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RingoStar
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February 25, 2013 8:48am UTC

i have a condition.
where I eat when I can't sleep. It's called insom-nom-nom-nia.

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sarahmarlowXxx
posted a quote
February 24, 2013 5:20pm UTC

Knowledge is knowing a
tomato is a fruit
Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad

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summerbutterfly
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February 24, 2013 8:03pm UTC

*in principle's office*
Principle: Have a seat.
Me: Thank you. *picks up chair and leaves.*
nmq

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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taylorday7
posted a quote
January 17, 2013 8:59pm UTC

Last night at Texas Roadhouse while I was working a little old man comes up to me.
I ask: "how many?"
And he goes: "Just one old geezer and the most beautiful woman in the world."
An old woman comes hobbling in on a cane after him and he goes: "Look at her. 50 years of marriage and she still takes my breath away."
I want that someday.

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bye*
posted a quote
January 25, 2013 4:33pm UTC

the guy in the taco bell drive thru just accidentally said “have a nice day I love you” and I thoughtlessly responded “love you too” and we just sort of stared at each other for a second before I drove away

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yourcool
posted a quote
February 10, 2013 1:39pm UTC

shoutout to the kids who
put the correct answers in the textbook.

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jimmy365
posted a quote
January 16, 2013 6:29pm UTC

friend:
if you're procrastinating and
you know it clap your hands
me:
ill clap later
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 | f u n n i e s

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softballxwin27
posted a quote
January 20, 2013 5:41pm UTC

*turns light off*
*dives to the bed*
*misses*

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IJustNeedLovee
posted a quote
January 18, 2013 2:09pm UTC

If there are 500 bricks on a plane and 1 falls out, how many are there?
499
What are the 3 steps of getting an elephant in the fridge?
Open the fridge, put elephant in fridge, shut the fridge.
What are the 4 steps of getting a deer in the fridge?
Open the fridge, get the elephant out, put the deer in, shut the fridge.
The Lion King is having a birthday party. Which animal isn't going?
The deer in the fridge.
A woman tries to swim across alligator infested waters. How does she do it?
Normally. The alligators are at The Lion Kings party.
She dies anyway. Why?
She gets hit on the head with the brick.
My crush told me this and I thought it was hilarious <3

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
January 15, 2013 3:18pm UTC

2 a.m. and I’m thinking
of you
Wouldn’t it be lovely to have you by my side?
Lying beside you,
hearing the pattern of your inhales and exhales.
My head on your chest,
trying to match your breathing.
That’s how I would like to fall asleep tonight,
but I know you’re already sound asleep,
dreaming of all these glorious things
as I lay in bed wishing
you were here.

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
February 6, 2013 4:24pm UTC

I always think of you
before I fall asleep.
The words you said,
the way you looked.
The things we laughed about,
the silent moments we shared.
And when I dream, I’ll dream of you.
Because it’s about you,
it’s always about you.

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
January 12, 2013 4:30pm UTC

Let me guess
He was amazing, everything you ever wanted?
He made you fall in love with him,
and had you believe he would stay with you forever,
and he took it all away in the blink of an eye?
And now you’re left crying yourself asleep at night
trying to figure out how someone could take back
everything they said so easily?
You’re wondering what you did wrong
and why you’re never good enough, right?
Well, did you ever think he’s the one
who’s not good enough for you?
Maybe he’s gone for a reason.
Maybe he left, so someone more amazing
could take his place.

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_Mrs_Horan_
posted a quote
January 11, 2013 10:26pm UTC

The fastest way to mess up someone's Knock Knock joke
"It's open"

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
January 27, 2013 4:27pm UTC

I wish you would just
show up on my doorstep.
Not with anything special,
just you.
And when I’d open the door, you’d smile.
And while I’m trying to figure out what you’re doing here,
you’d tell me how hard the past months have been,
how much you’ve thought about me.
And then you’d take me into your arms .
Then you’d grab my face and kiss me,
and everything would be
perfect .

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
January 25, 2013 4:27pm UTC

She
thinks about you non-stop
and you’re all she talks about.
When she talks to you
she always has that goofy smile
and she truly looks happy.
With one hug, you make her melt
and you always leave her in butterflies.
But at the same time,
when she’s upset it’s usually because of you,
but she refuses to see any bad in you.
And no matter how may people try
and tell her different,
she believes you’re perfect for her
and worth every second of the wait.
But she’s too scared to tell you any of this
because she doesn’t want to screw anything up
and doesn’t want to end up hurt.

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jimmy365
posted a quote
February 2, 2013 3:55pm UTC

i did it
I’ve climbed this whole mountain
01/01/01, 02/02/02, 03/03/03,
04/04/04, 05/05/05, 06/06/06,
07/07/07, 08/08/08, 09/09/09,
10/10/10, 11/11/11, and 12/12/12
I’ve done it
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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asianmayonnaise
posted a quote
January 29, 2013 4:09pm UTC

Is it just me, or is it socially unacceptable to blow your nose in school?

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horsegirl99
posted a quote
December 10, 2012 9:05pm UTC

You're the jelly to my burger,
The knife to my soup,
The glitter to my sushi,
And the ketchup to my ice-cream,
My point is, I don't need you and I never will.
nmq/nmf

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jimmy365
posted a quote
December 23, 2012 8:56pm UTC

A moment of silence for all the girls who
have their period on their wedding day

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