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  1. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2013 4:15pm UTC
    Everyone
    gets their heart broken,
    it just takes that special person
    to sit down next to you
    with the tape and glue,
    helping you put it back together
    so they can steal it
    and show you what real love is.

  2. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2013 3:58pm UTC
    It’s the way
    he makes you smile,
    how every joke he tells you is hilarious.
    How he can annoy you one second,
    and make you feel like someone special the next.
    The way he says your name makes you weak at the knees.
    You start catching yourself looking his way more often,
    hoping he’s looking at you too.
    Then you start getting nervous whenever you talk to him,
    his instant messages become more meaningful to you,
    even if you can't remember what he was talking about..
    and that’s what makes you know
    you love him.

  3. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    March 9, 2013 11:08pm UTC
    If you're ever late for class or school, here are some excuses.
    1) I was just really, really early for tomorrow
    2) We can't all be Usain Bolt
    3) In this day and age, we shouldn't use labels like "late"
    4) I had PE first period. Do you really blame me?
    5) My brother thought that it'd be hilarious to drop me off outside the prison gates
    6) You can't tell me how to live my life
    7) #YOLO
    8) My legs fell off and I had to roll all the way to the emergency clinic
    9) There was a freak yachting accident
    10) Do you even read these?
    11) "It does not matter how slow you go, as long as you do not stop."
    12) I spent my entire night writing Tom Daley fanfiction
    13) My father left my mother for an air hostess seven years ago. Do you expect me to get over that emotional trauma overnight?
    14) Sarah Palin and I got in a twitter war and I couldn't let her win
    15) Traffic jammy jammy jam
    16) How can we go to school when Tom Daley
    17) My sim was having an emotional breakdown and I needed to be there for her
    18) I was sticking it to the man
    19) I spent my entire night worrying if I would ever get a boyfriend
    20) My meth lab caught on fire
    21) My bed is more comfortable than your school will ever be
    22) I was sad
    23) It was a nice day, so I walked leisurely
    24) 2 kool 4 skool
    25) I had to stop, collaborate, and listen
    26) I tried
    27) A haiku about my lateness:
    late late late late late
    late late late late late late late
    late late late late late
    28) I was fashionably late
    29) I was caught in a flash mob
    30) I didn't choose the late life, the late life chose me

  4. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2013 4:25pm UTC
    He’s beautiful,
    and the kind of beautiful that melts your heart
    and eases your mind at any sign of discomfort.
    It’s the way he tilts his head to the left, or that smile;
    the one where you feel him looking at you,
    and I mean really looking at you.
    He’s beautiful,
    and the kind of beautiful that steals your heart
    and your breath away.

  5. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2013 4:34pm UTC
    2012: come at me bro
    1800's: proceen towards me dear friend
    yoda: at me bro, you come
    josh: HUG ME BROTHA!

  6. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    February 17, 2013 4:16pm UTC
    There’s nothing
    like the deep breaths after laughing that hard.
    Nothing in the world like a sore stomach
    for the right reasons.

  7. Cammie Cammie
    posted a quote
    February 15, 2013 3:34pm UTC
    I can't stand when people say a baby's age in month after a year old.
    "Yeah he's 98 months."
    ...Really B/tch? Really.

  8. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2013 4:45am UTC
    am i the only one who tries to
    learn lyrics to rap songs so i can surprise people during car rides.

  9. roseth0rn roseth0rn
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2013 5:28pm UTC
    This is what I saw on the witty tumblr:
    smexyxlean asked: I know everyone says that you should allow picture posts on witty, but please don't. I'll stop using it if you do. People will end up posting pictures of self harm and trigger a lot people. Thanks for reading.
    Steve replied with:
    I’d be more worried about pictures of penises.

  10. sarahmarlowXxx sarahmarlowXxx
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2013 5:08pm UTC
    if a number is not
    divisible by 5 or 2
    I get very uncomfortable

  11. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2013 3:07pm UTC
    It scares me
    that you never know
    what someone is thinking or feeling
    towards you and everything that they say
    could be one massive lie.

  12. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    February 17, 2013 3:40pm UTC
    Never hate on someone's idol
    it could be (the only reason) they're alive
    - Ariana Grande

  13. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    March 1, 2013 4:08pm UTC
    he found her
    most beautiful
    not when she was all
    fancied up but
    when she wasn't.
    when she was
    lying on the carpet, with
    her hair a mess,
    laughing about
    something that happened
    years ago.
    he couldn't
    take his eyes
    off her when she
    let her wall
    down. when she
    wasn't trying to
    impress
    anyone.
    format jimmy365

  14. Steve Steve
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2013 8:42pm UTC
    Love me when I least deserve it, because that's when I really need it.
    — Swedish Proverb

  15. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2013 3:31pm UTC
    Ed didn't lose the Grammy's,
    the Grammy's lost Ed.

  16. darkeyeangel darkeyeangel
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2013 4:31pm UTC
    A group of professional people posed this question to a group of 4 to 8 year-olds, “What does love mean?”
    The answers they got were broader and deeper than anyone could have imagined. See what you think:
    “When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn’t bend over and paint her toenails anymore. So my grandfather does it for her all the time, even when his hands got arthritis too. That’s love.”
    - Rebecca - age 8
    “When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different. You just know that your name is safe in their mouth.”
    - Billy - age 4
    “Love is when a girl puts on perfume and a boy puts on shaving cologne and they go out and smell each other.”
    - Karl - age 5
    “Love is when you go out to eat and give somebody most of your French fries without making them give you any of theirs.”
    - Chrissy - age 6
    “Love is what makes you smile when you’re tired.”
    - Terri - age 4
    “Love is when my mommy makes coffee for my daddy and she takes a sip before giving it to him, to make sure the taste is OK.”
    - Danny - age 7
    “Love is when you kiss all the time. Then when you get tired of kissing, you still want to be together and you talk more.
    My Mommy and Daddy are like that. They look gross when they kiss”
    - Emily - age 8
    “Love is what’s in the room with you at Christmas if you stop opening presents and listen.”
    - Bobby - age 7 (Wow!)
    “If you want to learn to love better, you should start with a friend who you hate.”
    - Nikka - age 6
    (we need a few million more Nikkas on this planet)
    “Love is when you tell a guy you like his shirt, then he wears it everyday.”
    - Noelle - age 7
    “Love is like a little old woman and a little old man who are still friends even after they know each other so well.”
    - Tommy - age 6
    “During my piano recital, I was on a stage and I was scared. I looked at all the people watching me and saw my daddy waving and smiling.
    He was the only one doing that. I wasn’t scared anymore.”
    - Cindy - age 8
    “My mommy loves me more than anybody. You don’t see anyone else kissing me to sleep at night.”
    - Clare - age 6
    “Love is when Mommy gives Daddy the best piece of chicken.”
    - Elaine - age 5
    “Love is when Mommy sees Daddy smelly and sweaty and still says he is handsomer than Robert Redford.”
    - Chris - age 7
    “Love is when your puppy licks your face even after you left him alone all day.”
    - Mary Ann - age 4
    “I know my older sister loves me because she gives me all her old clothes and has to go out and buy new ones.”
    - Lauren - age 4
    “When you love somebody, your eyelashes go up and down and little stars come out of you.” (what an image)
    - Karen - age 7
    “Love is when Mommy sees Daddy on the toilet and she doesn’t think it’s gross.”
    - Mark - age 6
    “You really shouldn’t say ‘I love you’ unless you mean it. But if you mean it, you should say it a lot. People forget.”
    - Jessica - age 8

  17. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2013 4:32pm UTC
    Every night,
    someone falls asleep thinking about you.
    They toss and turn all night because they hate
    the fact that the pillow they’re hugging isn’t you.
    They want to be with you right this second,
    but you’re clueless about the whole situation.
    Playing these little scenarios in their head
    hoping that it will actually happen
    the next time they see you.
    That sweet voice of yours
    is the only thing they wish to fall asleep to
    but they have this mindset
    that you’re too good for them.
    Your smile is carved into their memory
    and they see it every time they shut their eyes,
    trying to go to sleep.
    Then they quickly open it again in hopes
    that you will be by their side this time.
    And the only thing they want to know is
    if you’re thinking about them too.

  18. MissTomlinson MissTomlinson
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2013 7:50pm UTC
    *When I'm on Omegle*
    Stranger: 19, male, England, looking for older women.
    Me: Harry, get off Omegle.

  19. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2013 4:09pm UTC
    One late night,
    you are up in your bedroom
    when you hear your mom calling you downstairs.
    You are halfway down the staircase when all of a sudden,
    you see your mom in front of her bedroom door,
    terrified, she whispers,
    ‘Don’t go downstairs. I heard her, too.’
    Who do you believe?

  20. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    February 16, 2013 4:35pm UTC
    There is
    a huge difference
    between genuinely liking someone
    and liking the attention they give you
    and it took me a long time to realize that.

:)

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