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amberleeprettty

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Member Since: 3 Sep 2011 06:10pm

Last Seen: 21 Aug 2012 06:54pm

user id: 215184

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  1. amberleeprettty amberleeprettty
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2012 10:44am UTC
    M . A .T. H .
    Mental abuse to humans

  2. amberleeprettty amberleeprettty
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2012 10:09am UTC
    Throwing#9
    ♥Throwing clocks at people who need to
    get with the times♥

  3. amberleeprettty amberleeprettty
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2012 8:49pm UTC
    Throwing#8
    Throwing scissors at people who need to cut it out :)

  4. amberleeprettty amberleeprettty
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2012 8:38pm UTC
    Throwing#7
    Throwing soap at cheaters because
    there dirty:)

  5. amberleeprettty amberleeprettty
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2012 8:22pm UTC
    Throwing#6
    Throwing bircks at people who need to build there confidence♥

  6. amberleeprettty amberleeprettty
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2012 8:14pm UTC
    Throwing #5
    Throwing fert i l i zer at people who need to grow up

  7. amberleeprettty amberleeprettty
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2012 8:05pm UTC
    Throwing#4
    Throwing Tires at people who need to get a grip
    0 7

  8. amberleeprettty amberleeprettty
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2012 7:49pm UTC
    Throwing#3
    Throwing Toilet paper at people who talk
    sh*t

  9. amberleeprettty amberleeprettty
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2012 7:45pm UTC
    Throwing#2
    Throwing lamps at people Who need to lighten up

  10. amberleeprettty amberleeprettty
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2012 7:36pm UTC
    Throwing#1
    Throwing Ice at people who need to chill.

  11. amberleeprettty amberleeprettty
    posted a quote
    October 29, 2011 4:04pm UTC
    Dearunicorns,
    Is this how it feels to be a dying species?
    Sincerely, virgins.

  12. amberleeprettty amberleeprettty
    posted a quote
    October 24, 2011 8:30pm UTC
    "Mom can I?"
    "No"
    "Mom please?"
    "No"
    "Hey, Dad ..."

  13. amberleeprettty amberleeprettty
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2011 12:16pm UTC
    i swear Mario is a hobo. He wakes up wearing the same clothes. He runs in sewers &steals coins. To buy what. MUSHrooms?

  14. amberleeprettty amberleeprettty
    posted a quote
    October 14, 2011 7:11pm UTC
    mario: is there a problem officer?
    cop: quite a few actually, first off you're speeding.
    mario:
    well yeah i have to win this race.
    cop: illegal street racing on the wrong side of the road?
    mario: well when you put it like that..
    cop: and littering that banana you threw back there caused an accident.
    mario: yeah about that..wario was all up in my sh●t so i had to do something.
    cop: did you have any drugs before you started driving sir?
    mario: nah man. but i just got a couple mushrooms.
    cop: step out of the car please.
    mario: fine but this is gonna kill my chance at the star cup. you're practically handing it to donkey kong.
    cop: donkey kong.? mario: the gorilla.. cop: step. out. of. the. car.

  15. amberleeprettty amberleeprettty
    posted a quote
    September 30, 2011 12:55pm UTC
    When I was a kid, I close the fridge slowly just to see when the light turned of.
    Anyone else?

  16. amberleeprettty amberleeprettty
    posted a quote
    September 26, 2011 2:19pm UTC
    "I'm sorry!" "Stop saying sorry!"
    "Ok sorry."

  17. amberleeprettty amberleeprettty
    posted a quote
    September 17, 2011 3:14pm UTC
    Unless your GOOGLE
    Stop acting like you know everything.

  18. amberleeprettty amberleeprettty
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2011 5:51pm UTC
    We live in the WTF generation
    W: Witty T: Twitter F: Facebook

  19. amberleeprettty amberleeprettty
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2011 5:37pm UTC
    Saying "your welcome"
    very loud when someone
    doesn't say thank you

  20. amberleeprettty amberleeprettty
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2011 4:08pm UTC
    When im depressed I cut my self .......................
    A slice of cake :P

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