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November 1, 2012 11:57am UTC

Just wondering but who's a janoskian fan?
ive only met about 8 janoskianators
♡

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Directionette
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August 6, 2012 9:10pm UTC

Girls go to college to get more knowledge.
Boys go to Jupiter to get more stupider.
[♥] if you remember this from when you were little.

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EstherAluko
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August 6, 2012 4:38pm UTC

I hate when people pour my cereal.
They don't know how much milk I like.
They don't know how much cereal I want.
They don't know me.
They don't know my life.
They don't know what I've been through.

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cheriish
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August 6, 2012 3:52am UTC

Laziness:
If there was an award for laziness,
I'd probably have somebody to
pick it up for me.

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vaginiall
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August 5, 2012 10:53pm UTC

Guy at Starbucks: So what's the name for that order?
Me: Kate, with no 'S'
Starbucks guy: Ok, but there is not 'S' in Kate?
Me: Yeah, like I said

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brisopunk
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August 5, 2012 11:11pm UTC

Q: why does peter pan always fly
A: cuz he can never land

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shelbster
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August 5, 2012 11:35pm UTC

Me: Mom can you taake me to the mall?
Mom: No I'm working.
Me: But we NEVER go to the mall.
Mom: But we got to target.
Me: PLEEEEEEEAAAAAASE!
Mom: Fine we can go on Saturday if I have time.
-Saturday-
Me: Can we go to the mall now?
Mom: Later
-3 hours later-
Me: Can we got to the mall now???
Mom: No it's to late, maybe some other time.
Me: -.-

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August 5, 2012 11:43pm UTC

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BriBri27
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August 5, 2012 11:55pm UTC

UP ALL NIGHT !!!!!

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NiallHoranAteMyHeart
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August 5, 2012 11:56pm UTC

*earlier on the way home from church*
brother: you look good today
me: ... are you on drugs?
me: do you need medical attention?
me: WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO CALL THE AUTHORITIES?!
me:
brother:
me:
brother: ... never mind.

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August 5, 2012 11:58pm UTC

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Dance171
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August 5, 2012 11:58pm UTC

"I shall call him squishy and he shall be mine. He shall be my squishy. Come here squishy!"
- Finding Nemo

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August 6, 2012 12:07am UTC

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Tayloriscool
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August 6, 2012 12:09am UTC

Thats so Raven: Im a pshycic and cant tell anyone
Phil of the Future: Im from the future and cant tell anyone
Wizards of Waverly Place: Im a wizard and cant tell anyone
Hannah Montana: Im a pop singer and cant tell anyone
Me: I watch Disney Channel and cant tell anyone.

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it_will_be_ok
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August 6, 2012 12:29am UTC

*at my boyfriend's house talking about dogs*
His dad: yeah, that dog just wasn't thriving in the home it was in before.
Kristian: driving? Why would the dog be driving?
His mom: yeah Kristian, why WOULD the dog be driving?
His brother: Dad said "thriving," not "driving."
Kristian: he said driving. Dogs don't drive.
His dad: whoa, they don't? Really? *smirk*
His mom: honey, I really hope that dog doesn't drive. Or any dog.
His brother: HE SAID THRIVING.
Me: *leans over and whispers* I really don't think he said driving.
Kristain: HE SAID DRIVING. DOGS DON'T DRIVE.
His mom: good job! I'm really glad you figured that out!
His brother: YO! KRISTIAN HE SAID THRIVING. NOT DRIVING. DOGS DO NOT DRIVE. THRIVING. NOT DRIVING.
His dad: William's right. I did say thriving. Not driving.
Kristian: *quietly* it sounded like driving...
His mom: OK. LET IT GO NOW. THRIVING. THRIIIIVING.
His older brother: hey. You're girlfriend is here. Just shut up.

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cmayl11
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August 6, 2012 12:37am UTC

Imagine if Liam became a doctor...
Doctor Payne

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