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Onism*
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January 9, 2013 3:39pm UTC

Ever since I found Witty, I have a lifetime supply of insults for situations I'll never be in

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livilucy21*
posted a quote
January 8, 2013 9:43pm UTC

Being in a relationship isn't about the kissing, the dates or the showing off.
Its about being with someone who makes you happy in a way that no one else can.

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sammy*
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January 9, 2013 4:17pm UTC

The Kiss You music video basically proves that we will watch these idiots do anything.
i love them<3

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
January 9, 2013 3:36pm UTC

“Before you diagnose yourself
with depression or low self-esteem,
first make sure that you ar not, in fact,
just surrounded by stupid people”
-William Gibson

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AnaCastro196
posted a quote
January 6, 2013 7:48pm UTC

Fake boys on witty
is the reason why
I have trust issues

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AnaCastro196
posted a quote
January 6, 2013 7:51pm UTC

Thanks to all the fake boys on witty
I can't tell which are real now.

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AnaCastro196
posted a quote
January 8, 2013 11:11pm UTC

"Save Witty 2013"
??
Oh yeah cause I remember how last year we
all freaked out about witty shutting down! BUT
NOTHING HAPPENED!
So why should we freak out now?!

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accidentalflirtation
posted a quote
January 8, 2013 1:05pm UTC

#cut4bieber
You all need to know...
Justin has never had a cut. Infact 99% of his blood that is shed, is shed monthly, also known as 'period'

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sammy*
posted a quote
January 8, 2013 3:55pm UTC

what if milk was black?

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happiest*
posted a quote
January 8, 2013 10:39am UTC

12 Year-Old: "I go clubbing!"
Me: "Well don't swear when you go."
12 Year-Old: "Why?"
Me: "Because Club Penguin will ban you for 24 hours, okay."

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polinaagoldberg*
posted a quote
January 8, 2013 4:40pm UTC

Fangirl Problems #69
When you find out your favourite celebrity smokes weed and you start cutting yourself.
Wait no. That's not a fangirl problem. That's a mental problem.

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AmberTheTurtle
posted a quote
January 8, 2013 11:22pm UTC

I just started to welcome a guy to Witty. I said "Ignore the people who call you fake. That happens a lot."
But thats not what it said. It said "Ignore the people who call you cake. That happens a lot."
"Ignore the people who call you cake. That happens a lot."
"Ignore the people who call you cake."
Cake.
I'm crying of laughter.

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AnaCastro196
posted a quote
January 8, 2013 11:19pm UTC

pending moderation

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odd
posted a quote
January 7, 2013 12:45pm UTC

click to see this quote

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ZombieSlayer
posted a quote
January 9, 2012 8:58pm UTC

I'm a Witty girl,
In a witty world
Imagination, quotes are my creation

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happiest*
posted a quote
January 4, 2013 10:06am UTC

me: I HAVE TO PEE
computer: no. stay.
me: ok
me: I HAVE TO GO TO BED
computer: no. stay.
me: ok
mom: ITS TIME FOR DINNER
computer: no. stay.
me: ok
me: OH MY GOD THE HOUSE IS ON FIRE
computer: no. stay
me: ok

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posted a quote
January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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jimmy365
posted a quote
January 4, 2013 3:36pm UTC

hush little white girl
don't you cry
daddy's gonna buy you
an iphone 5
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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jimmy365
posted a quote
January 4, 2013 3:42pm UTC

wTF MY 7 YEAR OLD SISTER
JUST CAME INTO MY ROOM AND
GESTURED FOR ME TO FOLLOW HER
AND DIDNT SAY ANYTHING SO I DID AND
SHE LEAD ME INTO THE BACKYARD
AND SHE SAID “IM GOING TO SHOW YOU
MY SECRET” AND I WAS LIKE “WHAT OK”
AND SHE TOOK THE LID OFF HER
PORTABLE SANDBOX AND IT WAS FILLED
WITH WATER AND LIKE THOUSANDS OF
TINY BABY TADPOLES SWIMMING AROUND
AND I WAS LIKE WHAT WHERE DID
YOU GET THESE AND SHE SAID
"i'm raising them"
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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jimmy365
posted a quote
January 4, 2013 4:04pm UTC

one time my brother got in trouble for breaking
some stuff in the house and so since my mom
needed some new and creative methods of
punishment she made him sit down and read the
facebook
terms & conditions
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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