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The_SpineBreaker*

1. The_SpineBreaker*
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   January 31, 2014 6:38pm UTC
   Do you mind if I strap your phone to my forehead so I can pretend you're looking at me when I talk?
   
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2. The_SpineBreaker*
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   January 31, 2014 6:31pm UTC
   Study
   (verb)
   The act of texting, eating, and watching TV with an open textbook nearby.
   
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3. The_SpineBreaker*
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   December 6, 2013 5:29pm UTC
   Most psychologists agree that hostility is really just sublimated sexual attraction.
   that might explain why I so often run into people who seem to dislike me
   
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4. The_SpineBreaker*
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   December 6, 2013 5:16pm UTC
   >> If my love were an ocean,
   there would be no more land.
   If my love were a desert,
   you would see only sand.
   If my love were a star--
   late at night, only light.
   And if my love could grow wings,
   I'd be soaring in flight. <<
   
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5. The_SpineBreaker*
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   December 2, 2013 4:14pm UTC
   You have the right to remain silent.
   Anything you say will be misquoted and then used against you.
   
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6. The_SpineBreaker*
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   December 2, 2013 3:33pm UTC
   You know you're really alone when even your cat gives you the silent treatment.
   
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7. The_SpineBreaker*
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   December 1, 2013 5:12pm UTC
   Me? I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly... stupid.
   - Jack Sparrow
   
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8. The_SpineBreaker*
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   December 1, 2013 4:52pm UTC
   'Write something your parents would be proud of'?
   That's impossible. My parents will never be proud of anything I do, no matter how hard I try to please them.
   
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9. The_SpineBreaker*
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   December 1, 2013 4:45pm UTC
   To love is to destroy
   To be loved is to be the one destroyed
   
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10. The_SpineBreaker*
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    December 1, 2013 4:42pm UTC
    Unfortunately, my one true love remains myself.
    
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11. The_SpineBreaker*
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    December 1, 2013 4:24pm UTC
    If you knew me, you would never guess in a million years that
    behind this carefree attitude, this smiling face, this cheerful demeanour
    is an empty shell of a girl who cries herself to sleep many nights, a girl who is so close to harming herself.
    
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12. The_SpineBreaker*
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    December 1, 2013 4:07pm UTC
    So you fight.
    And never give up.
    
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13. The_SpineBreaker*
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    December 1, 2013 3:58pm UTC
    Is anybody else struck by the irony of Paul Walker's death?
    
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14. The_SpineBreaker*
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    November 29, 2013 7:36pm UTC
    And you, sir, are attractive.
    Therefore, I will stare at you.
    
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15. The_SpineBreaker*
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    November 29, 2013 7:29pm UTC
    You look sad. When you think he can't see you. Are you okay? And don't just say you are, because I know what that means, looking sad when you think no one can see you.
    
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16. The_SpineBreaker*
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    November 29, 2013 7:25pm UTC
    I'm not a psychopath. I'm a highly-functioning sociopath.
    Do your research.
    
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17. The_SpineBreaker*
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    November 29, 2013 7:17pm UTC
    Dear God. What is it like in your funny little brains? It must be so boring.
    
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18. The_SpineBreaker*
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    November 29, 2013 7:14pm UTC
    And who else thinks that Jack Frost from Rise of the Guardians is pretty hot for a cartoon character?
    
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19. The_SpineBreaker*
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    November 29, 2013 7:12pm UTC
    And who else thinks that Jack Frost from Rise of the Guardians is pretty hot for a cartoon character?
    
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20. The_SpineBreaker*
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    November 26, 2013 2:36pm UTC
    DEMON POX
    OH, DEMON POX
    Just how is it acquired?
    ONE MUST GO DOWN
    TO THE BAD PART OF TOWN
    ... UNTIL ONE IS VERY TIRED . . .
    ---> DEMON POX
    OH, DEMON POX <---
    I HAD IT ALL ALONG ---
    No, not the pox, you foolish blocks,
    I mean this very song
    for I was right, and you were wrong!
    ~ Will Herondale~
    The Demon Pox song
    
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