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CarterTheKittyKat
posted a quote
January 12, 2014 7:43pm UTC

"Show me your scars," he said.
"But.. why?" she asked.
"I want to see how many times you
needed me and I wasn't there."

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Jessica♥*
posted a quote
January 4, 2014 5:15pm UTC

I have a desire for every inch (of you)
the smell of your breath
on my needing lips.
the taste of you under the covers
AND YOUR VOICE RUMMAGING
through every vein in my body.
Please don't remove this!

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永久*
posted a quote
January 4, 2014 9:57am UTC

Even if we are far apart, we sleep beneath the same sky ♥

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x_damaged_x
posted a quote
January 4, 2014 12:07am UTC

You've only seen yourself two times.
Taking a picture and looking at the image, and staring
in the mirror and looking at your reflection. You don't get
to see the way your eyes light up when you talk about
something you love, and you can never see how
beautiful you look when you really smile.
It's really kind of sad that you've never actaully
seen yourself. But I promise you that I will be here
to tell you every day what I see.

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...*
posted a quote
June 13, 2013 6:40pm UTC

Me Him
gross, hated, ugly gorgeous, hot, kind
mean, stupid, fat kissable, cute, funny
rude, annoying precious, s.exy, adorable
complainer, suicidal beautiful, unique, enchanting
dumb, depressed, idiotical smart, nice, bright

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flyingbacon7
posted a quote
June 13, 2013 3:11pm UTC

By now I've figured out
that nice girls like me
never win

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^_^*
posted a quote
June 13, 2013 1:22pm UTC

Don't call a girl A $lut if she's wearing short shorts
A b/itch if she's proving a point
A flirt when she's just bing nice
Obsessive when she's just in love.

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glitter162*
posted a quote
June 13, 2013 3:27pm UTC

A dog running one hundred
miles to retrieve a stick? That's pretty far-fetched.

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posted a quote
January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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伤*
posted a quote
June 13, 2013 3:55pm UTC

IF YOU'RE GONNA BE TWO FACED
AT LEAST MAKE ONE OF THEM PRETTY

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dolph*
posted a quote
June 13, 2013 4:53pm UTC

You know what's stupid?
The concept of treating adolescents like children throughout the entirety of their
teenage years and then at around age 17 pulling a complete 180 and expecting
them to decide within the next couple years what they want to do with the rest of their lives.

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happiest*
posted a quote
June 13, 2013 3:17pm UTC

Spongebob will get his license
before Taylor swift finds love

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dolph*
posted a quote
June 13, 2013 12:55pm UTC

Me: why is peter pan always flying?
Friend:
Me: because he neverlands
Friend:
Me: I like this joke because it never grows old
Friend:
Me: it has a nice hook
Friend: you aren't making sense?
Me: are you lost, boys?
Friend: what?
Me: beats Smee how you didn't understand that.

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unicorn001
posted a quote
June 14, 2013 12:05pm UTC

I am that lady in Subway that holds the whole line up ordering 46 sandwiches.
Except I'm not ordering them for a party. No, this is just my lunch for today!

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Supergoth
posted a quote
June 14, 2013 12:09pm UTC

my lass has come up with a new name for me
loth
lesbian goth.
why?

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jessicabliss
posted a quote
June 13, 2013 4:22pm UTC

Procrastination
is the art of keeping up with yesterday.

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again
posted a quote
June 13, 2013 4:30pm UTC

So I'm taking drivers ed and outside of the class room there was this poster that said "Honk if you love Jesus, text and drive if you want to meet him" and this one kid is like 'That doesn't make sense you have to be dead to meet Jesus' and he stood there for a few minutes until he got it

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again
posted a quote
June 13, 2013 4:34pm UTC

So I was typing a note to myself into my phone and I typed 'red' and it autocorrected it to be 'Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee'

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katherinexP
posted a quote
June 13, 2013 4:40pm UTC

Boy: My fathers name is Laughing. My mothers name is Smiling.
Girl: Are you kidding?!
Boy: No, My brother is Kidding. I'm Joking!

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Keisha John*
posted a quote
June 13, 2013 4:51pm UTC

I was eating oreos, and I was dunking one in milk, and the cookie broke and sank to the bottom.
so now I'm just sitting here staring at the glass and wondering why bad things happen to good people.

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