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  1. gracegreene gracegreene
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2012 8:42pm UTC
    what happens if
    he's your Prince Charming, but you're not his Cinderella?

  2. xxxtheicekillerxxx xxxtheicekillerxxx
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2012 4:21pm UTC
    IT'S NOT YOLO. IT'S LLL. LIVE LIKE LARRY. (SpongeBob) NMQ;NMF

  3. RawrGeorgiaxD RawrGeorgiaxD
    posted a quote
    May 28, 2012 7:56pm UTC
    This Summer Do something you would never think of doing.like going on that roller coaster, or that waterslide; the one that you've always been scaredto go on. this summer act crazy and not care what anyone thinks. this summer don't worry if you're single or not, if you have a boyfriendthen that's great. and if you're single than that's what friends are for, right? this summer stop worrying about what people say about you.'cause drama is made for school. this summerlive each day like it's your last. 'cause beforeyou know it, it'll be over. make this summer The best and live it without regrets.

  4. tylerr tylerr
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2012 2:58am UTC
    me: i'll do it at 7PM
    time: 7:02PM
    me: oops too late gotta wait till 8 now

  5. Amberlynn13 Amberlynn13
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2012 6:06am UTC
    Format by the_Anonym0usXD (don't remove the effing credit or i'll scratch your face with my sexy claws.
    Soft kitty,warm kitty, little ball of fur, happy kitty, sleepy kitty, purr purr purr.
    format by the_An0nym0usXD

  6. DiNoLoVe DiNoLoVe
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2012 5:38pm UTC
    Me:Why did Sarah fall off the swing?
    Friend: I don't know, why?
    Me: She had no arms.
    Friend: okay...
    Me: Knock knock!
    Friend: Who's there?
    Me: Not Sarah
    nmq/didntmeantooffendanyone
    nnmq

  7. never_forget never_forget
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2012 3:48pm UTC
    Freaky Friday Quote:
    Harry: "Grandpa pass the milk."
    Grandpa:
    Harry: "Grandpa! Pass the milk!!"
    Grandpa:
    Grandpa:
    **Harry Shakes Table**
    Harry: "Grandpa..PASS THE MILK!"
    Grandpa: "Earthquake!!"
    **Grandpa Gets Up And Runs**
    Harry: "Grandpa! That's not our car!"

  8. MeganMessagedYou MeganMessagedYou happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2012 3:07pm UTC
    Life without dreaming
    IS A LIFE WITHOUT [ M E A N I N G ]

  9. soccerxXxbabii soccerxXxbabii
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2012 4:41pm UTC
    If I told you my secrets
    you'd never look at me the same way again
    format by sandrasaurus

  10. brianamae brianamae
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2012 4:50pm UTC
    WELCOMEto the Karma Cafe. There are no menus you get served what you deserve.
    - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - not my format

  11. lexichavez1 lexichavez1
    posted a quote
    May 7, 2012 5:16pm UTC
    ✿__✿__✿__✿__✿__✿
    a r eal man
    doesn't need to undo your top to get a better view of your heart.
    Text here text here text here DdSDDrake<3
    ✿__✿__✿__✿__✿__✿

  12. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2012 10:11pm UTC
    Stand up for what you believe in,
    even if it means standing alone.

  13. hailstorm37 hailstorm37
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2012 8:22pm UTC
    Who else remembers whenSitting in the back of the bus was the coolest thing ever.


  14. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  15. maxxvolume13 maxxvolume13
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2012 7:23pm UTC
    I mustache you a question.
    Can't you shave it for later?
    No, but I'll make it furry quick.
    Well, come hair and tell me.
    ...we're never speaking about this again.
    An actual (in-person) conversation between a friend and I :) nmf

  16. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2012 12:58pm UTC
    credittoforgeter
    Stop saying you're sexy.
    The only thing you turn on is the microwave.

  17. alwayshoutaylor alwayshoutaylor
    posted a quote
    April 2, 2012 11:53am UTC
    what would you do if i was in your room right now?(:
    lock the door
    so we were all alone?(;
    so you were still outside

  18. ljames17 ljames17
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2012 5:41pm UTC
    Drake: Which locker do you think is Megan's?
    Josh: Gee, I don't know. Maybe it's the one she's standing in front of and putting books into!
    Drake: You know, sometimes your sarcasm hurts!

  19. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2012 4:37pm UTC
    "I love a girl
    who still watches disney channel movies,
    so i could snuggle up on the sofa
    and watch them together"
    - Liam Payne♥
    format credit to OneDirection

  20. LiveTheDream LiveTheDream
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2012 12:17am UTC
    If I have to chase &fight for your attention,
    eventually I won't want it anymore.

:)

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