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  1. dukey95 dukey95
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2012 3:59pm UTC
    Today I Woke Up To My First 1D Dream,
    And It Was Freaking HORRIBLE!,
    Harry Slept With My Mom

  2. xHello xHello
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2012 4:29pm UTC
    TOP 4 WISHES
    EARN MONEY WITHOUT WORKING
    BE SMART WITHOUT STUDYING
    LOVE WITHOUT BEING HURT
    EAT WITHOUT GETTING FAT

  3. basketball23 basketball23
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2012 1:08pm UTC
    Being single doesnt mean your weak,
    It means your strong enought to wait for what you deserve.
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  4. Fake_a_smile Fake_a_smile
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2012 8:19pm UTC
    If you see this, I have sprinkled you with my magical happy dust.
    Now smile! This stuff is expensive!
    · . ˚ . · · . ˚ ¸ ˙ . · ¸ ˚ . ¸ ˙ · ˚ ¸ · . ˙ ˚ . ·
    (>^_^)>. ˙ · . ˚ ¸ ˙ . · ¸ ˚ . ¸ ˙ · ˚ ¸ · . ˙ ˚ . ·
    · . . ˙ · . ˚ ¸ ˙ . · ¸ ˚ . ¸ ˙ · ˚ ¸ · . ˙ ˚ . ·

  5. sophsunflower12 sophsunflower12
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2012 8:29pm UTC
    what Mean Girls taught me:
    do not, under any circumstances, walk in front of a bus.

  6. memall7 memall7
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2012 9:10pm UTC
    Dear Microsoft Word,
    I'm pretty sure I spelled my name correctly

  7. GoneCra2y GoneCra2y
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2012 5:27pm UTC
    Dear 11:11, BIRTHDAY CANDLES, genies, shooting stars, dreams, coins, eyelashes, dandelions, forwarded text messages, the first star, wishbones, and four leaf clovers,
    Please do your job.
    Sincerely,
    Everybody who has ever made a wish and waited for you to grant it.

  8. sercrets101 sercrets101
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2012 2:08pm UTC
    Yes, I am forever alone.
    (A)dored
    (L)oved and
    (O)bviously
    (N)eeded by
    (E)veryone
    nothing_to_everyone. do not steal.Format by twilightgirl995

  9. dancergrl101 dancergrl101
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2012 8:33pm UTC
    what people on witty think 11-year-olds do:
    text on their iPhones, smoke weed, have s-x, swear, and drink.
    what my 11-year-old sister and her friends actually do:
    play hide and seek, draw, have water fights, play with American Girl Dolls
    They still exist, you know.

  10. emilynicole1313 emilynicole1313
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2012 3:39pm UTC
    I'm fallin from cloud 9
    Crashin from the high
    & I'm letting go tonight.

  11. softballxwin27 softballxwin27
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2012 9:18pm UTC
    Thank you Warning Label...
    I was about to use this lamp in the shower.

  12. Sandrasaurus Sandrasaurus
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2012 10:10pm UTC
    Once upon a time,
    i believed in fairy tales.

  13. queen* queen*
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2012 9:40pm UTC
    Dear boys,
    It will take a lot more than a quote saying "You are beautiful" to convince us that we actually are beautiful
    Sincerely, girls who are very insecure

  14. elligrig13 elligrig13
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2012 4:28pm UTC
    friend: hey, remember when you had a crush on-
    me: SHUT UP!!! SHUT UP!!! SHUT UP!!!

  15. LaurynM LaurynM
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2012 3:39pm UTC
    allcredittocaptivated
    My IPod when i don't want to use it
    allcredittocaptivated
    My IPod when there is nothing else to do

  16. ColorfulWanderer ColorfulWanderer
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2012 3:28pm UTC
    Pretending To Die In front Of Your Younger Sibling, To see how they react

  17. Fake_a_smile Fake_a_smile
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2012 1:08pm UTC
    You know, you kinda remind me of a stuffed animal I have.
    Awh, really? Thanks! What kind of stuffed animal is it? And like, why do I remind you of it?
    My green pig plushie, from angry birds- You're annoying and you refuse to shut up until something gets thrown at you :)
    format by fake_a_smile

  18. xoxjillxox101 xoxjillxox101
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2012 2:38pm UTC
    Who else wants there school to look like the schools on T.V.???
    nothing_to_everyone. do not steal.Format by twilightgirl995

  19. TheWrittenInfection TheWrittenInfection
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2012 4:03pm UTC
    Flipping my hair,
    and not knowing
    if I'm pretending to be Willow Smith
    or overwhelming One Direction....

  20. dearoceantown* dearoceantown*
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2012 5:07pm UTC
    THINGS THAT ANNOY ME
    1) Slow Internet.
    2) When the Internet is slow.
    3) When you're on the Internet, and it moves slowly.

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