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shortyac1357
posted a quote
August 13, 2012 10:27pm UTC

She's 102 yrs young
She's sweet and kind and entergetic.
She's a fighter; survived breast cancer.
She is my great grandma.
And she fell last night.
And she is in intensive care.
Please pray for her.

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DarylJr114
posted a quote
August 13, 2012 8:35pm UTC

Dear Yahoo,
I don't mean to be rude,
but I've never heard someone
say, "I dunno, let's Yahoo! it..."
....just saying....
Sincerely,
Google

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NinjaahEmi
posted a quote
August 13, 2012 8:25pm UTC

Yelling 'stay'
at an inanimate object
that keeps falling down,
as if its going to listen to you.
nmq

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Breeze
posted a quote
August 13, 2012 8:30pm UTC

Chatrooms
lobby--create chatroom---popout
Randomness
Leave room | Invite user
Format by Breeze ==
●-/-●-/
Friend: Have you ever met anyone famous?
Me: Nope.
Me: It would be pretty cool.
Me: I'd probably get too excited for my own benefit though.
Steve has joined the chatroom
Me: STEVE!
Me: OMGKDJHFS
Me: DHFSKDJ
Me: HI!
Me: GUESS WHAT?
Steve has left the chatroom
Me: -.-
Me: D;
Friend: LOL!
Me: It's not funny >.<
Friend: Of course not.
Breeze
Friend
●●●
Format by Breeze

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BriBri27
posted a quote
August 12, 2012 9:17pm UTC

omfggg!! one direction!! *screams st tv* I LOVE YOU!!!!!!! I know you can hear me!! wtf! answer!! ong! wmyb?? i gotta sing!! EXPRESSING MY DIRECTION LOVE!!! AHHHHHH!!!!! THATS WHAT MAKES YOU BEAUTIFUL!! omg! niall pointed at me?! i'm gonna faint!! I hope no one sees me! i'm dancing ad singing like an idoit!! I LOVE YOU ONE DIRECTION!!!!!!

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peanut1299
posted a quote
August 12, 2012 9:07pm UTC

Dear Squeaky Computer Chair,
Thank you for blowing my cover,
Sincerely,
"Are you on the computer?"

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AustinCarterMahone
posted a quote
August 12, 2012 7:50pm UTC

click to see this quote

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amberleeprettty
posted a quote
August 12, 2012 8:14pm UTC

Throwing #5
Throwing fert i l i zer at people who need to grow up

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Happycristy11
posted a quote
August 12, 2012 8:15pm UTC

One direction
Caught your attention, didn't it you little Directioner you. :)

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sammy*
posted a quote
August 12, 2012 8:05pm UTC

My mom said i'm addicted to music...
i couldn't of been more proud ♥
--------------- ♥ ---------------

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AustinCarterMahone
posted a quote
August 12, 2012 7:25pm UTC

I wonder if Chinese tourists get upset when they buy a souvenir from America and find out it was made in China.

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GillyHicks
posted a quote
August 12, 2012 8:03pm UTC

i use to
call duct tape
"duck tape"

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Jahyvie
posted a quote
August 12, 2012 7:10pm UTC

Dont
Quit
not mine :]

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Witty_Queenx08
posted a quote
August 12, 2012 7:35pm UTC

Me: Where's all the hot boys at?
My friend: In the Olympics

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strawberry_skittles
posted a quote
August 12, 2012 7:15pm UTC

SWAG used to stand for,
"Secretly We Are Gay"
nmf

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littleleftofthemiddle
posted a quote
August 12, 2012 7:56pm UTC

At the pool
Me: *sees hot lifeguard*
Me: i suddenly forgot how to swim.

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posted a quote
January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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amberleeprettty
posted a quote
August 12, 2012 7:36pm UTC

Throwing#1
Throwing Ice at people who need to chill.

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Kailey♥*
posted a quote
August 12, 2012 7:46pm UTC

Hello, I am
a teenage girl.
i always want things, i believe your lies, i hope for too much, i wish on 11:11, and i am crazy for the one guy i will never be able to have.
deal with it.
format credit: halfempty

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ErinIsTheName*
posted a quote
August 12, 2012 7:06pm UTC

When a girl asks a guy to listen to a song,
It's because the lyrics are all the words she's afraid to say.

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