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Shuddupwhore
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April 24, 2012 8:21pm UTC

credittoforgeter
Call it old fashioned but;
I still think it's cute when someone writes you a love letter.

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dancingismylife213
posted a quote
February 26, 2012 3:19pm UTC

Roses are red,
violets are blue.
monkeys like you,
should be kept in a zoo.
dont be angry,
ill be there too.
outside of the cage,
laughing at you(:
Fave if you remember this!
Format by Sandrasaurus nmq

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yourcool
posted a quote
February 28, 2012 6:09pm UTC

That awkward moment when
a fat kid says "that's how I roll."

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BravoSierra
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February 26, 2012 9:15pm UTC

Fuckerr's signature format. Please don't remove credit. Or I will hunt you down. You do NOT want to get on my bad side.
I'm super lazy today.
It's like regular lazy, but I'm wearing a cape.

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jenjen1615
posted a quote
February 28, 2012 4:59pm UTC

Can you believe after all that crap, their still together!?
wait, who?
My buttcheecks ;)
AHAHA that just made my day
my friend is so stupid but so funny

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ShesFullOfHope
posted a quote
February 22, 2012 5:39pm UTC

"Someone Worth Dying For"
by Mikeschair.
is the best song.
Listen to it. Please. ♥

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FramingMatthew
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December 24, 2011 12:24pm UTC

☺
Smile, beautiful. ♥

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vanybee
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December 17, 2010 3:29pm UTC

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astoryaccount
posted a quote
February 21, 2012 4:54pm UTC

11:11; make a wish
--------------- preface --------
K a y l a n ' s p . o . v
What if every 11:11, birthday, and shooting star wish came true?
My temple run stopped. Geeze! I said, silently to myself. Almost 3 million.
Every night at this time, a reminder pops on my phone's screen, reminding
me it's that time. 11:10. In one minute, I could make one wish. Only twice
a day do I have a chance to change the world, make the boy like me.. Or so
I tell myself. Ever since I was 5, 9 years ago, I've been making wishes and
none of them have ever come true. A little part of me believes I have a
chance. 11:11 the little clock says on my lock screen. Okay. I wish he would
love me. I smile to myself, lay down in my bed, and fall in a deep sleep.
My alarm beeps. 6 am. 1 hour to make myself look attractive. One hour
to make myself look attractive, for him. I wash my hair, dry it, then quick
curl it. It doesn't take much to make my light red hair look good. It's my
face I have a problem with. No coverup hides my freckles. I put sparkly
pink eyeshadow on to match the pink skirt I'm going to wear. I do my top
eyeliner, then mascara, and go to get dressed. 45 minutes later, I'm done.
I grab a cinnabon and run out the door. He is at my bus stop. Issaya.
The single most amazing boy in the world. He has black curls, light blue
eyes, and a swimmer's body. Because he is a swimmer. It just so happens
Issaya happens to be my bestfriend. Who has a girl friend. His eyes light
up when I come into his view.
" Kaylan!" He says with a big smile.
I rush over to him. As I usually do, I check his finger. To check if the ring
she gave him was on it. It wasn't..
" Issaya?" I said.
" We're done.. Me and her" he says, without a look of pain.
" Why?" I ask.
" Because I love someone else..."
I don't say anything else, but my mind asks. Who? As if he can read it,
he talks again. " You Kaylan. I love you."

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eve123
posted a quote
February 8, 2012 3:25pm UTC

Zoey May
Im so sick of boys being such dicks!
Like • Comment • 27 minutes ago
Toby Jackson
In 7th grade, I beggen Mr.Williams to let me be your lab partner. I suggested you came round 5 times to do our project, you said no each time. I did the project alone, all of it. In 8th grade, I sent you 3 valentines cards, candy and a rose. You gave the rose to somebody else and threw the cards away. In 9th grade, at the school social, I asked to dance with you. You said "Yes, give me 5 minutes, I need to go to the bathroom." You never came back, and I was left waiting for you. In 10th grade, I bought us two tickets to go and see your favourite band. You said thanks, then took the tickets and gave one to your friend. Now, in 11th grade, I'm confessing this, where everyone can see, to show that actually, girls can be dicks too.
26 minutes ago · Like
True stuff

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fuckyeahquotes
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July 6, 2010 4:29pm UTC

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Sonny84
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February 10, 2012 3:04pm UTC

Ariel from the Little Mermaid
Hmm. A hand-me down sail, red hair, and an interest with muggle items.
MUST BE A WEASLEY.

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emilxo
posted a quote
February 8, 2012 4:52pm UTC

Rock, Paper,
Take all your clothes off.
- Jenna Marbles. ♥

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stand_up_and_sing
posted a quote
February 8, 2012 4:52pm UTC

Wow, are you wearing space pants, because your as* is out of this world!!
Eahh, no, these are softball pants, because this as* is out of your league!
OWNED!!!!
NMF/Q

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criki1
posted a quote
February 7, 2012 5:09pm UTC

Maybe I should start jogging..
Hahaha, I'm not gonna start jogging.
summer_sage

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soccerloverx03x
posted a quote
January 15, 2012 7:39pm UTC

If taylor swift and bruno mars
went out and broke up
there would be some great
relashionship songs made.
♥

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trinityy_xoxox
posted a quote
January 7, 2012 7:11pm UTC

my eight year old cousins advice on boys;
me: what do you do if you like a boy?
cousin: you tell him.
me: what if he doesn't like you back?
cousin: you kill him.
not mine quote. trinityy_xoxox format.

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BlackButterflies
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February 5, 2012 2:06am UTC

Knock knockkkkk!
Who's there?
Cash.
Cash who?
No thanks bro, I'd rather have a peanut.

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Shine_With_Me
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August 19, 2011 1:25am UTC

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reillyraae
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May 5, 2011 4:06pm UTC

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