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  1. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    November 20, 2013 6:30am UTC
    "And I think the first sign you notice
    when you begin to gain feelings towards
    a person, is just how easily you get jealous when
    they give others the attention which you crave."

  2. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    November 10, 2013 1:42pm UTC
    sharing an umbrella with someone seems cute but in practice it is 100% horrible and you both end up getting angry and wet

  3. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    November 21, 2013 2:51pm UTC
    i got my first period on april fools day & no one in my house believed me so i sat in my bathroom all day crying

  4. kristabff kristabff
    posted a quote
    November 3, 2013 2:50pm UTC
    Apples are so useful??
    Look what you can do with an apple:
    -shoot people you dislike with the juice just by biting into it and blinding them
    -eat it when you're hungry ((very satisfying for your tummy))
    -if you want to play soccer but you don't have a soccer ball you can just place the apple on the ground and kick it from there
    -can shed the apple's skin and make adorable outfits
    -can poison the apple and feed it to people who think they are a damn princess and are better than you
    -can chuck them at people for fun
    -idk
    -apple devices are fun to use for apps and internet
    -OH MY GOD WHAT IF THEY CALL THEM 'APPS' BECAUSE IT'S A SHORTENED VERSION OF 'APPLES'

  5. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    November 22, 2013 12:07am UTC
    mom: brianna, why is there a guy climbing up to your balcony?
    me: he's my romeo coming to find his juliet.
    me: just kidding call the cops.

  6. Breeze Breeze
    posted a quote
    November 3, 2013 5:49pm UTC
    If you cover the middle and look at the sides, it moves really quickly
    but if you cover the sides and look at the middle, it moves slowly.

  7. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2013 8:59pm UTC
    "Boys will be bo--"
    *flies in*
    *punches you in the face*
    bOYS WILL BE HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR THEIR ACTIONS JUST LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE

  8. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    November 2, 2013 4:54pm UTC
    Okay so a guy held a door open and as I was walking I thought in my head ’ thanks mister attractive face” and then he giggled and I realized it wasN’T IN MY HEAD AND HE JUST KEPT GIGGLING LIKE A 5 YEAR OLD

  9. The_SpineBreaker* The_SpineBreaker*
    posted a quote
    November 29, 2013 7:36pm UTC
    And you, sir, are attractive.
    Therefore, I will stare at you.

  10. Butterbear Butterbear
    posted a quote
    November 29, 2013 8:59pm UTC
    People will claim that they miss you
    yet they don't even make an effort to text,
    call or see you


  11. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  12. celestialerror* celestialerror*
    posted a quote
    November 29, 2013 11:01pm UTC
    Self harm,
    suicide,
    eating disorders—
    you say it’s all
    for attention.
    Well then,
    maybe it’s a sign
    it’s time to start
    paying attention.
    (DS)

  13. Jdsoul Jdsoul
    posted a quote
    November 30, 2013 12:40am UTC
    The way she talks,
    The way she walks
    Her sense of humor
    Her smile
    Her Beauty
    All these qualities and so many more
    Are inside a girl named aly that I just adore. <3

  14. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2013 1:59pm UTC
    How it SHOULD be:
    0 - 20 F
    20 - 40 D
    40 - 60 C
    60 - 80 B
    80 - 100 A

  15. we2areawesome we2areawesome
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2013 4:38pm UTC
    2 people sitting on front of me on
    the bus were talking about how rude
    it is when people eavesdrop on others conversations
    and I leaned forward and told them that
    I totally agree.

  16. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    November 22, 2013 3:33pm UTC
    apparently "i'm just not feeling it" is not an acceptable answer to give to your history teacher when he asks why you're not doing the class work.

  17. bye* bye*
    posted a quote
    November 27, 2013 2:21pm UTC
    a guy i know was dating this girl called kate and on their two year anniversary they like went for a picnic and it was super cute and romantic but his friends thought itd be funny to prank him by hiring a skywriter to write ‘will you marry me kate?’ in the sky and so they did and she saw it and he thought it’d be too awkward to say it actually wasnt for her so he didnt say anything and now theyre married and he still hasnt told her

  18. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    November 24, 2013 3:04pm UTC
    do you ever look around at the big crowds of people around you and realize everyone has a story and memories and family and troubles and achievements and a first kiss and a broken heart but you’ll never know any of it and every human life is really intricate and expansive but oh they’ve walked into a shop and you’ll never see them again and you’ll never know just what they were thinking

  19. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    November 24, 2013 1:02am UTC
    sO I JUST HAD THE MOST BEAUTIFULLY CLICHED FIRST DATE IN THE WORLD he took me to the movies and paid for the tickets and we did that dumb brushing fingers in the popcorn thing and held hands and then he walked me home while still holding my hand and kissed me in the driveway this is so disgustingly cute ughhgbghghhghgbghg
    also i saw this old friend i haven't talked to in a few years and she looked at me and said hi. then she looked at him and her eyes got really big and she kind of gasped and gave me a really enthusiastic thumbs up and mouthed, "well done!!!!!"

  20. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2013 3:44pm UTC
    i like the internet because eye contact doesn’t exist

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