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yourcool
posted a quote
December 23, 2012 5:57pm UTC

there's a speical place in hell for
people that tell you to calm down when you're already calm during an argument.

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MooseGiraffeLlamaOtterStripes
posted a quote
December 21, 2012 8:52pm UTC

6th grade conversations:
hey
hey
wats up
nm
wbu
same
cool
so who do u like
you
oh ok
do u like me
yea
lets date
luv u
luv u 2

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JustBeingMEE
posted a quote
December 21, 2012 8:28pm UTC

"We are friends and I won't let this happen to you," I whisper as I like your post with 0 likes.

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Softballgirl15
posted a quote
December 21, 2012 3:38pm UTC

Today my class made
Snow Flakes
to send to Sandy Hook Elementary School , to show that we care.
R.I.P to everyone who left that day , to be in gods hands
❤

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Spuddy1o1
posted a quote
December 19, 2012 8:47pm UTC

Welcome to Witty Profiles
Here you will find that;
Many people excel in english
We hate society and what it has become
We have experienced a lot
We like to call people peasants
We don't particularly enjoy maths
Enjoy your stay with us, with love from your Witty Family

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MyMindBook
posted a quote
December 19, 2012 7:13pm UTC

I was four years old,
when my mom was diagnosed with my brother.

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Fuzzybird2
posted a quote
December 19, 2012 12:19pm UTC

Can I get a real bra?
No.
Fine! Well, can I at least wear make-up to school?
No!
.....but mum!
For the last time Brandon, NO!

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hallo1234
posted a quote
December 19, 2012 4:37pm UTC

There's a theory that says every single one of us will find their true love on 13/13/13

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Alaina99
posted a quote
December 19, 2012 4:25pm UTC

how do I manage to make such a mess of my room when all I do is sit in the same spot for 24 hours

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yourcool
posted a quote
December 19, 2012 8:28pm UTC

i don't understand christmas movies where
Santa exists and the adults don't believe in him. because if he exists in the story, that means he's delivering presents to everyone, including the kids of the skeptical adults, and so these skeptics must be sort of confused about all the gifts under the tree that they didn't buy.

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yourcool
posted a quote
December 19, 2012 8:13pm UTC

there is no "we" in "food".

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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kristabff
posted a quote
December 19, 2012 4:21pm UTC

hey, just joined witty today..
and i'm definently staying because i see you guys like food too lol

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foreverlovex3
posted a quote
December 19, 2012 3:49pm UTC

how fangirls communicate
fan 1: ALSLFKSKFDLSLSKF
fan 2: i know, i know.

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yourcool
posted a quote
December 19, 2012 8:21pm UTC

i can't decide if people who wear
pajamas in public have given up on life or are living it to the fullest.

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yourcool
posted a quote
December 19, 2012 8:00pm UTC

i love the sense of community when
everyone in the classroom also fails the test.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
December 19, 2012 6:56pm UTC

Do you ever rub your eye and suddenly remember you're wearing makeup
and in that second you feel your whole life come crashing down around you and it's all over?

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13andFearless
posted a quote
December 20, 2012 8:20am UTC

Dear America, England, China etc,
Australia and New Zealand here it is currently 12:20am 21/12/12
We are still alive
That is all.

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yourcool
posted a quote
December 19, 2012 8:04pm UTC

when i was a kid, i was obsessed with
those automatic coupon takers at the supermarket.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
December 19, 2012 2:56pm UTC

Me when my friends are sad: *insert 6 page text here of advice and telling them how perfect they are*
Them when I'm sad: Oh, I'm sorry

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