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BravoSierra
posted a quote
May 2, 2013 1:01pm UTC

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I want my cat to be a rapper.
so I named him Wiska Lifa.

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
May 2, 2013 12:44pm UTC

BravoSierra's format
You know what's funny?
Not you. So shut up.

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
May 2, 2013 3:13pm UTC

Do you know
the most surprising thing about heartache?
It doesn’t actually kill you.
Like a bullet to the heart,
or a head-on car wreck, it should.
When someone you’ve promised to cherish forever says,
“I never loved you,”
it should kill you instantly.
You shouldn’t have to wake up day after day after that,
trying to understand how in the world
you didn’t know.

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ChocoTaco
posted a quote
April 16, 2013 5:31pm UTC

*Phone rings*
Me: Should I pick it up?
Me: It's probably just a commercial ad.
Me: But what if it's different this time?
Me: What if it's actually an emergency?
Me: What if someone is dying and there life depends on me?
Me: *Runs to picks up phone*
Me: Hello?
Phone: Hello this is Verizon Wireless and—
Me: ...
*Two hours later*
Mom: Who threw the phone out the window?

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GraySkyes
posted a quote
April 16, 2013 9:43am UTC

I have been in a phase where I just don't care anymore. I used to be a good student. The old me would have looked forward to her sixteenth birthday. But I'm not me anymore. I don't care.

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
April 15, 2013 3:18pm UTC

You give me butterflies
Not the bad butterflies, but the ones I love to have
because they’re from you.
When you smile, I smile.
'my god, just the thought of you makes me smile,
it’s one in the morning and I can’t stop thinking of you.
I still don’t know if it’s a good thing or a bad thing.
But as of right now, it doesn’t even matter to me
because thinking about you has brought
nothing but smiles across my face.
I think you are completely and utterly amazing.

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XChavelitaX
posted a quote
April 15, 2013 1:24pm UTC

Will you stay
Or
Will you walk away?

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Cammie
posted a quote
April 14, 2013 3:56pm UTC

i’m really good at arguing until i start crying

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rebecca*
posted a quote
April 14, 2013 9:53pm UTC

I think the worst type of sad is the kind you can't explain. You don't know why you're sad, but you are. You just feel like crying all the time but you have no idea what you're crying about. You just know it sucks.

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Cammie
posted a quote
April 14, 2013 12:53pm UTC

I think its funny that people who treat you like shÌt get offended when you finally do the same to them.

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Cammie
posted a quote
April 14, 2013 12:48pm UTC

Showers are amazing. They make you feel nice and clean, make you sound like a professional singer, and help you make all of life's decision!

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pinapplesealover3
posted a quote
April 12, 2013 10:32am UTC

Prove to me
that you're more than pretty words on my phone screen.

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pinapplesealover3
posted a quote
April 6, 2013 1:13pm UTC

i woke up today & tried to figure out why,
this whole thing fell apart.
did you find another girl? get bored of me?
you just stopped replying; you just stopped trying,
i can't find any reason; which leads me to believe,
THAT THIS TIME I'M NOT THE ONE WHO SCREWED UP.

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pinapplesealover3
posted a quote
April 6, 2013 5:26pm UTC

ILY ≠ I LOVE YOU.
SPELL IT OUT. TRUST ME, IT MAKES A DIFFERENCE TO HER.

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CutieMarie01
posted a quote
April 4, 2013 7:44pm UTC

Another night, another
dream wasted on you...

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TheGirlWhoLived
posted a quote
April 4, 2013 7:53pm UTC

*logs in to witty*
*sees argument about gay marriage*
*sees argument about God and religion*
*logs out of witty*

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posted a quote
January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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DividedByZero
posted a quote
April 3, 2013 10:10pm UTC

When will people realize God doesn't exist?

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lovecrazy
posted a quote
April 3, 2013 8:05pm UTC

Sometimes when I'm in the shower, it goes like this:
Me: *Squeezes conditioner bottle and nothing comes out*
Me: *Squeezes conditioner bottle really hard and squirts shampoo all over my hand*
Me: *Stares at hand*
Me: There's.. white, creamy stuff all over my hand..
Me:
Me: Ha. Haha. Hahahahaha.
Me: Oh lord.
Me: I'm so funny.

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Chlohoey
posted a quote
April 3, 2013 7:41pm UTC

seriously though how does gay marriage affect your life?
that is their life, not yours, and you have no right whatsoever to tell them they are wrong for loving who they love.
and, quite frankly, you are a horrible human being if you try to do just that.
don't tell me the bible says it's wrong, because it does not. you are just a close-minded a/ sshole who uses the bible, YOUR HOLY BOOK, selectively as a weapon.
now, that isn't very christian of you. "jesus" would be so disappointed.
if you want to preach part of the bible, preach it all. don't just use what you want to hurt someone else (who, just for the record, isn't doing anything harmful to you in any way at all)
get your heads out of your a/ sses. they aren't hats.

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