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loveforever21
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May 23, 2012 10:38pm UTC
"Are you okay?"
always the same question.
"I'm fine."
always the same lie.

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KattyBieber
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May 23, 2012 10:20pm UTC
Making up fake rules when
there is a subsitute teacher.

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alexbro
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May 23, 2012 6:51pm UTC
Heres something to say to a bad youtube video...
Darth Vader needs a new lightsaber. Can he borrow ur dislike bar?
:P

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alexbro
posted a quote
May 21, 2012 9:05pm UTC
Go ahead and mess up ur life, NO ONE GETS OUT ALIVE ANYWAY.

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alexbro
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May 22, 2012 8:09pm UTC
Friend: I baked u a pie!
Me: Oh Boy! What flavor?
Friend: PIE FLAVOR!!

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lovestardoll423
posted a quote
May 22, 2012 8:45pm UTC
Does anyone else
Keep an extra tab open in case their parents come?

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MyMayday
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May 22, 2012 6:55pm UTC
2012: Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but here's my number... so call me maybe.
1800's: Greetings. I just had the pleasure of your encounter and the experience is mind boggling, but I shall give you a piece of paper informing you of how you can contact me... so please consider talking to me.

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hailstorm37
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May 22, 2012 6:17pm UTC
I've come to the conclusion that it's impossible to say bubbles in an angry voice.Now fave this if you just tried to say bubbles with your angry voice.

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jimboslice3
posted a quote
May 22, 2012 7:03pm UTC
Is Witty going green?,
because I'm seeing a lot of reused quotes!

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zaranaeem
posted a quote
May 23, 2012 6:47pm UTC
life isnt about finding urself.......
its about creating urself! :)

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alexbro
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May 22, 2012 11:01pm UTC
Roses are red
Violets are blue
This poem makes no sense
REFRIDGERATOR!

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Just_Me*
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May 22, 2012 10:46pm UTC
Friend: if you were a guy for a day, what would be the weirdest thing for you?
Me: .....peeing.

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Kiraa718
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May 22, 2012 10:46pm UTC
So, i kinda got proposed to today...
By a 7 year old♥
Format by Sandrasaurus

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sierrababy101
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May 22, 2012 10:47pm UTC
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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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findnemo27
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April 17, 2012 12:14pm UTC
Traffic Lights.
Red=Stop.
Green=Go.
Yellow= HURRY UP!!!! YOU CAN MAKE IT!!!!!! GO GO GO GO GOOOO!!!

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findnemo27
posted a quote
April 19, 2012 6:28pm UTC
Fave this if you think One Direction is:
Fabulouis
Amazayn
Phenominiall
Brilliam
Extrodinharry
<3

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findnemo27
posted a quote
May 22, 2012 8:05pm UTC
Once, there was a band named One Direction.
They were so sexy that everyone died. The End.
mq!

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alexbro
posted a quote
May 22, 2012 7:28pm UTC
Me: Hey! u wanna play some video games?
Friend: No way dude! U always beat me!
*I beat my friend up and say*
Me: TELL NO ONE!!!!!

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