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Raining_Sunshine
posted a quote
August 16, 2013 12:37pm UTC

To be considered awesome you must be one of the following:
•a wizard
•a Shadowhunter
•a demigod
•Johnny Depp
I don't make the laws I just enforce them

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YouNeedALifeBruv*
posted a quote
August 16, 2013 1:16pm UTC

No one likes:
~ Mondays
~ Homework
~ Fake friends
~ School
~ Being ignored
~ Liars
~ An empty fridge
~ Being replaced
~ Slow internet

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glitter162*
posted a quote
May 21, 2013 7:28pm UTC

I just realized why they call it
"The mall". Instead of going to one store, you go to "them all". Them all = The mall.
Clever...

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imradioactive
posted a quote
May 24, 2013 4:38pm UTC

How a school year goes:
First quarter: *does everything 100% perfectly, dresses super nicely, really listens to the teachers and is very behaved and concentrated on learning*
Second quarter: *does everything pretty well, dresses nicely most of the time, listens to the teachers and is pretty behaved and concentrated on learning*
Third quarter: *starts to not care about work as much anymore, dresses in whatever every day, is more talkative and less concentrated on school*
Fourth quarter: *throws homework into the garbage and dresses like a hobo and talks to everyone in the class like there's no tomorrow*

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glitter162*
posted a quote
May 24, 2013 4:25pm UTC

If Cinderella's shoe fit perfectly,
then why exactly did it fall off in the first place?

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Cammie
posted a quote
May 24, 2013 4:45pm UTC

I love it when
someone's laugh is funnier than your joke.

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ChocoTaco
posted a quote
May 24, 2013 4:43pm UTC

>>When people hurt you
over and over
Think of them like sandpaper..
They may scratch and hurt you a bit,
in the end
you end up polished,
and they end up useless<<

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josie*
posted a quote
May 23, 2013 12:18pm UTC

Everytime i try to be myself ,
it comes out wrong like a cry for help

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onemoreserenity52
posted a quote
February 21, 2010 12:49am UTC

when your girlfriend has
TaylorSwift
l y r i c s a s h e r s t a t u s ,
you know >>you’re either doing
[ something very right,] or
something very wrong.

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BEACHYLOVE
posted a quote
November 25, 2010 5:15pm UTC

When I find out a guy likes me..
A little part of me starts to like him back. Even if I had no feelings for him before.
♥

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smilex0
posted a quote
December 18, 2010 3:30pm UTC

when i'm in the car
and a sad song comes on the radio, i stare out the window and act like i'm in a movie♥

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sksx9
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March 15, 2009 4:48pm UTC

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xBeautifulDngerx
posted a quote
April 30, 2010 12:09pm UTC

A Guy Had A Crush On
This Girl
He followed her wherever she went.
One day the girl noticed and asked the guy.
Girl: Why do you keep following me?
Boy: Because you're so pretty and I think I'm falling in love with you.
Girl: Really? But you haven't met my friend yet. She's prettier then me and she's right behind you.
(The Boy Turns Around)
Boy: Are you making fun of me? There's no one behind me.
Girl: No, but if you really loved me, you wouldn't even bother to look back.
i saw this somewhere.. wanna make it pretty? go ahead.
-xBeautifulDngerx

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ohxhelloxthere
posted a quote
April 15, 2011 3:51pm UTC

-------------------------
The star of the football team
h a s a b l i n d d a d
who always comes to his games,
even though he can't see him play.
One day, the dad gets sick and dies
before the night of his son's big game.
The team is expecting him to slack off,
mourning the death of his father.
But he played the best game he EVER had,
making the winning touchdown
&+ many amazing plays.
The couch is amazed, so he asked,
"How did you play so well even after your father has passed?
The boy stares right at him, and says
"This is the first time he has ever seen me play."
♥
-------------------------
Not mine. I just love it

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kara008
posted a quote
June 12, 2010 10:44am UTC

What is wrong with you?
How dare you make fun of someone for something they can't control?
She has acne. - Do you think she chose to have red spots all over her face?
Her nose is big. - Who cares? Is she supposed to get plastic surgery? Hmm?
She has crooked teeth. - I've never met someone who got braces just for fun.
She wears glasses. - Do you think people like being half-blind? They don't.
Her hair is frizzy. - Some people don't like frying their hair w/ a straightener.
She's not a size 0. - Oh, I'm sorry that some of us aren't afraid to eat cookies.
Imperfection is beautiful.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
May 2, 2013 2:22pm UTC

"Are you happy?" is such a difficult question. I always say yes because I
have friends, I laugh at jokes, I go out a lot and have fun, my life sn't as bad as it could be, and I don't have terrible problems. It could be worse. But then, on some nights at 3 AM when I'm alone and still awake, lying in bed, thinking about life I find myself crying my heart out. Suddenly I'm convinced that nobody likes me or nobody will ever like me. I feel horrible and question everything I had.
And then I don't know if I was ever happy at all.

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jimmy365
posted a quote
May 2, 2013 3:22pm UTC

im not
doing my hw bc its like 4am somewhere and i should be asleep u feel me
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
May 2, 2013 12:52pm UTC

BravoSierra's format
Wake up in the morning feelin' like
I'm going back to sleep.

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capsized*
posted a quote
May 2, 2013 3:00am UTC

Yes, you got to me.
Your words hurt me,
and I put up a fake front
saying they didn't.
I'm allowed to,
it's a coping mechanism.
It doesn't make me weak.
It makes me human.
(GOD FORBID, EVERYONE RUN!
THERE'S SOMEONE WHO REALIZES THEY'RE NOT INVINCIBLE!)
Do you feel satisfied now?
Do you feel like you won?
You may have won the first time,
but I'm gonna let you in on a secret.
You may have won the first time,
but now I just don't give a f×ck.
You'll never get to me again.

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jimmy365
posted a quote
May 2, 2013 3:17pm UTC

yeah
the sun is hot but have you ever stopped to think about its personality?
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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