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GlowingStars
posted a quote
July 5, 2012 4:29am UTC

Who else hates their voices
in a recording?

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priscillanicolejones
posted a quote
June 25, 2012 2:20am UTC

Want to hear a joke?
Society.
Format: twilightgirl995

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priscillanicolejones
posted a quote
June 25, 2012 6:53pm UTC

2#
One Direction;
make your own
sentence
Your hair color;
Blonde; Zayn
Black; Niall
Brown; Harry
Red; Liam
Other; Louis.
Your Birthday month;
January; Kicked me because....
February; Killed me because....
March; laughed at me bacause....
April; slept with me because....
May; stabbed me because....
June; winked at me because....
July; hugged me because....
August; Smiled at me because....
September; slapped me because
October; kissed me because....
November; danced because....
December; loved me because....
Your eye color;
Blue; I'm hot.
Brown; I hit him.
Green; I love Wagner.
Hazel; I like carrots.
Other; he thinks I'm funny.
♥
Mine is;
Harry winked at me because I
hit him.
What's yours?
Should I make a
series?

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伤*
posted a quote
June 23, 2012 9:46am UTC

"If i was a boy the first thing
i'd do is kick myself in the balls
to see what it feels like."
- Eleanor Calder ♥
format credit to OneDirection/Credit to Jill

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OneDirectionSeries
posted a quote
June 21, 2012 11:12pm UTC

High School Reunion
Me; This is borning, they're never gonna play Good songs,
*After listening to alot of STUPID Songs.*
DJ: okay people, lets play a classic.
Me:Oh great..
song: You're insecure, don't know what for.
you: Move aside B*ches .Show You How It's Done (;

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sama_sky
posted a quote
June 22, 2012 1:06pm UTC

Me when there's no internet: (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻
Internet comes back: ┬─┬ノ( º _ ºノ)

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mostwouldbehappy
posted a quote
June 22, 2012 9:07am UTC

Edward Cullen could use his immortal-ness to research a cure for cancer.
But instead he goes to High School a billion times and seduces a 17 year old girl.

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hermione23katniss
posted a quote
June 22, 2012 11:00am UTC

News in Britain: Stamps have gone up 14 pence
News in America: Cannibal eats man's face
Britain: What?
News in America: Man throws his own intestines at police
News in Canada: Body parts mailed to government
News in America: Women kills and eats 3 week old baby
Britain: Uhh...
News in Britain: Our butterfly population is still declining.

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thisworldismad
posted a quote
June 22, 2012 1:36pm UTC

-in the movie theatre watching The Woman In Black-
-Daniel Radcliff holding the little boy about to get hit by a train-
theatre: -dead silent-
me: -holding my best friend's hand like my life depends on it-
friend: -eyes closed-
Daniel Radcliff: -hugs little boy, about to get hit-
me: YOU'RE A WIZARD HARRY

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Jasminekaybutterfly
posted a quote
June 21, 2012 10:28pm UTC

click to see this quote

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VintageParis
posted a quote
June 22, 2012 1:16pm UTC

I've watched NCIS, CSI, and Law and Order
I can kill you in 18 ways and make it look like Dora the Explorer did it!

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timraandnicole
posted a quote
June 21, 2012 9:10pm UTC

Imagine One Direction #53
Imagine for a year now Liam has been wishing you were his girlfriend, and you've been wishing he was your boyfriend. Everyone can tell that the two of you are obviously in love with each other, except you and Liam. One day you're sitting in your apartment on twitter when you see Louis, Niall, Harry, & Zayn have all just gotten #askheroutliam trending. After five minutes of directioner after directioner tweeting the same trend, you hear a knock at the door. You open the door to see Liam, before you can say anything he puts his hands around your waist, stares into your eyes, bites his lip, and looks down at your lips, then leans in to kiss you softly. After the kiss is over, he looks straight into your eyes and says "(Your Name) I fell in love with you the moment we met, there's no other person I want to be with besides you, please be my girlfriend." "Of course Liam." A few minutes later the next top trend on twitter is #shesaidyes!

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yourcool
posted a quote
June 21, 2012 9:33pm UTC

I fight my own battles.
LOL, just kiding. Pikachu, I choose you!

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RachelNorton
posted a quote
June 21, 2012 6:32pm UTC

And who else likes these bands/singers?
Three Days Grace
Evanescence
Paramore
Pillar
Areosmith
Eminem
Kelly Clarkson
Avril lavigne
The Civil Wars
Arcade Fire

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bethanysheaa
posted a quote
June 19, 2012 5:09pm UTC

"Liam was on the reserve list for runners at the 2012 Olympic games. He decided to follow his singing dream instead. He met Danielle. Now Danielle is cheerleading at the Olympics. So if Liam didn't audition, he still would have met Danielle. God wants them to be together I'm telling you."
and this is why they should get married♥

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nofreackingway
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June 18, 2012 4:06pm UTC

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Energizer bunny arrested, charged with batterynmf forgot who's it was

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x0mel614
posted a quote
June 18, 2012 4:07pm UTC

Why aren't you answering?
Sorry, I dropped my phone and I can't find it. I'll text you when I find it.
Okay.
Did you find it yet?
No
Okay, let me know when you do.
saw this and thought it was funny(; nmq/nmf

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EmmaTomlinson69
posted a quote
June 18, 2012 4:14pm UTC

One day I was going to
take a walk outside.
I peeked around the
door and saw
a random dude in a
batman suit dancing on
the road while yelling
"I am the best batman
EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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emma_7
posted a quote
June 18, 2012 4:19pm UTC

My rabbit died. Now he's just some bunny that i used to know...

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AnkitaxP
posted a quote
June 18, 2012 4:23pm UTC

So I Saw This:
I Want
Liam as my boyfriend
Niall as my best friend
Harry as my big brother
Zayn as my partner in crime
Louis as the one who makes me laugh
Kevin as my pet
And I'm Just Like...
Screw that?
They can ALL be my boyfriend.
Even Kevin.
format credit to OneDirection

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