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findnemo27

1. findnemo27
   posted a quote
   May 29, 2012 3:44pm UTC
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2. findnemo27
   posted a quote
   May 23, 2012 7:26am UTC
   Me: I love One Direction!!
   Directionator: me too!
   Me: Cool! what's your favortie song?
   Directionator: You Don't Know You're Beautiful
   Me: You Mean 'What Makes You Beautiful'
   Directionator: Yeah...whatever. Who's your favorite boy?
   Me: I can't pick.... probably Niall.
   Directionator: MINE'S LEWIS!!!!
   Me: LOUIE IT'S LOUIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
   Directionator: whatever...
   Me: no....not whatver....... >:o
   
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3. findnemo27
   posted a quote
   May 22, 2012 8:05pm UTC
   Once, there was a band named One Direction.
   They were so sexy that everyone died. The End.
   mq!
   
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4. findnemo27
   posted a quote
   April 27, 2012 6:27pm UTC
   Mom: (calls name)
   Me: yeahhh??
   Mom:
   Me:
   Mom:
   Me:
   Mom:
   Me:
   Mom:
   Me:
   Mom:
   Me:
   Mom: (Calls name again, louder)
   Me: YEAH!?!?!
   Mom:
   Me:
   Mom:
   Me:
   Mom: (CALLS NAME VERY LOUD)
   Me: WHHHAATTTTT!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!??!?!?!?!?!?
   Mom: Why don't you answer me when I call you?
   Me: -_-
   true story
   
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5. findnemo27
   posted a quote
   April 20, 2012 10:19am UTC
   Highlight below if your name is Sarah
   Comment if your name IS Sarah, fave if Sarah isn't your name but you highlighted this anyway
   
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6. findnemo27
   posted a quote
   April 19, 2012 6:28pm UTC
   Fave this if you think One Direction is:
   Fabulouis
   Amazayn
   Phenominiall
   Brilliam
   Extrodinharry
   <3
   
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7. findnemo27
   posted a quote
   April 17, 2012 2:31pm UTC
   ( Y )
   it's a butt.
   
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8. findnemo27
   posted a quote
   April 17, 2012 12:18pm UTC
   *Looks in mirror*
   "HOW COME NO ONE TOLD ME I LOOKED LIKE THIS!?!?!?!?!?!?!?"
   Anyone else..??
   
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9. findnemo27
   posted a quote
   April 17, 2012 12:14pm UTC
   Traffic Lights.
   Red=Stop.
   Green=Go.
   Yellow= HURRY UP!!!! YOU CAN MAKE IT!!!!!! GO GO GO GO GOOOO!!!
   
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10. findnemo27
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2012 3:01pm UTC
    Fave this if you remember....
    ZOEY 101
    
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11. findnemo27
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2012 2:47pm UTC
    is that your breath or did you just fart?
    ~Glozell
    
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12. findnemo27
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2012 2:40pm UTC
    *to the tune of "Twinkle,Twinkle, Little Star"
    Twinkle, Twinkle Liam Payne,
    Harry, Louis, Niall and Zayn,
    On Direction rules my life,
    You know I'm thier future wife!<33
    By: iflip2000
    
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13. findnemo27
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2012 2:19pm UTC
    Cool story bro!
    Wanna hear mine? It's a fairy tale called once upon a time no one gives a crap ;)
    
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14. findnemo27
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2012 8:41pm UTC
    Please note that girls like food just as much as boys do...
    now please excuse me while I nom my cheeseburger ;)
    
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15. findnemo27
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2012 8:36pm UTC
    I am a master at the art of...
    Procrastination
    O_0
    
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16. findnemo27
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2012 8:30pm UTC
    Attention Skittles makers:
    How are we supposed to taste the rainbow if blue, a key component, is missing?
    
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17. findnemo27
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2012 11:26am UTC
    That awkward moment when you are talking to your friends and a teacher tries to get into your convo.....
    
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18. findnemo27
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2012 11:22am UTC
    My bed time is 8:30.. but sometimes I don't go to sleep until 8:35....
    Yeah.. I'm bad to the bone.......
    
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19. findnemo27
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2012 11:17am UTC
    ATTENTION BROTHER:
    JUST BECAUSE IT'S THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT DOES NOT MEAN YOU CAN PEE WITH THE DOOR OPEN.....
    
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20. findnemo27
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2012 11:13am UTC
    Did you know...
    that I like turtles??
    Fave if you do tooo!
    
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