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AnaCastro196
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July 20, 2014 6:33pm UTC

Me when somebody asks to share my food.

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XxTwilightXx
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May 19, 2014 3:37am UTC

I feel sorry for the people who dont go Crazy

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cacti *
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May 18, 2014 2:02pm UTC

why do people in horror movies yell out "hello?"
as if the killer is gonna say "yeah,I'm in the kitchen,want a sandwich?"

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cacti *
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May 18, 2014 2:00pm UTC

*when my name's on a math problem*
whole class: *stares at me*
me: that's right bιtches I bought 300 watermelons

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cacti *
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May 18, 2014 8:00am UTC

It's okay. I understand
She's skinnier. She's funnier.
She's prettier.
Don't worry.
I wouldn't choose me either.

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seafoam*
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May 18, 2014 12:59pm UTC

Don't give up. Normally
IT IS THE LAST KEY ON THE RING
which opens the door.

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happiest*
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May 15, 2014 2:40pm UTC

Some guy just whistled at me while driving by and my dad goes “don’t worry, that was for me”

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happiest*
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May 15, 2014 2:46pm UTC

someone: have you seen this movie?
me: no but i've seen gifs

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happiest*
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May 15, 2014 2:50pm UTC

i hope you fall in love with someone who makes you question why you ever thought you would be better off alone

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Hale_Storm18
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May 16, 2014 3:45pm UTC

if you ever think that you're bad at oral presentations you should know that today i was giving a presentation in my english class and while reading the very first sentence i accidentally said "shít" and as soon as the word left my mouth i gasped really loudly and collapsed onto the floor in failure

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the1975*
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May 6, 2014 2:56pm UTC

I LOVE THAT FEELING WHEN YOU LISTEN TO AN OLD SONG AND YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE TO THINK ABOUT THE LYRICS THEY JUST KINDA COME OUT

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Amenah
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May 6, 2014 1:45pm UTC

in the end,
it was all my own fault. i singlehandedly managed
to ruin everything.

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Mxlli
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May 6, 2014 11:31am UTC

Common Sense
is like deodorant.
the people who need it most
never use it.

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SuperNovaChic
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May 6, 2014 12:20pm UTC

Adults teach you to stand up for yourself and fight for what you believe in,
until what you believe in is different than what they believe in.

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happiest*
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April 20, 2014 2:10pm UTC

From the moment I saw you, I knew I was gonna spend the rest of my life avoiding you.

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happiest*
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April 20, 2014 2:11pm UTC

IM LAUGHING SO HARD WE ARE TAKING OUR MATH EXAM AND SOME GIRL JUST YELLED OUT
“THERE’S NO WAY I GOT 11 MILLION AS MY F-CKING ANSWER”

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happiest*
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April 29, 2014 8:32am UTC

Reasons To Be Happy:
1.Dead trees still stand and so can you.
2.You have five fingers on each hand. One day those fingers will travel from your lap to someone else’s and that person will know all the bad stuff and still want to kiss you.
3.Seasons are guaranteed when nothing else seems to be.

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happiest*
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April 29, 2014 8:36am UTC

in math today my teacher asked what makes a number perfect and I said its dazzling personality and she almost kicked me out

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happiest*
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April 29, 2014 8:39am UTC

its kinda scary how your whole life depends on how well you do as a teenager

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spence*
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May 3, 2014 2:33pm UTC

when my family went to disney world we went on the haunted mansion ride and this actor dressed as a skeleton came up to our cart and got right in my three year old brothers face and whispered “are you scared?” and my brother kissed him on the nose and the guy laughed so hard he had to leave

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