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  1. DamnnTaylerx DamnnTaylerx
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2012 4:11pm UTC
    ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥
    I get butterfiles in my stomach
    whenever you text me.
    ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥

  2. Trojan22 Trojan22
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2012 3:41pm UTC
    i wish my life
    had a
    delete button

  3. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2012 4:05pm UTC
    Dear food commercial,
    nobody eats in slow motion
    with their eyes closed anymore.❤
    sincerely, i just thought i'd give you the update
    quote by jimmy365:)!
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  4. shawn_the_man shawn_the_man
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2012 5:30pm UTC
    90's kids
    fave it up :)


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  6. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2012 5:07pm UTC
    If someone says
    "I love you"
    and you don't feel the same way, just say
    "I LOVE YOUTUBE"
    d a n g f a s t ;)
    jimmy365 - nmq:)
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  7. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2012 4:56pm UTC
    the awkward moment
    when santa
    accidently
    leaves the
    price tag
    on your present.
    jimmy365 -nmq
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  8. xoalicecullenxo xoalicecullenxo
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2012 3:00pm UTC
    You're Not
    one of those people someone can just forget about

  9. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2012 6:57pm UTC
    Yelling "Stay!" at a non- living
    object that keeps falling over


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  11. like2balive1234 like2balive1234
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2012 8:49pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  12. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2012 3:37pm UTC
    A girl's laughter
    is much more cheerful than a boy's.
    But a boy's cry
    is a lot more meaningful than a girl's.

  13. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2012 4:39pm UTC
    They say disney world is the happiest place on earth... obviously they've never been in your arms <3
    Hmm, well, obviously you've never been to disney world.
    not my quote, found on smartphowned.

  14. Julianna1221 Julianna1221
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2011 10:05pm UTC
    Stupid Laws #14:
    In Indiana, it is illegal to sniff glue and carrots at the same time.

  15. SammieGrace SammieGrace
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2011 10:04am UTC
    Today I Found Out
    My Grandparents fell in love at the age of 12. They never dated anyone else but eachother,
    and were married for 60 years. My Grandfather goes to her grave every morning to say I
    love you. -------------------------------------------------------------Love Gives Me Hope
    nmf.

  16. Enchanted777 Enchanted777
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2011 9:35pm UTC
    I was born
    on my birthday.
    Fave if you were too.

  17. ilovemycraziess ilovemycraziess
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2011 9:31am UTC
    favorite this if you're not the same person that you were a year ago.__________x
    ♥♥♥

  18. Julianna1221 Julianna1221
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2011 9:34pm UTC
    Stupid Laws #13:
    In Illinois, it is illegal to pee in your neighbor's mouth.

  19. xoalicecullenxo xoalicecullenxo
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2011 8:22pm UTC
    " THIS IS MY FAVE SONG ! ! ! ! ! "
    Ew. I d o n ' t l i k e t h i s s o n g a n y m o r e . . .

  20. Lmac1819 Lmac1819
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2011 9:06pm UTC
    & It blows my mind
    to see 2011 is already half over. ♥

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