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  1. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    April 12, 2013 2:39pm UTC
    NOT FRIENDS, NOT EMEMIES
    JUST SOME STRANGERS WITH
    SOME MEMORIES

  2. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    March 8, 2013 8:39am UTC
    I think old fashioned is cute.
    I think kisses on the cheek & forehead, actual dinner dates and asking
    someone out in person is a lot more romantic. I don't think the guy
    should always make the first move, but I feel as if it's cuter if the
    guy asks out the girl rather than the other way round because it's
    been like that for so long. I liked it when the guy actually valued
    their girlfriend and called her 'sweetheart' instead of 'babe'.

  3. ChocoTaco ChocoTaco
    posted a quote
    March 8, 2013 5:29pm UTC
    >>When you push a boy away
    He's not going to come after you.
    He's going to find a girl who appreciates him.
    If you act all damaged, he's going to find a normal girl.
    If you move away from him, he isn't going to grab you,hug you tight, and make you kiss him.
    He's going to think you're not into him.
    This isn't a movie.
    Learn how to deal with boys in reality before they find another girl who will.

  4. xoxoMAKxoxo xoxoMAKxoxo
    posted a quote
    September 27, 2009 9:22pm UTC
    Me and my little five year old cousin were walking in the park
    When I bumped into him. We started talking.
    My little cousin looked up at him and asked, "Are you in love with her?"
    I blushed furiously, apologizing for her behavior.
    He said to me, "Don't worry. It's ok." Then he knelt down and looked at my cousin.
    "Haha no," he said. "She's just an amazing friend."
    Then he got up and walked away .
    Before I could scold her, my cousin looked up at me, smiled, and said,
    "He lied."
    Favorite<33

  5. xxheather109xx xxheather109xx
    posted a quote
    November 27, 2009 6:23pm UTC
    Favorite this if...
    you check your phone for no reason, because you know nobody texted you.
    you will go slightly out of your way to step on a crunchy looking leaf.
    you always hear your name, when its not being called.
    you hate hearing your voice in recordings.
    you use the word "thingy" when you can't remember what something is called.
    you pretend your writing in class so the teacher won't call on you.
    you say the entire alphabet because you can't remember what letter comes next.
    facebook
    (:

  6. Goldielocks11 Goldielocks11
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2010 1:35pm UTC
    I swear he's cute, hold on . . .
    LET ME FIND A BETTER PICTURE

  7. MyEye6 MyEye6
    posted a quote
    January 9, 2010 6:37pm UTC
    BOOKS
    CUTE NOTES
    RAIN
    LONGNIGHTS
    WARMTH
    BIGSWEATERS
    YUMMY
    FOOD
    INTERESTING
    PEOPLE//
    SUNRISES
    FRIENDS
    ALL THE SMALL THINGS
    LAUGTER
    CUTE GUYS
    CREATIVITY
    GOOD MOVIES
    CHOC OLATE
    I C E CREAM
    {INSPIR --ATION}
    HOB BIES
    EXPLOR -ATION
    WEEK ENDS
    CA KE
    LYRICS THAT
    MEAN SOMETHING
    »CARDS«
    FORT UNES
    GLAS -SES
    CAN DLES
    FRESH BAKED
    GOOD JOKES
    FRI} {ENDS
    HAPPY ENDINGS
    FEEL INGS
    CATCHY //TUNES
    GO OD
    MU SIC

    HIS VOICE
    SNOW DAYS
    GUITARS
    BUTTER
    -FLIES
    TEA
    ACCEPTANCE
    GAMES
    SEASONS
    MYTH
    ART
    STICKEY
    NOTES
    YOURSELF

  8. becca95lx4 becca95lx4
    posted a quote
    October 29, 2010 4:20pm UTC
    to players, we're hot.
    to perverts, we're sexy.
    to adults, we're cute.
    to relatives, we're adorable.
    to dumbasses, we're fine.
    to each other, we're pretty.
    to gentlemen, we're gorgeous.
    to the right guys, we're beautiful.
    but to ourselves,
    w e ' r e u g l y a s f u u c k .

  9. carson5482 carson5482
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2013 3:14pm UTC
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  10. CaitlinAtTheDisco* CaitlinAtTheDisco*
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2013 8:51pm UTC
    Normal people with their crush
    Them: Okay, I've liked him for about a month now, it's time I tell him!
    Me: Day 76,435 and I still am watching from this bush. Soon, I will approach him. Soon.

  11. kara008 kara008
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2010 10:44am UTC
    What is wrong with you?
    How dare you make fun of someone for something they can't control?
    She has acne. - Do you think she chose to have red spots all over her face?
    Her nose is big. - Who cares? Is she supposed to get plastic surgery? Hmm?
    She has crooked teeth. - I've never met someone who got braces just for fun.
    She wears glasses. - Do you think people like being half-blind? They don't.
    Her hair is frizzy. - Some people don't like frying their hair w/ a straightener.
    She's not a size 0. - Oh, I'm sorry that some of us aren't afraid to eat cookies.
    Imperfection is beautiful.

  12. BrokenSmile__ BrokenSmile__
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2010 10:05am UTC
    I want a person who
    comes into my life by accident,
    & stays on purpose.

  13. bye* bye*
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2013 5:26pm UTC
    Want to know why I'm single?
    You meet a guy, randomly start talking one day, he compliments you on everything he can: "you're gorgeous", "you're cute" etc.. he asks about your past relationships, you tell him you've been hurt before he says " I would never hurt you", you tell him some funny life stories, he tells you his. he starts flirting with you and you start to think he's a really nice guy, you then flirt back. He asks for your number, you give it to him straight away. Quickly; speaking to him becomes your daily routine, you count on him speaking to you, and whatever he does you smile instantly. He asks about your day and you speak all night. The night conversations are always the best. He always asks you if you're tired or you want to go to sleep but you say no and stay just to talk to him. You get butterflies every single time he speaks to you. You now tell your friends how much you like him. You're over the moon. You feel like the happiest girl in the world. but then one day, he randomly stops talking to you, stops putting the effort in and you have no idea why, you know something's changed but you're confused. He stops putting the effort in and you become all clingy and feel like a pest every time you pick up the strength to say "hi" to him, you come to a conclusion that its all your fault and he's mad at you for whatever you have done. He says "sorry, i've been busy" so, you let it go, but for days after maybe weeks and he's still busy constantly. every time you talk to her it becomes an argument, over the most stupidest of things.. you then stop putting the effort in thinking it works both ways, but it doesn't. You then stop speaking, weeks or months go by and you still haven't spoken. You notice that they call every other girl "perfect" and all the other things he called you. He's fine without you. He has already moved on and you're still mad and upset. You still hope that one day he will pop up and everything will go back to how it was, back to normal but you know that will never happen, you now compare every other guy to him. He forgot about you a long time ago, and you still don't want to believe you got played.
    And that my friends, is why I'm single.

  14. blankwolf* blankwolf*
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2012 10:21pm UTC
    How to tell who has been stalking your Facebook profile.
    1. Go to Facebook.com
    2. Right click anywhere on the page.
    3. Click "View page source"
    4. Press CTRL + F and type "orderedfriends"
    5. Copy the first series of numbers in quotation marks below it.
    6. Open another tab, go to Facebook.com/(paste the number here)
    7. The first number is the person that's been on your profile the most,
    the second the second most, and so on.
    YOU'RE WELCOME.

  15. Arilena :)* Arilena :)*
    posted a quote
    October 27, 2012 12:48pm UTC
    My best guy friend & I kissed last night.
    It kind of just happened.
    I was sitting with him on a park bench , waiting for his ride. suddenly , he stared into my eyes, pulled me close to him, and told me he's madly in love with me. that he's always loved me. that he doesntcare if i dont love him back , cause he'll wait for me forever. then , he got off the bench , lifted me up, & kissed me. I actually learned what it felt like to have 'sparks fly'. Then , he sat me back down , & he started playing with my hair & fingers. Since that was one of the first times he looked right into my eyes, i asked him why he always looks down when he talks to me. he said my eyes make him weak. He addmitted everything. he said chills run up and down his spine when i touch him , he has constantbutterflies when hes with me , he has dreams about me every night , & no matter what he does im on his mind 24/7. He went on for about 20 mintues until his ride showed up . when he was leaving , he kissed my forehead & said ' i love you.'
    my stomach fluttered & i realized i loved him too. I told him , & he smiled for ear to ear. his eyes teared up , & he gave me the best hug anyones ever given me. He called me when he got home , & we talked until 5 A.M. (when i fell asleep on him) even though he had football practice at 9 A.M.
    so , witty girls , just remember...
    Love comes when you least expect it

  16. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    May 7, 2013 2:46pm UTC
    i just want to go to
    a coffee shop
    on a rainy day and order something nice and warm
    and have an attractive stranger around my age say
    “I’ll have one of those too, please”
    and for them to smile at me and introduce themselves
    and for us to slowly fall in love in a coffee shop
    but instead whenever I go to a coffee shop ,
    I find teenagers taking pictures
    of their orders with their iPhones
    and middle aged women wearing
    yoga pants..

  17. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2013 9:19pm UTC
    If you don't understand mental illness, good. Good for you. You shouldn't have to understand.
    If you don't understand why some people can't get out of bed in the morning, good.
    I hope you jump out of bed ever single day; ready to take the world by storm.
    If you don't understand how someone could drag a blade across their skin, good.
    I hope you're never that desperate to feel something.
    If you don't understand what would drive a girl to keep starving herself despite everything she's lost in the process, good.
    Stay heavy & present & real.
    If you don't understand why he won't just go to church or rehab or find someone who can help him, good.
    I hope you always have somewhere to turn.
    If you don't understand how someone can keep swallowing bottles of pills, tying knots in ropes, or standing at the top of a bridge, good.
    I hope you never feel that desperate for relief.
    If you don't understand, good.
    You're not supposed to.
    It's all f.ucking sick.
    Thank God for ignorance, it's healthy.

  18. reinventlove reinventlove
    posted a quote
    April 11, 2013 9:39pm UTC
    I once knew this girl
    who had the brightest eyes
    who wore tight pigtails
    and would always look forward to the future
    and had all the friends she needed.
    I once knew this girl
    who's eyes still shined
    who would let her hair fall
    and would look forward to most things
    and had a good amount of friends.
    I once knew this girl
    who's eyes grew darker
    her hair became straight and fake
    and she was very unmotivated
    and her friends were making new friends.
    I once knew this girl
    who's eyes were dull
    who gave up on doing her hair
    because she had no energy
    and seemed to only have one or two friends.
    I once knew this girl
    who's eyes we're always tear stained
    and her hair was a mess
    and she didn't care about her future anymore
    because she had no one left.
    I once knew this girl
    but sadly she's gone now.
    -My poem

  19. JustAnotherWittyGuy18 JustAnotherWittyGuy18
    posted a quote
    February 1, 2013 10:16pm UTC
    This Is For All The Kids...
    Who cut their skin to feel better.
    Who bruise their bodies
    and skip a meal.
    Who strive for perfection,
    even though they’re already beautiful.
    Who feel as though nobody cares
    and like the world would be better off without them.
    Who let the monsters in their head, rule their lives.
    I love you. Each and every one of you. I may just be some random person with a quote, but guess what…I’d be sad to know I could never hear from you again.
    I know life isn’t the way we pictured it. I know sometimes giving up feels like the only answer.
    But there’s so much more…
    For you to see. For you to experience. Life here would be a waste without you. And even in the darkest of hours, there’s a light somewhere, waiting for you to recognize it. Consider me your guide, because I promise I’ll do my best to take you to that light called “Recovery”.
    I know you’re strong. I know you can do this.
    I just want you to know you’re not alone
    NMQ but i'm here and this is exactly what i want to say to all of you.

  20. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥*
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2013 8:58pm UTC
    F is for friends who do stuff with out you.
    U is for ur alone
    N is for no one wants to be with you because all you do is sit at home

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