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  1. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    January 17, 2012 5:32pm UTC
    They say sleep is good for the brain
    s o w h y i s n ' t i t a l l o w e d i n s c h o o l ?
    follow me, i follow back:)-jimmy365

  2. nikkiparentrox nikkiparentrox
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2012 8:24pm UTC
    OBVIOUSLY
    Im only single
    because i'm way to sexy for anyone to handle

  3. kmarie3 kmarie3
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2012 11:35pm UTC
    In bed..
    it's 6AM you close your eyes for 5 minutes, it's 7:45.
    At school..
    it's 1:30 you close your eyes for 5 minutes, it's 1:31.

  4. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    January 17, 2012 2:15pm UTC
    you will find girls
    who are smarter than her, prettier than her, funnier than her, but you will never find someone
    Just Like Her♥
    follow me, i follow back:) -jimmy365
    Format by twilightgirl995/nmq:)

  5. wittygiraffelover wittygiraffelover
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2012 10:19pm UTC
    that awkward walk/run you do when a car lets you cross the street.

  6. confessions_of_a_cutter confessions_of_a_cutter
    posted a quote
    January 17, 2012 2:49pm UTC
    The pressure became
    too much to handle.
    You know that thread
    I was barely holding
    on to? Well, it snapped.
    Don't say I didn't warn you.

  7. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    January 17, 2012 2:35pm UTC
    Curiousity killed
    the cat.
    ^ your v i r g i n i ty
    Format: twilightgirl995


  8. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  9. toothymonster toothymonster
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2012 8:25pm UTC
    *teacher dictating*
    student: how did you say?
    teacher: i don't repeat .
    student: eff you.
    teacher: how did you say?
    student: i don't repeat .

  10. MySweetEscape MySweetEscape
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2012 9:17pm UTC
    Top lie of Guinness World Records:
    I love you.
    The Runner up:
    I love you too.

  11. jessielee9638red jessielee9638red
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2012 7:09pm UTC
    l l l l l
    I desperately wish
    I was one of those gorgeous girls
    every guy falls in love with
    Format credit - RunawayRachel

  12. RunawayRachel RunawayRachel
    posted a quote
    January 17, 2012 12:56am UTC
    • • • • • •
    We all have one secret, ~ w e c a n ' t t e l l a n y o n e . ~
    RunawayRachel

  13. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2012 8:29pm UTC
    I cried a lot -->
    I laughed a lot --> BECAUSE OF YOU
    I believed in love -->
    And now I'm heartbroken -->
    follow me, i follow back:) -jimmy365

  14. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2012 8:06pm UTC
    1 fav = 1 ( ̲̅:̲̅:̲̅:̲̅[̲̅ ̲̅]̲̅:̲̅:̲̅:̲̅ ) for broken hearts
    (please comment who yours is going to, even if its you)
    quote by jimmy365
    follow me, i follow back:)

  15. confessions_of_a_cutter confessions_of_a_cutter
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2012 9:02pm UTC
    Suicide.
    Why is it that the word itself grabs
    your attention immediately, but
    the actions leading up to it
    go completely unnoticed?

  16. neversaynever16 neversaynever16
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2012 7:39pm UTC

    I Don't Care How Many Warnings I get, I am still going to eat raw
    COOKIE DOUGH
    neversaynever16follow for a follow :)

  17. teenqueen143 teenqueen143
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2012 3:59pm UTC
    What I think when kids in my class read:
    • That's a PERIOD, NOT A COMMA
    • That's a COMMA, NOT A PERIOD
    • Why can't you pronounce that word?
    • THE TEACHER JUST CORRECTED YOU. WHY'D YOU GET IT WRONG AGAIN?!?!?!
    • Can I sleep?
    • If you can't read, why'd you raise your hand?
    • You can't pronounce THAT word?
    • WHAT THE HECK
    • Oh god not him, his voice sounds like a dying nail on a dying chalkboard
    • You skipped a line.
    • LOL what was that?
    • I don't even..

  18. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2012 7:39pm UTC
    If taylor swift and bruno mars
    went out and broke up
    there would be some great
    relashionship songs made.

  19. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2012 4:10pm UTC
    Nowadays
    "cool" means "i really don't care"
    "sick" means "awesome"
    and "i love you" doesn't mean anything.
    all my quote:) -jimmy365
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  20. tylerr tylerr
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2012 2:25pm UTC
    reading old texts
    and realizing how much
    you miss that person.

:)

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