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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  2. haleynicolexo0 haleynicolexo0
    posted a quote
    December 7, 2011 7:43pm UTC
    When I talk to you,
    My heart smiles.

  3. haleynicolexo0 haleynicolexo0
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2011 9:01am UTC
    You've cat to be kitten me right meow.

  4. haleynicolexo0 haleynicolexo0
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2011 4:06pm UTC
    My new years resolution is to look at you, and smile.
    Because I know we'll never be the same again,
    & I'm finally starting to accept it.

  5. haleynicolexo0 haleynicolexo0
    posted a quote
    December 28, 2011 9:24pm UTC
    TILT THE SCREEN BACK
    you are so f*cking beautiful. take a look in the mirror once a day, and find something you love about yourself. day after day, just find one simple thing. as time goes by, it'll get easier and easier. just learn to love yourself, and all your problems will eventually fade.

  6. xxBMTH4Everxx xxBMTH4Everxx
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2010 8:56pm UTC
    Today in my biology class we were talking about hurricane([ Katrina}.
    My teacher asked this really slutty girl what some of the effects
    of the hurricane were, and she replied, "well everything got all wet and dirty."
    Suddenly the quietest guy in class looks up and goes,
    "Kate, no one asked about your weekend."
    MILA.

  7. Little Wolf* Little Wolf*
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2010 9:32pm UTC
    Only ninjas can read this quote.
    Congratulations. If you're reading this, you're a ninja.
    To prove your dedication to the ninja society, please
    favourite this quote, and let the non-ninjas wonder as
    to why this has so many favourites. NINJAS RULE

  8. thatsacex3 thatsacex3
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2010 12:29pm UTC
    When guys get jealous
    it's kinda cute (':
    When girls get jealous
    World war III is about to start.

  9. mcnuggets* mcnuggets*
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2012 4:37pm UTC
    Photographers are violent people.
    First they frame you, then they shoot you, then they hand you up on their wall.

  10. Love_Confused Love_Confused
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2012 4:39pm UTC
    Roses are red. Violets are blue.
    I said I loved you. But what did you do? You broke my heart.
    Ripped it out of my chest. I thought you were different. But
    you're just like the rest. What happens now? What do I do?
    Are roses still red? Are violets still blue? You meant the whole
    world to me, but you didn't care. Roses are still red. Violets are
    still blue. But everything changed, when I lost you.

  11. alexbro alexbro
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2012 6:29pm UTC
    "No matter if you revisit by page, video, or memory, Hogwarts will always be there to welcome you home."
    --JK Rowling
    ;(

  12. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2012 5:28pm UTC
    how am i meant to control my life
    i c a n ' t e v e n c o n t r o l m y h a i r
    format credit: DamnnTaylerx

  13. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2012 5:19pm UTC
    every medecine on the market is like
    pros: you'll stop caughing
    cons: you'll die


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  15. OneDirectionQuotes OneDirectionQuotes
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2012 8:46am UTC
    Liam: "Why didn't the chicken cross the road?"
    Niall: "Because I ate it."
    -OneDirectionQuotes

  16. xxDANCER22 xxDANCER22
    posted a quote
    April 12, 2012 6:33pm UTC
    Its always funny
    until someone
    gets hurt
    then its down right
    HILARIOUS

  17. xxDANCER22 xxDANCER22
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2012 4:28pm UTC
    Stuff No One Says#1:
    Dude your cat would look so much better shaved
    ~twitter

  18. xxDANCER22 xxDANCER22
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2012 6:00pm UTC
    Stuff No One Says # 3
    Snooki has a really nice tan

  19. foreveralone_foreverinlove foreveralone_foreverinlove
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2012 9:40pm UTC
    HEY!!!!
    My sister is making a 1D story too!!!
    CHECK OUT THE CHARACTERS AND CHOOSE ONE AT
    rhiannon_horan
    PLEASE!!!!!!!
    It would mean the world to her, and me...?
    THANKS!!!!


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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