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vintagememories

1. vintagememories
   posted a quote
   November 11, 2013 5:35am UTC
   i have 2 moods
   sleep is for the weak
   sleeping for a week
   there is no inbetween.
   
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2. vintagememories
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   January 5, 2013 9:26am UTC
   Difference between me and a calender?
   A calender has dates
   
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3. vintagememories
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   November 8, 2012 1:14pm UTC
   DO YOU THINK OPRAH REMEMBERS
   WHEN DRAKE AND JOSH
   ran her over?
   
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4. vintagememories
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   October 24, 2012 12:19pm UTC
   Me: *does 3 sit-ups*
   Me: Am i skinny yet?
   
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5. vintagememories
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   August 30, 2012 3:26pm UTC
   Plot twist: A famous person has a tumblr, just to stalk yours.
   
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6. vintagememories
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   August 21, 2012 10:21am UTC
   Shortest horror story ever : "there's no food left".
   
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7. vintagememories
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   August 12, 2012 10:58am UTC
   Regular Teenager: My moms making me clean up the mess from my house party.
   Me: My mom makes me clean the cookie crumbs outta my bed...
   
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8. vintagememories
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   August 12, 2012 9:55am UTC
   Feel old yet?
   Zach and Cody: 20 years old.
   Shrek 1: Came out 11 years ago.
   Monster inc: Also came out 11 years ago.
   Miley Cyrus: Engaged.
   Hilary Duff: A mom.
   That so Raven: Ended 6 years ago.
   Lizzie McGuire: Been off telly for 9 years.
   
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9. vintagememories
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   August 12, 2012 9:46am UTC
   Cookie Monster: I got 99 cookies, cause a b itch ate one.
   
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10. vintagememories
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    August 8, 2012 12:04pm UTC
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11. vintagememories
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    August 8, 2012 11:50am UTC
    How English people supposedly speak: Please do not speak to me in that tone of voice, or shall hurt you
    .
    How English people actually speak: Don't get big to me mate, i'd shank you anyday!
    
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12. vintagememories
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    July 27, 2012 1:59pm UTC
    Your Cousin is in a relationship with Your Ex. ♥
    about a minute ago · Like · Comment · See Friendship
    
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13. vintagememories
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    July 26, 2012 5:39pm UTC
    Me: hey mom, need any help?
    Mom: no, go away
    Me: you sure?
    Mom: yes, just go away
    5 seconds later
    Mom: omfg nobody ever helps aroud this house, jesus crist you're all so lazy.
    tumblr.
    
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14. vintagememories
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    July 18, 2012 4:15pm UTC
    if you were a cookie,
    you'd be a wh-oreo.
    
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15. vintagememories
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    June 21, 2012 4:09pm UTC
    Postman: Package for Josh Nicholls?
    Josh: Yeah, that's me.
    Postman: Here you go.
    Josh: Thanks, have a nice day.
    Postman: Don't tell me what too do.
    Anyone else remember this?
    
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16. vintagememories
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    May 1, 2012 10:24am UTC
    just wondering-
    could you guys comment who makes good CSS layouts,
    tyvm:*
    
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17. vintagememories
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    April 9, 2012 4:44pm UTC
    Girl: The Hunger Games are rubbish..
    Me:*silence*
    Police Officer: So she just dropped this brick on her face?
    
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18. vintagememories
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    March 28, 2012 1:04pm UTC
    a soldiers letter
    if i die in warzone,box me up and send me home,
    lay my medals on my chest,tell my mom i did my best,
    tell my father not too bow,he won't get tension from me now,
    tell my brother study perfectly,the keys of my bike are his perminatly,
    tell my sister not too be upset,her brother won't raise after sunset
    final thing,tell my love,not too cry,i'm a soilder,im born too die
    all of my respect too the soldiers figting for our safety.
    ♥♥♥
    
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19. vintagememories
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    March 25, 2012 7:10am UTC
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20. vintagememories
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    March 22, 2012 2:13pm UTC
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