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1. alexbro
   posted a quote
   November 23, 2012 4:45pm UTC
   What if zombies actually lived here before us, and this is the human apocalypse.
   ??????
   haha
   
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2. alexbro
   posted a quote
   September 1, 2012 6:45pm UTC
   Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
   --Someone of Interest
   
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3. alexbro
   posted a quote
   September 1, 2012 6:35pm UTC
   That awkward moment when you're thinking of your girlfriend and you realize you are on question 69 on a test.
   :P
   
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4. alexbro
   posted a quote
   September 1, 2012 6:29pm UTC
   "No matter if you revisit by page, video, or memory, Hogwarts will always be there to welcome you home."
   --JK Rowling
   ;(
   
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5. alexbro
   posted a quote
   September 1, 2012 6:27pm UTC
   Most doctors will tell you your going to be okay.
   Most therapists say "theres something wrong with you"
   :P
   
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6. alexbro
   posted a quote
   September 1, 2012 6:22pm UTC
   If ur on a date with a pretty girl/ handsom boy, its okay to tell them that theyre hot.
   If ur on a date with an ugly person, just dont say anything
   
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7. alexbro
   posted a quote
   May 24, 2012 10:02pm UTC
   Things people say alot #3
   WHAT THE HELL?!?!?
   
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8. alexbro
   posted a quote
   May 24, 2012 9:58pm UTC
   LOOK AT HIM! HES IN FIRST PLACE! THERE HE GOES! GO MAN GOOOO! YES! YESSS! AND...AND...AND.. he tripped and fell and broke his face.
   ?
   
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9. alexbro
   posted a quote
   May 24, 2012 9:54pm UTC
   Most asked questions:
   1. Whats ur name?
   2. WHOS THAT?!?!
   3. R U CRAZY?!??
   4. WHO JUST GOT OWNED?!?!?
   5. Wheres the Parmesean Cheese
   6. Where to next?
   7. GUESS WHAT????
   
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10. alexbro
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2012 9:39pm UTC
    Things people say alot #1
    GIMME THE COOKIES!
    
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11. alexbro
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2012 6:51pm UTC
    Heres something to say to a bad youtube video...
    Darth Vader needs a new lightsaber. Can he borrow ur dislike bar?
    :P
    
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12. alexbro
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2012 11:01pm UTC
    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    This poem makes no sense
    REFRIDGERATOR!
    
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13. alexbro
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2012 8:09pm UTC
    Friend: I baked u a pie!
    Me: Oh Boy! What flavor?
    Friend: PIE FLAVOR!!
    
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14. alexbro
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    May 22, 2012 7:28pm UTC
    Me: Hey! u wanna play some video games?
    Friend: No way dude! U always beat me!
    *I beat my friend up and say*
    Me: TELL NO ONE!!!!!
    
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15. alexbro
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2012 11:06pm UTC
    ME: *Gasps* Thers something on ur face!
    *I punch my friend in the face*
    ME: IT WAS PAIN!!!
    
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16. alexbro
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2012 9:05pm UTC
    Go ahead and mess up ur life, NO ONE GETS OUT ALIVE ANYWAY.
    
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