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amberlylovesdinosaurs
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May 12, 2012 11:02pm UTC

Scary movies and cuddeling with my boyfriend.
Oh wait... I don't have a boyfriend....
where's my dog.

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Nataliee1102
posted a quote
May 13, 2012 11:17am UTC

if you're not against gay/
lesbian/bisexual people, favorite. If you
are, comment. ♥

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xlivelaughlove524x
posted a quote
May 13, 2012 2:08pm UTC

The first time I saw him
his two year old sister was crying during church
so he picked her up,
carried her into the other room like a baby,
and started to play "superman" with her.
Instant respect.♥

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BlackButterflies
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May 13, 2012 1:56am UTC

saying "never mind"
because you can't be bothered repeating yourself again.
- Made by McFly

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DuckAddictant
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May 4, 2012 4:29pm UTC

When life gives lady gaga lemons,
She makes an outfit.
\(^.^)/

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never_forget
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May 4, 2012 4:11pm UTC

Lights Flickering
Normal People: "The light needs to be changed."
Me: "The Hash Slinging Slasher!!"

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JustAnotherWittyGuy
posted a quote
May 4, 2012 6:20pm UTC

Steps to avoid a sea bear
1) Dont ever eat cubed cheese
2) Never wear a sombrero
3) Never Ever screech like a chimpanzee
4) Don't wear a pink frilly dress
5) Don't wave flashlights around and around
Now you are protected from gettting attacted from a sea bear. If a sea bear in fact does come, make sure you draw a circle around yourself and dont make any fast movements

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timraandnicole
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May 4, 2012 5:50pm UTC

Hey! Don't pack up yet!
We still have 37 seconds left of class!
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k3mbr3y
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May 4, 2012 4:11pm UTC

"WHY?!?!"
"Because I said so!!!"
Good one mom, you should be a lawyer
nmf

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BravoSierra
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May 4, 2012 3:11pm UTC

If Barbie was an actual woman, she would be 5’9” tall, have a 39” bust, an 18” waist, 33” hips and a size 3 shoe. Barbie calls this a “full figure” and likes her weight at 110 lbs. At 5’9” tall and weighing 110 lbs, Barbie would have a BMI of 16.24 and fit the weight criteria for anorexia. She likely would not menstruate. If Barbie was a real woman, she’d have to walk on all fours due to her proportions. Slumber Party Barbie was introduced in 1965 and came with a bathroom scale permanently set at 110 lbs with a book entitled “How to Lose Weight” with directions inside stating simply “Don’t eat.”

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