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Infinity on high*
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January 7, 2013 10:26pm UTC

Rapunzel: So, I have made the decision to trust you.
Flynn Rider: A horrible decision really.
Flynn Rider. The closest character to a realistic male, Disney ever created.

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sammy*
posted a quote
December 27, 2012 5:09pm UTC

me: i really can't stay
witty: but baby its social outside

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lovecrazy
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December 8, 2012 5:54pm UTC

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easiersaidthandone
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December 22, 2012 10:41pm UTC

I plan on building a shopping center that contains:
-Sushi Rox
-The Groovy Smoothie
-The Premier
-Pear
-Build a Bra
Who would shop here?

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Olisbabe *
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December 21, 2012 3:42pm UTC

Someone: What are you getting for christmas?
Me: Fatter.
Tumblr

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.joyriding.*
posted a quote
December 26, 2012 6:54pm UTC

It's sad to think
that we [wittians] could walk straight past each other on the street and never know.
wait a minute, we're wittians, we never go outside.

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yourcool
posted a quote
December 17, 2012 6:51pm UTC

when i was little i would put my
arms in my shirt and tell people i lost my arms.
lol jk, i did that today.

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ooh_chavez
posted a quote
December 14, 2012 10:07pm UTC

President Obama
wiping away tears in press conference. Today he wasn't a
politician, a democrat, or a president. Today: He was a Dad.

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MyMindBook
posted a quote
December 16, 2012 7:48pm UTC

Some guy just blindfolded me and dragged
me into a warehouse.
I’m still waiting for him to say it’s a Febreeze commercial.

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roseth0rn
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December 9, 2012 6:13pm UTC

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WhisperInTheDark
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December 9, 2012 3:54pm UTC

I know you all don't care..
But this year, my daddy won't be spending Christmas in Iraq.. He'll be home with me!

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Hale_Storm18
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December 23, 2012 11:04am UTC

I use jokes from Witty in real life,
and my friends thiink I'm some kind of comedic genius.

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jimmy365
posted a quote
January 3, 2013 7:21pm UTC

how do people
sleep with a night light on like oh god
my room needs to be as dark as my soul

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ThatsSoMeee
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January 3, 2013 3:29pm UTC

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WittyObsessed
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December 29, 2012 2:04am UTC

Hoes before bros
Ovaries before brovaries
Uteruses before duderuses
Breasties before testies
Sisters before Misters
Phillies99's format

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xXjustapersonXx
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December 29, 2012 1:51am UTC

I live for two reasons:
1.) I was born.
2.) I haven't died yet.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Purplepandas
posted a quote
September 27, 2012 9:08pm UTC

AMERICA
Gets called fat and stupid by other nations
---
Beats the cra.p out of them in the Olympics and lands on Mars
nmq

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pez_candy44
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September 27, 2012 9:27pm UTC

PLEASE READ
Yesterday a 17 year female , who attends Lancaster High School in California, was beaten by a football player, on school grounds, for being gay. After receiving over a dozen blows to her jaw, head, eye and head, all he received was a 5 day suspension by the Lancaster School District. She suffered from a fractured jaw and multiple concussions to the head and the Deputy Sheriff advised her mother to re-think her wanting to file charges against the football player because her daughter pushed him back. The school ended up documenting "assault" charges on the victims school file, NOT the football players!!! To make things worse, the Deputy Sheriff warned the victim, by saying, "Just so you know, if you file charges against him, I'm taking his side." We're attempting to raise awareness and bring this story to light because Lancaster High School is trying to sweep this "Hate Crime" under the rug!

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