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jaydoxtator

1. jaydoxtator
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   January 26, 2015 8:47pm UTC
   I havent been on this site since i was a fresman.... Now im a senior... Damn i grew up
   
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2. jaydoxtator
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   September 30, 2014 12:13pm UTC
   This is for the kids that should be doing their
   homework right now.
   
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3. jaydoxtator
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   April 24, 2013 12:12pm UTC
   The word swag is soo stupid. Swag is just a way for a man, to call another man sexy, and not feel gay about it.
   
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4. jaydoxtator
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   April 10, 2013 12:06pm UTC
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5. jaydoxtator
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   March 27, 2013 12:42pm UTC
   im so dope im illigal in 27 states
   
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6. jaydoxtator
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   December 21, 2012 10:37am UTC
   Am I the only survivor?
   
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7. jaydoxtator
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   December 18, 2012 9:53am UTC
   Dear Santa,
   This Christmas there is only one thing I truly desire. I want you to bring the man who murdered all of those children back to life.
   So I can tear his fu/cking heart out myself.
   Thank you.
   
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8. jaydoxtator
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   December 4, 2012 9:17am UTC
   YMCMB
   Y'all Mad Cause Marshall's Better
   have to rep my white boys
   
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9. jaydoxtator
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   November 20, 2012 11:32am UTC
   Sometimes you have to give up on people, not because you don't care but because they don't
   
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10. jaydoxtator
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    November 19, 2012 8:45am UTC
    PUKKA GANG
    #pukkagang
    @pukkagang
    
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11. jaydoxtator
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    November 15, 2012 12:59pm UTC
    That awkward moment when you realize that every house has a particular smell, but you can't smell the one at your house.
    
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12. jaydoxtator
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    November 15, 2012 10:58am UTC
    I used to be good at sports. Then I realized that I could buy trophies. Now I'm good at everything.
    
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13. jaydoxtator
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    November 15, 2012 10:55am UTC
    Relationships aren’t tests, so there’s no need to cheat
    
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14. jaydoxtator
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    November 15, 2012 10:47am UTC
    That fake laugh you do when you don't know what someone just said.
    
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15. jaydoxtator
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    November 15, 2012 10:41am UTC
    You know what makes me smile?
    My face muscles
    
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16. jaydoxtator
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    November 1, 2012 10:25am UTC
    why arent u answerng??
    Sorry i dropped my phone and i lost it.. i will txt u when i find it
    ok... did u fid it yet
    nope
    well i hope you find it soon..
    
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17. jaydoxtator
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    October 30, 2012 11:32am UTC
    Romney
    or
    Obama?
    
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18. jaydoxtator
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    October 29, 2012 8:35am UTC
    My wallet is like an onion. When I open it, I cry.
    
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19. jaydoxtator
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    October 25, 2012 12:30pm UTC
    If I ask my mom to take a picture for me with my phone there is a 99% chance it will be a video of me yelling "IT'S THE BUTTON ON FRONT!"
    
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20. jaydoxtator
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    October 24, 2012 12:01pm UTC
    When Eminem wrote "Recovery", obviously he wanted to Recover. Akon wrote "Freedom", because he wanted freedom. And Justin Bieber wrote "Boyfriend", hhmmmm.......
    
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