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Zombie_Apocalypse

1. TuckersGirl
   posted a quote
   July 8, 2012 12:11pm UTC
   Me in the future...
   Me:
   Come on to your archery lesson!
   My daughter: But mom, I don't want to learn archery!
   Me:
   KATNISS, SHUT UP. PICK UP YOUR COAT AND BOW, WE'RE NOW GOING TO THE BAKERS TO SEE IF HE HAS A SON.
   
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2. xxxxxxx*
   posted a quote
   May 12, 2012 8:30pm UTC
   whats up with NIckelodeon
   and all these TV shows with bushy haired kids
   first: Josh
   (Drake and Josh)
   then: Chase
   (Zoey 101)
   now: Robbie
   (Victorious)
   
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3. 
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   January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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4. 
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   January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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5. str0ng
   posted a quote
   July 8, 2012 9:55am UTC
   Rapunzel, please.
   Those are obviously extensions.
   
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6. 伤*
   posted a quote
   July 8, 2012 8:57am UTC
   "When a girl is talking to niall,
   he stays quiet and listen
   to every word she has to say"
   - Louis Tomlinson ♥
   format credit to OneDirection
   
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7. JustAnotherWittyGuy
   posted a quote
   July 8, 2012 4:38pm UTC
   You know your a 90's kid when...
   You remember when people asked you to spell "I CUP"
   nmf
   
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8. Phoebe*
   posted a quote
   July 7, 2012 8:07pm UTC
   Bully: You're asking for it , do you wanna mouth full of fist ?!
   Me: Do you want a butt full of foot ?!
   Bully: .....
   Dad: Sweetie , you're sister's going away , go say bye !
   Me: Pip pip doodly doo !
   Dad: .....
   Brother: I just got you 1D tickets !
   Me: HUG ME BROTHA !!!!!
   Brother: ....
   Mom: You didn't do the dishes like you told me ?!
   Me: Are you calling me a liar ?!
   Mom: Well I ain't calling you a truther !
   Me: ...this is why I love you.
   nmf/
   all mine♥
   
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9. MissTomlinson
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   June 20, 2012 3:04pm UTC
   "Don't ever let a guy make you feel ugly because no matter what, you're beautiful.. with or without him." ---Zayn Mal i k♥
   
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10. MissTomlinson
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2012 7:03pm UTC
    "I love the U.S. One Direction!" -Said No One. Ever.
    
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11. MissTomlinson
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2012 5:07pm UTC
    When it's Louis Tomlinson's partin a song, you shut the heck up.♥
    
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12. 
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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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13. loves_all_you_need
    posted a quote
    July 4, 2012 1:56pm UTC
    Puberty-
    Girls Boys
    emotional rollercoaster hair on their balls
    breakouts
    boobs
    period
    cravings
    greasy hair
    
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14. Bravosierra*
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    July 4, 2012 5:07pm UTC
    So wait....
    When my parents played peek a boo with me when I was a kid..
    They didn't actually disappear?
    
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15. 
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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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16. AnnieeB
    posted a quote
    July 4, 2012 8:18pm UTC
    Admit it. You were confused
    as to what "nmf" meant when you first got a Witty.
    
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17. Bravosierra*
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2012 10:23pm UTC
    Reasons why I tell my mom yes
    Because I actually care
    To get her to shut up
    
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18. LandonIsWitty
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    July 3, 2012 4:54pm UTC
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19. arose15
    posted a quote
    July 4, 2012 4:41pm UTC
    When someone says a deep quote and you're like "Woah" but in reality you have no idea what it meant.
    
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20. 
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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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