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  1. teamjacob131 teamjacob131
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2012 1:57pm UTC
    Confession #12,
    I don't cuss...at all...EVER.
    ^_^

  2. ImmaDirectioner ImmaDirectioner
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2012 11:08pm UTC
    I like you :) do you like me?
    No.
    :(
    You never asked if i loved you.
    Awwww, do you love me? :)
    No.

  3. fool's gold* fool's gold*
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2012 11:50am UTC
    'Cause you're the apple to my pie,
    you're the straw to my berry,
    you're the smoke to my high, and
    you're the one I wanna marry.

  4. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2012 11:50am UTC
    "Don't need make-up
    to cover up, being the way
    that you are is enough."
    - Liam Payne ♥
    format credit to OneDirection

  5. hermione23katniss hermione23katniss
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2012 12:22pm UTC
    " H o w o b s e s s e d a r e y o u w i t h H a r r y P ot t e r ? "
    "9 and 3/4"

  6. jessiduh jessiduh
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2012 4:53pm UTC
    The other day, I saw an advertisement
    For a vibrator[ yes i know nasty but here it comes] and the price?
    $69

  7. justanotherstory justanotherstory
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2012 12:35am UTC
    God Gave Me You
    (1)
    I knew this day was coming, I just didn’t want to admit it. Weeks of packing up all my stuff, and dad confirming things over with my new school, Lanier High. It sounded dumb to me, to pack up your entire life and move across the country for some dumb job offer. We were perfectly happy without my mom. Jordyn, my little sister, doesn't even really remember her. She left us with my dad in New York, New York. One day she just got up and walked out. I blame her for the heartache on my dad, but he got over it supposedly. Jordyn was only 3 while I was 10. I'm 16 now, and shes 9. My entire life has been here in New York. David, the only true love of my entire life and Sammie, my best friend who has gotten me through all the ups and downs.
    I always thought of my life as invincible, like Superman. It had been going perfect, then my dad came home from work and bluntly said "We are moving to Alabama." I thought he was kidding so I laughed and said "Okay I'm going to David's. Have fun planning our 'move'". I found out the following day he was serious. I was crushed. I screamed at him, I cried, I said I hated him, I didn't mean it though. He's the best father anybody could ask for, but how could he do this to me? I'm dying of heartbreak over here and I can't do anything at all. Sammie said I could move in with her, but I'm not ready to leave my dad with Jordyn. She's a hassle and that'd pretty much show my dad how much I 'loved' him.
    "Calynn. I love you. I'll love you every day until the end of forever. Calynn, do you think we could do this? Have a long distance relationship?" David asked me.
    "We've been through so much together. We're juniors, and it's halfway through the year. Think you can last a half a year until I come back for summer?"
    "Of course." David said, so simply. He hugged me tight until Sammie broke in, and broke down.
    "Sammie. I'll be back. I promise. I'll come over the summer. And I'll come over scheduled breaks. I promise I'm coming back for you two." I said before I started crying in Sammie's shoulder. Jordyn then called me a baby, and told me to get in the truck. She seemed happy about moving. I don't know why, at all. Jordyn was a city girl, she loved shopping, the city lights, and the changing weather. She doesn't even like country music and she doesn't own a pair of cowboy boots, so what's so exciting in Alabama for her? I looked at both David and Sammie and said "I promise I'll be back".
    17 hour drive, just great. Montgomery, Alabama, here I come.
    feedback is soooo greatly appreciated, please favorite, comment, or follow.
    comment if you want a reminder (:


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  9. DuckAddictant DuckAddictant
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2012 5:11pm UTC
    Did you know?
    That when you post a quote saying how much you hate quotes about One Direction, your making a quote about one direction too?

  10. TheWrittenInfection TheWrittenInfection
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2012 3:50pm UTC
    Louis tweeted:
    gay marriage is accepted in new york state? cmon @harry_styles we're moving
    Larry Stylinson♥♥

  11. runningislife* runningislife*
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2012 2:41pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  12. hotchick123 hotchick123
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2012 3:21pm UTC
    When girls
    Act like a boy
    their called a 'Tom Boy'
    When boys
    Act like a girl
    Their called Gay

  13. JustWaiting JustWaiting
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2012 6:12pm UTC
    Hey, Arnold! Do you remember 90's tv shows? They're Kim Possible to forget. Let's take The Magic School Bus to Dexter's Laboratory and listen to All That stuff As Told By Ginger while sitting on The Big Comfy Couch. Then we can take a Recess and tell Dragon Tales while Arthur and Madeline put the Rugrats to sleep. Ed, Edd, 'n' Eddy are Rolie Polie (Olie) while sleeping, but Courage the Cowardly Dog can watch them. Then we can take a walk in Mr. Rogers' Neighborhood. However, we might get Goosebumps because there are a lot of Little Bears. Luckily, we can always count on Clarissa to Explain It All, and The Power Puff Girls to save the day.
    -mine

  14. WittyJazz WittyJazz
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2012 2:10pm UTC
    “HUG ME BROTHAA!”
    If you know where this is from... Your childhood was probably awesome.

  15. mymindsingsx mymindsingsx
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2012 1:12pm UTC
    That Extra Tab You Have Open Just in Case Your Parents Walk In.. Format by Sandrasaurus

  16. almostforever almostforever
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2012 1:16pm UTC
    So me and my cousins found something on tumblr yesterday.
    Apparently some people say 'nuh-tell-ah'.
    And it's prounounced 'new-tell-a'
    I had no idea people said it the first way.
    Favorite if you do; just wondering, definately not for favs.
    And if you think this is for faves, i have more of a life than making quotes about nutella for faves (:
    So leave me alone & enjoy your day (:

  17. irocksocks123 irocksocks123
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2012 1:31pm UTC
    You're so fake
    Even China admits they didn't make you.

  18. teamjacob131 teamjacob131
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2012 11:33pm UTC
    Confession #4,
    I'll never stop loving Pokemon,always and forever.

  19. teamjacob131 teamjacob131
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2012 11:37pm UTC
    Confession #5,
    I've yet to have my first kiss.♥

  20. teamjacob131 teamjacob131
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2012 11:46pm UTC
    Confession #6,
    I used to wear boy clothes when I was little.
    (Yeah...I used to be a HUGE tomboy)

:)

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