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  1. dogsgomeow dogsgomeow
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2012 1:29pm UTC
    Have you ever wanted to meet yourself and see yourself from someone else's point of view?

  2. dogsgomeow dogsgomeow
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2012 1:20pm UTC
    Me: "OMG I have to tell you this story
    about-" *starts laughing* *deep breath* "Ok
    there was this..." *starts laughing*

  3. OmegleTalk OmegleTalk
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2012 1:20pm UTC
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: herkii
    Stranger: hey
    Stranger: male or female
    You: both
    Stranger: wtf
    You: :) i have a vagenis
    You: do not judge me for it.
    You: i am still a person.
    You: just a mutant.
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

  4. Kanerpop Kanerpop
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2012 1:16pm UTC
    "Class Rules!"
    TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
    MARIA: Here it is.
    TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
    CLASS: Maria.
    TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
    JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
    TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
    GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D- I-A-L'
    TEACHER: No, that's wrong
    GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
    TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
    DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
    TEACHER: What are you talking about?
    DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
    TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago..
    WINNIE: Me!
    TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
    GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
    TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
    MILLIE: I is..
    TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
    MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
    TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
    LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.
    TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
    SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
    TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
    CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
    TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
    HAROLD: A teacher
    Fav for another seiries of "Class Rules!"


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  6. OmegleTalk OmegleTalk
    posted a quote
    October 25, 2012 10:12am UTC
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: hey
    Stranger: m
    You: oh now i am so attracted to you cause you can type m which means male... OOHH! F*CK ME!
    You: -_-
    You have disconnected.

  7. OmegleTalk OmegleTalk
    posted a quote
    October 25, 2012 10:23am UTC
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: hey got fb or skype?
    You: no but i got an esc button
    You have disconnected.

  8. Just_Josh Just_Josh
    posted a quote
    October 23, 2012 4:48pm UTC
    canyoudomyhomework.com

  9. softballxwin27 softballxwin27
    posted a quote
    October 23, 2012 3:19pm UTC
    You haven't experienced awkward
    until you try to tickle someone who isn't ticklish.

  10. loveisjusta_history_ loveisjusta_history_
    posted a quote
    October 23, 2012 4:56pm UTC
    Girl on facebook: Omg got the best bf ever he is so sweet love you forever & always tommy♥
    * week later *
    Girl on facebook: omg lukas is the funniest ever like he's so amazing love you forever baby ♥
    * 3 weeks later *
    Girl on facebook: wow he is so sweet and like we're gonna be forever cause he's just so perfect♥ jake♥
    * week later *
    Girl on facebook: Matt you are so amazing babe ! forever & always cutie !♥
    how's forever working out for you?


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  13. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    October 23, 2012 4:10pm UTC
    Have you ever
    met someone that surprised you?
    Like, you meet this person,
    and at first you hardly pay any attention to them.
    You may not be at all attracted to this person,
    but as you get to know them, you notice yourself falling.
    This person who was once nothing to you has become
    everything.
    All of the sudden,
    they’re the most beautiful person you’ve ever met.
    It’s just funny looking back.
    You never saw it coming,
    it just kind of…happened.


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  15. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    October 23, 2012 10:26pm UTC
    instead of staring at google
    WHEN YOUR PARENTS ARE LOOKING OVER YOUR SHOULDER,
    open this link: www.essaytyper.com
    you're welcome xoxo

  16. vintagememories vintagememories
    posted a quote
    October 24, 2012 12:19pm UTC
    Me: *does 3 sit-ups*
    Me: Am i skinny yet?

  17. Arilena :)* Arilena :)*
    posted a quote
    October 24, 2012 11:55am UTC
    M . A . T . H ;
    Mental Abuse To Humans

  18. danisnotonfire danisnotonfire
    posted a quote
    October 24, 2012 11:57am UTC
    “You be whatever you want to be,
    you could even be a rollerblading
    unicorn
    if you want.”

  19. Arilena :)* Arilena :)*
    posted a quote
    October 24, 2012 12:02pm UTC
    creating situations
    in your head that will never happen.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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