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  1. Cammie Cammie
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2013 4:34pm UTC
    "I babysat this six year old, and I was wearing shorts today..
    and my scars were showing, I guess. He poked them and he said, "I know how those got there." I replied, "How?" He looked at me with a straight face and he said, 'I've seen them before. My big sister had them, and she said mean people put them on your body when they weren't nice to you, because when people are mean to you, you end up being mean to yourself. My big sister went away. I don't know where she went. Mommy said she's on a happy vacation somewhere, because she was too sad here. I miss her. Don't go on a vacation, please.'"

  2. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2013 2:45pm UTC
    This boy at Target asked if I would hold his hand because his ex girlfriend just walked in with a new guy, so naturally I felt bad and held his hand while strolling around Target for a bit. Then it donned on me, with no other couple in sight, that was the best damn pick up line ever pulled

  3. foreverme1331 foreverme1331
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2012 7:53pm UTC
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  4. doublesidedice doublesidedice
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2013 9:52pm UTC
    On Friday for Self-Harm awareness day I'm drawing butterflies up my arms and wearing a huge orange bow :)....you can't do much with a school uniform...

  5. :)* :)*
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2012 11:16am UTC
    Every time I try to make a chemistry joke,
    there's no reaction.
    :(

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    November 24, 2012 10:11pm UTC
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  7. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2012 3:34pm UTC
    I dislike
    getting those wonderful dreams
    and waking up with nothing.
    Those dreams where it felt so real and intense.
    It felt like you were really there
    and actually sharing that moment.
    Then BAM!
    You wake up, look around, and see everything gone ..
    and in your mind saying
    “It was just a dream ..”


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  9. Blessed412 Blessed412
    posted a quote
    November 24, 2012 9:31pm UTC
    Little girl fourteen, flipping through a magazine, says she wants to look that way. But her hair isn't straight, her body isn't fake, and she's always felt overweight. Little girl fourteen, I wish that you could see, true beauty is within your heart. And you were made with such care, your skin, your body and your hair are perfect just the way they are.
    More Beautiful You by Jonny Diaz

  10. itsamadworld itsamadworld
    posted a quote
    November 24, 2012 9:29pm UTC
    I feel like it'd be really weird if guys commented on their friends profile pictures like girls do.
    "Bro, you look so handsome!"
    "Looking hot, man!"
    "OMG CAN I LIKE THIS 2X?!?! YOUR JAWLINE IS CRAY!"
    "Ugh, how are you so perfect dude? I'm jelly!"

  11. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2012 9:25pm UTC
    "To the girl at the table near the back of the library -
    I almost asked you what was wrong the first time I saw you crying. Then I saw the book you were reading, and realized that you were crying because of it. And I was interested, because I'd never read anything that moved me that much.
    I checked out the book you were reading, and guess what? I cried - just a little - too. That's how it started. Every time I go to the library, you're almost always there, usually with a completley new book. Sometimes you smile, or laugh out loud, and when you do, I check out the book you're reading.
    That was it, really, until I realized how gorgeous you are. You're not pretty in the normal kind of way, but god, when you smile, it lights up your face in the best way.
    I wish you'd notice me, sitting a few tables away from you, reading the book you were a few days ago. I wish you'd smile at me. I don't have the guts to talk to you. I'm afraid you won't be anything at all like I imagine.
    One of these days, I'll work up the courage and ask you about what you're reading.And maybe you'll smile that gorgeous smile and tell me all about it, and then we'll talk about all the books we've read. But until then, thank you for the book recommendations. I love them.
    Love, the boy a few table away from yours."

  12. OneDirectionQuotes OneDirectionQuotes
    posted a quote
    November 20, 2012 11:22am UTC
    Interviewer: "Apparently you're the biggest eater and apparently
    Your fish died of obesity because you over fed them."
    Niall: "That's true, actually."

  13. sammy* sammy*
    posted a quote
    November 20, 2012 5:13pm UTC
    If I ever met one direction in person, I would handcuff myself to their beltloop so the only way they could get rid of me is by taking off their pants.

  14. sammy* sammy*
    posted a quote
    November 20, 2012 3:13pm UTC
    You are in a relationship with Your Crush.
    ♥ about a minute ago · Like · Comment · See Friendship
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
    no.

  15. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    November 20, 2012 4:14pm UTC
    A lazy date
    A lazy date would be nice, a day where we get in our pajamas,
    get tons of pillows and blankets, buy a lot of snacks, make a castle,
    watch lots disney movies, and just snuggle together.
    And why not, we’ll have a pillow fight too.
    Just a whole day, spending precious time with you…
    I’d do anything just to have this kind of day with you.

  16. MissTomlinson MissTomlinson
    posted a quote
    November 20, 2012 5:13pm UTC
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  17. _g0ldenkiid* _g0ldenkiid*
    posted a quote
    November 20, 2012 3:18pm UTC
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  18. lovecrazy lovecrazy
    posted a quote
    November 20, 2012 2:44pm UTC
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  19. Steve Steve
    posted a quote
    November 20, 2012 2:22pm UTC
    The difference between 'Complete' and 'Finished'
    When you marry the right girl, you are complete.
    When you marry the wrong girl, you are finished.
    And when the right girl catches you with the wrong girl, you are completely finished!

  20. Baseballisme Baseballisme
    posted a quote
    November 21, 2012 8:34am UTC
    If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of payments.

:)

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