I could only use it for 15 minutes (I also begged them to let me see my girlfriend, I can be VERY persuasive when I want haha) ... I was THAT desperate.
But yeah. This is the last time I'll be on Witty.. I could be dead within 2 weeks. It sucks, but everyone will go on without me. They all know that even though I'm not physically with them, I'll always be there; and they can always talk to me, even though I won't be able to respond.
Gah, there's SO many things I want to say to you all, but I don't know how to say them, and anyways I always end up saying the same kind of thing in my quotes in the hope that people would be inspired. I'm a bit of a fail, aren't I? I'm certainly no Martin Luther King Jr, or Nelson Mandela or any of those awesome inspirational people.. I'm just an ordinary 15 year old kid who's going to die of cancer :Z But I still try. I don't like giving up. And I've been told before that my quotes have saved people's lives. That's.. just amazing. It makes me feel like I have made a difference, even though it was just a small difference to the universe. Does that make sense? .. No, I didn't think so. x_x
So, all I can say now is.. Read my other quotes. You don't have to fave them, just read them. And never give up on your life. You can get through this. There's always someone going through worse than you; someone who'd give anything to be you.. Like, I'd give anything to be one of you people here than be dying of cancer like I am now.
You want to be beautiful? Just believe in yourself. Confidence looks good on a girl.
Thanks for all the love and support, Witty. You all mean the world to me. I love you. <3
- FramingMatthew

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ohxhelloxthere
posted a quote
April 15, 2011 3:51pm UTC

-------------------------
The star of the football team
h a s a b l i n d d a d
who always comes to his games,
even though he can't see him play.
One day, the dad gets sick and dies
before the night of his son's big game.
The team is expecting him to slack off,
mourning the death of his father.
But he played the best game he EVER had,
making the winning touchdown
&+ many amazing plays.
The couch is amazed, so he asked,
"How did you play so well even after your father has passed?
The boy stares right at him, and says
"This is the first time he has ever seen me play."
♥
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Not mine. I just love it

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xBeautifulDngerx
posted a quote
April 30, 2010 12:09pm UTC

A Guy Had A Crush On
This Girl
He followed her wherever she went.
One day the girl noticed and asked the guy.
Girl: Why do you keep following me?
Boy: Because you're so pretty and I think I'm falling in love with you.
Girl: Really? But you haven't met my friend yet. She's prettier then me and she's right behind you.
(The Boy Turns Around)
Boy: Are you making fun of me? There's no one behind me.
Girl: No, but if you really loved me, you wouldn't even bother to look back.
i saw this somewhere.. wanna make it pretty? go ahead.
-xBeautifulDngerx

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kara008
posted a quote
June 12, 2010 10:44am UTC

What is wrong with you?
How dare you make fun of someone for something they can't control?
She has acne. - Do you think she chose to have red spots all over her face?
Her nose is big. - Who cares? Is she supposed to get plastic surgery? Hmm?
She has crooked teeth. - I've never met someone who got braces just for fun.
She wears glasses. - Do you think people like being half-blind? They don't.
Her hair is frizzy. - Some people don't like frying their hair w/ a straightener.
She's not a size 0. - Oh, I'm sorry that some of us aren't afraid to eat cookies.
Imperfection is beautiful.

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