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tylerr
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January 15, 2012 12:58pm UTC

my mom thinks my friends are bad influences.
but honestly, i'm usually the one coming up with the ideas.

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lexidanielle_xo
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January 15, 2012 1:19am UTC

i really hate everyone, lol.

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coolpeps33
posted a quote
January 15, 2012 12:19am UTC

Happy Birthday Mommy,
I hope they have birthday cakes in heaven, && i hope the tears stop. Miss & love you <3

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soccerloverx03x
posted a quote
January 15, 2012 12:08am UTC

Facebook
is my friend.
Youtube
is my voice.
Google
is my brain.
Witty
is my heart♥

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tylerr
posted a quote
January 14, 2012 4:18pm UTC

the less you care,
the happier you'll be.

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neversaynever16
posted a quote
January 14, 2012 4:24pm UTC

▼; ▲
Before WITTY... I'd be pretty freaked out if i heard someone was Following Me
neversaynever16follow for a follow :)

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YouWillNeverKnowHowIFeel
posted a quote
January 14, 2012 5:23pm UTC

People born from 1994-1999 have lived in 3 decades, 2 centuries, and 2 milleniums. They're
NOT EVEN 18 YET.
♥
nmf

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DamnnTaylerx
posted a quote
January 14, 2012 4:28pm UTC

The world isn't
GUNNA END IN 2012. THE JONAS BROTHERS
Went to the year 3000.

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neversaynever16
posted a quote
January 14, 2012 2:49pm UTC

♞;
I Don't Know how people can laugh in photos and still look good... I just look like an AWKWARD HORSE. neversaynever16follow for a follow :)

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jimmy365
posted a quote
January 14, 2012 1:30pm UTC

Yeah, I'd still tap that.
But this time it would be with like a
car or maybe a baseball bat.
jimmy365:)
nmq/^my format

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ColorMyWorld401
posted a quote
January 14, 2012 2:02pm UTC

"Hi, Can I help you?"
No I just waited in line for 15 minutes to say hi.

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tylerr
posted a quote
January 14, 2012 4:04pm UTC

they only start to miss you,
when they see that you're finally happy without them.

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ColorMyWorld401
posted a quote
January 14, 2012 2:05pm UTC

That moment you lose all respect for that person you used to like...

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jimmy365
posted a quote
January 14, 2012 1:22pm UTC

If I got a nickel for everytime I saw
someone as beautiful as you
I ' d h a v e f i v e c e n t s
jimmy365:)
nmq/^my format

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JlynnxX03
posted a quote
January 14, 2012 2:24pm UTC

why do mascara companies call it
"waterproof"
they act like its normal to have a drink thrown in your face everyday.
they should really just call it
"tear resistant"

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ColorMyWorld401
posted a quote
January 14, 2012 1:59pm UTC

I enjoy long romantic walks to the fridge.

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ColorMyWorld401
posted a quote
January 14, 2012 1:50pm UTC

I wonder if the girls on
"16 and pregnant"
will come back on
" 32 and a Grandma"

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theunicorn
posted a quote
January 14, 2012 3:44pm UTC

Is it only me, or does every house have it's own particular smell.

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RunawayRachel
posted a quote
January 14, 2012 6:44am UTC

• • • • • •
That fml moment, When you are paired with-> the kid that does no work <-
Format credit - RunawayRachel

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soccerloverx03x
posted a quote
January 13, 2012 11:14pm UTC

Walking into your room and saying
"Wow I should clean this"
Then walking out.

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