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1. stand_up_and_sing
   posted a quote
   February 22, 2012 3:46pm UTC
   People of Witty...
   I am sorry to say that I no longer want to keep this account. Anyone who wants it can have the password and has the right to edit the profile and delete or keep the quotes. You can enter your own email adress, I have already taken mine off of it. The password is tigger33. feel free to change it.
   Please leave a comment of my kd00 profile if you use this account.
   I hope you have fun, and please check out my kd00 profile.
   Thank you.
   
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2. stand_up_and_sing
   posted a quote
   February 12, 2012 5:09pm UTC
   Who are you spending Valentine's Day with?
   Food. ;)
   
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3. stand_up_and_sing
   posted a quote
   February 12, 2012 12:56pm UTC
   any one who faves this I will FOLLOW!!!!! :)
   
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4. stand_up_and_sing
   posted a quote
   February 10, 2012 7:15pm UTC
   Wake up in the middle of the night to pee
   avoid all mirrors,
   Airplane engine makes a sudden noise
   I lived a good life.
   hear thumps while in the shower
   your whole family is being killed and you are next
   Turn out all the lights before going to bed
   OMG, run before the demons catch you
   Elevator door doesn't immediatly open
   you are trapped in it forever
   Realize it is too quiet, where is everyone?
   Oh god, zombies!
   The paranoid feelings...
   we all get them.
   
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5. stand_up_and_sing
   posted a quote
   February 8, 2012 4:52pm UTC
   Wow, are you wearing space pants, because your as* is out of this world!!
   Eahh, no, these are softball pants, because this as* is out of your league!
   OWNED!!!!
   NMF/Q
   
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6. stand_up_and_sing
   posted a quote
   February 6, 2012 10:32am UTC
   ♥
   Dear Singles,
   Valentin'es day isn't for boys and
   couples, it's for candy :) <3
   
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7. stand_up_and_sing
   posted a quote
   February 6, 2012 10:25am UTC
   Sneaking around yor house at night and feeling like a ninja ;)
   Format by Sandrasaurus
   
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8. stand_up_and_sing
   posted a quote
   February 5, 2012 9:45pm UTC
   Say what you want, Im not going to care, because there are haters everywhere...
   
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9. stand_up_and_sing
   posted a quote
   February 5, 2012 9:23pm UTC
   HATERS
   are my
   motivators
   <3
   Format by Sandrasaurus
   
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10. stand_up_and_sing
    posted a quote
    February 5, 2012 12:27pm UTC
    Everyone blames our generation
    when they should
    blame
    the people who raised us ;)
    Format by Sandrasaurus
    
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11. stand_up_and_sing
    posted a quote
    February 4, 2012 10:43pm UTC
    In My Childhood...
    I saw Tarzan almost naked, Cinderella arrivied home after midnight, Pinochio was always telling lies, Aladdin was a thief, Bathman drove over 200 miles per hour, Snow White lived in a house with seven men, Popeye smoked a pipe and had tatoos, Pac Man ran around to digtal music while eating pills that enhanced his performance, and Shaggy and Scooby were mystery-solving hippes who always had the munchies.
    OH, CHILDHOOD!
    
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12. stand_up_and_sing
    posted a quote
    February 4, 2012 10:37pm UTC
    On The Toilet for a half an hour...
    2 minutes spent pooping
    28 minutes playing temple run ;)
    
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13. stand_up_and_sing
    posted a quote
    February 4, 2012 7:55pm UTC
    GOALS FOR THE WEEK
    sleep
    eat
    text
    witty
    GOALS
    IT'S GOOD TO SET THEM.
    format by jimmy365
    
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14. stand_up_and_sing
    posted a quote
    February 4, 2012 7:50pm UTC
    Every day it will rain...
    
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15. stand_up_and_sing
    posted a quote
    February 4, 2012 1:40pm UTC
    Him..♥
    What color is his hair? blonde
    What style is it? used to be long, but he cut it ;(
    What color eyes? light blue
    Cute smile? hell yes
    Braces? nope
    Glasses? nope
    Abs? nope....
    Height? idk really short
    What grade is he in? grade 6, same as me
    How did you meet him? school
    How long have you known him? 6 months
    Does he play any sports? noo...
    Do you guys ever text? not yet :(
    How about AIM: nopee
    Facebook chat? no
    Last time you talked? yesterday/day before
    Have you "liked" his profile picture? no
    Has he liked on any of your photos? no
    Has he ever written on your wall? no
    Describe something he would wear on a typical day: jeans and t-shirt
    What's your favorite thing you've seen him wear? jeans and t-shirt
    Least favorite thing? purple sweater D;
    Do your friends know that you like him? 5 of them
    Do any of your teachers know that you like him? i hope not...
    Do your parents know they exist? Nup
    Do you think they would like him if you were dating him? probably
    Have you met his parents? No
    What would you do if he saw your witty? ...FREAK OUT.
    
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16. stand_up_and_sing
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2012 4:30pm UTC
    It's hard to forget you
    when you gave me so much to
    remember...
    
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