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SoccerGirl1016
posted a quote
August 7, 2012 8:54am UTC

Why I turn on the TV:
10% to watch shows.
90% to use it as backround noise
so I feel less lonely when I'm on
the Internet.

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BlazingDawn
posted a quote
August 7, 2012 12:47pm UTC

The truth is,
Everyone is going to hurt you.
y o u j u s t g o t t o f i n d t h e o n e s
worth suffering for♥

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mooselinaturtle
posted a quote
August 7, 2012 10:45am UTC

My Mom
doesn't understand that even though my room looks dirty to her
I know where my things are.
:p

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_kendall_
posted a quote
August 7, 2012 1:26pm UTC

I bet your "Forever young" tattoo is going to look so cute when you're 90.

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str0ng
posted a quote
August 7, 2012 6:47pm UTC

*popular girls walk by*
Girl: "I'm jealous."
Boy: "Don't be jealous baby!"
Girl: "Why?"
Boy: "Cause you have something they don't."
Girl: "What?"
Boy: "My heart."
freakquotes.com

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伤*
posted a quote
August 7, 2012 10:18am UTC

"If i looked like zayn
i'd date myself"
- Niall Horan ♥
(format credit to OneDirection)

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MaddyWaddy
posted a quote
August 7, 2012 10:24am UTC

drake & josh
drake: woman...
erik: woman are crazy, thats why we don't have girlfriends (referring to him and creig)
drake: i think their's more reason why you don't have a girlfriend.
erik: yeah, i know.

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xStoleMyHeart
posted a quote
August 7, 2012 1:43pm UTC

Congrats
to Liam Payne, he found out his other kidney is working:)
i dont give a sh/t if you don't care. it hasn't been working for 19 years.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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MeHeartYou
posted a quote
August 7, 2012 9:24am UTC

Me:. I have a headache.
Family: WELL MAYBE IF YOU DIDN'T SIT IN FRONT OF THAT COMPUTER ALL THE TIME YOU--
Me: *leaves*

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Laylalinnchica
posted a quote
August 7, 2012 2:06pm UTC

British: Ello Beautiful, How are you love?
Australian: G'day mate!
Canadian: Eh?
Japanise: kgnjijrksmvikmfbntjnlkbf
American: Aye, Shawty. Whaddup?

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Wanteddd
posted a quote
August 7, 2012 3:45pm UTC

I sent out a text saying;
'hey i lost my phone, can someone call it?" 10 people called me.
I need smarter friends.
nmq/nmf

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Evie987
posted a quote
August 7, 2012 8:03am UTC

If It's dark upstairs, I run down stairs really, really fast, like someone is trying to kill me.

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NicoleSeven7
posted a quote
August 7, 2012 8:03am UTC

Me: *Writes a good quote*
*Gets two faves instantly*
Me: Oh yeah, that's right, BOOM B!TCHES!
*Faves suddenly stop coming*
Me: Aw crap, that always happens!

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megsyhunt
posted a quote
August 7, 2012 10:54am UTC

I DROPPED THE KETCHUP AND SCREAMED IN SHOCK AND THEN MY BROTHER CAME IN AND THOUGHT IT WAS BLOOD AND SCREAMED TOO AND WE WERE BOTH SCREAMING AT KETCHUP

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courtneyisawesome14
posted a quote
August 7, 2012 10:26am UTC

*In the car with my mom*
Me: Oh my god! LOOK! *points at Mcdonalds*
*coincidentally attractive guy in front of it*
Mom: What? You like that guy?
Me: NO! ITS MCDONALDS!
True story

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str0ng
posted a quote
August 7, 2012 12:26pm UTC

Girl: Hey, why the hell is my name your facebook status every 2 minutes?
Boy:Well facebook keeps asking me 'what's on your mind?' and quite honestly it's always you.
freakquotes.com

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subtlysam
posted a quote
August 7, 2012 2:34pm UTC

Drake & Josh
Josh: Which locker do you think is Megan's?
Drake: Gee, I don't know, maybe it's that one she's standing in front of putting books into!
Josh: You know, sometimes your sarcasm hurts!

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sammy*
posted a quote
August 7, 2012 2:37pm UTC

Justin Bieber: As long as you love me, we could be starving.
Niall: STARVING?! Oh no, bro. I can't live without food.

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lizardlizzie98
posted a quote
August 7, 2012 3:25pm UTC

because in case you haven't noticed, people come in all shapes and sizes and they're beautiful.
Put THAT in your magazine.
-Raven
(That's so Raven)
back when Disney shows had really deep messages.
format : Socially_Awkward_Penguin

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