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  1. sayheyilyx sayheyilyx
    posted a quote
    December 5, 2012 10:29pm UTC
    Why do we call it Truth or Dare
    when we all know it's really, "Who do you like or Awkward sexual task".

  2. theonethatgotawayOX theonethatgotawayOX
    posted a quote
    December 5, 2012 9:37pm UTC
    For every fave this gets,
    I'll go a day without cutting.
    I really will.
    mnq but i will

  3. OneDirectionQuotes OneDirectionQuotes
    posted a quote
    December 5, 2012 9:12am UTC
    ONE DIRECTION
    Now that I've got your attention
    Okay guys so I talked to Steve about having something like
    A "Witty Awards" where you nominate people for each
    Category to win. So here are the categories, and you guys
    Can comment with who you think should be in the "final 4".
    After we have picked them out, I will post another quote where
    You will choose who wins.
    Categories
    -Best quotes
    -Funniest quotes
    -Best love quotes
    -Best formats
    -Wittiest quotes
    -Best layouts
    Comment with people who you think should be
    Apart of these categories!

  4. Colton_19 Colton_19
    posted a quote
    December 5, 2012 4:41pm UTC
    Why cant i just find a girl that just flirts with me and nobody else... :/

  5. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2012 2:09am UTC
    remember when you said I could tell you anything at all?
    remember how you said you'd always be there for me?
    remember how you promised I could trust you?
    remember the day you broke that promise?
    remember how you walked away?
    remember how you hurt me?
    remember how i cried?
    i hope you do.
    so do i.

  6. boobear4 boobear4
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2012 6:00pm UTC
    If you've ever had/have:
    Depression, attempted suicide, selfharmed, a disorder, or you feel alone.
    I want you to comment on this quote because I want to talk to ever single one of you.

  7. BeauttifulMystery BeauttifulMystery
    posted a quote
    November 24, 2012 7:17am UTC
    A nother short Story #4
    Silently crying, silently suffering. Crying so hard that you can't even breathe, you face damp. Not from the rain , but from the tears blurted out and you couldn't hold in. Just lay there breathless. Eyes narrowed. It feels like death. But it's not. It's the tears which have been built up and kept a secret. The pipe burst. And then your eyes narrow so much you fall asleep. And escape this place where pain is god.
    -Fave ?
    -Comment ?
    xoxo


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  9. beelynng beelynng
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2012 6:57pm UTC
    Times when my hair looks good:
    -when i'm about to go to bed
    -when i have nowhere to go all day
    nmqnmf

  10. nevercutyourbeautiful nevercutyourbeautiful
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2012 7:41pm UTC
    When someone says
    "you really have/had a huge impact on my life."
    i get the goosebumps.

  11. _to_the_kids_who _to_the_kids_who
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2012 9:31pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  12. VickyAngellyxx VickyAngellyxx
    posted a quote
    November 6, 2012 4:27pm UTC
    So at school today we had a mock election.
    And the resulsts are as followed:
    Romney: 32 votes
    Obama: 258 votes
    I find that really funny to be honest.
    Btw this is my 100th quote on witty c:
    [♥]

  13. wishicouldfindyou wishicouldfindyou
    posted a quote
    October 18, 2012 9:30pm UTC
    Can I be your girlfriend for halloween?

  14. TheMascaraSeries TheMascaraSeries
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2012 12:42pm UTC
    Girls Like me .
    It's been a while since you've seen this, right?
    I owe you all such a huge apology. I haven't been on witty in what seems like forever. I kept telling myself i'd get around to logging on, replying to comments, and starting a new story, but I never did. I have just been so busy with everything lately, and i've been going through so much. I know that sounds more like an excuse than it does a reason, but I just want you all to know how sorry I am. The last time I talked to a lot of you, I told you I would be starting a new story soon. Needless to say that never happened, because it's been 3 months since I last logged on. However, I do have intentions of starting a new story. That is of course if any of you are still interesting in reading? If you are, it would mean a lot to me of you favorited/ commented on this quote or on my profile. I've missed you all so much.♥
    xoxo - TheMascaraSeries ♥

  15. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    October 21, 2012 9:28am UTC
    m a y b e s h e
    LAUGHS AND MAYBE SHE ««
    C R I E S A N D [ M A Y B E ] Y O U 'D B E S U P R I S E D [x] [x] [x]
    AT EVERYTHING
    she keeps inside.


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  17. summerl0vinn summerl0vinn
    posted a quote
    October 16, 2012 11:46pm UTC
    Dear Abby,
    Chapter 6 ~ http://www.polyvore.com/untitled_55/set?id=60902499
    http://summerl0vinn.weebly.com
    Dear Abby, my best friend is going out with someone that I HATE. Suggestions? Xoxo, Anonymous
    Dear Anonymous, if he/she is happy with them, let it be. Xoxo, Abby.
    "What's wrong!" I asked shutting the door behind me, carefully walking over to him.
    "She, she, she," He sucked in a short breath of air between sobs.
    "Spit it out, Jar," I said sitting down on his bed with him.
    "She broke up with me," he wailed.
    "Jen broke up with you? Do you know why?" What possible reason could a girl have for breaking the heart of this adorable guy?
    "She said, 'there was someone else'," He said, putting air quotes around someone else.
    "Well, she doesn't deserve you anyway. You're too good for her. I never really liked her anyways if you ask me," I said shrugging my shoulders in a matter-of-factly way.
    "Really?" He asked, his eyes meeting my icy blue ones.
    "Really," I said reassuring him.
    "Well you could have told me that six months ago instead of waiting until now," he chuckled.
    "Well sorry. Look, one way or another, you have to get over the b*tch. So, I'm gonna help you. Baby steps, though," I said picking him up.
    "Go shower," I said throwing him a towel out of his bathroom closet.
    He did as I said and came out with the towel wrapped around his waist.
    Holy mother of jesus would you look at his body, I thought to myself.
    No, snap out of it, best friend's brother, best friend's brother, I coached myself.
    I threw him a t-shirt and basketball shorts and he went back into the bathroom to get dressed.
    "What's next?" He said.
    "We need to get some food into you," I said, patting his flat stomach.
    We went downstairs, and I made him an ice cream sundae with all of his favorites.
    Every sunday night I come over for dinner and we all make ice cream sundaes, so I know what he likes by now.
    "Let's watch a movie," he said taking his huge bowl into the living room.
    "Halloween Town is on Disney Channel!" He said, putting on our all-time favorite movie.
    The three of us have been watching it every year since it came out on halloween.
    The movie ended, and he wanted to play board games.
    Even though it was a little difficult with two players, we managed.
    I yawned, and opened my eyes to see him staring at me quietly.
    He flashed me a side smile and for some reason, I blushed.
    After we finished our night activities, it was around 3 a.m.
    "So, how was your date tonight?" He asked dryly, as I folded my lets pretzel style on his bed.
    "It was... fine," I said, blushing.
    "You like him?" He avoided all possible eye contact with me.
    "I dunno, he's not the awful person we all thought he was I guess," I said with a smile as I studied his comforter.
    "Yes, he is," he said sternly.
    I didn't say anything, we just sat in silence.
    "I missed you, you know, these late night powwows," he said, lightening up the mood by slightly punching my arm.
    "I missed you too, bestie," I said laughing.
    "Time for bed?"
    I got up off the bed to wash my face and use my tooth brush and whole set that I keep at their house since I'm there so often.
    I plugged my phone in and took off my leggings.
    I changed into a pair of his basketball shorts and got into his bed.
    I know what you're thinking, but we've known each other forever so it's not awkward at all.
    "I shot inside!" I said, cuddling up between him and the wall.
    We fell asleep facing away from each other, butts touching.
    "Night, Mir," he said quietly.
    "Night, Jar," I replied.
    Note:
    I'm going to try to post more often, if you still read my story I love you! Please comment <3


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  20. mars* mars*
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2012 2:54pm UTC
    **When Steve and his wife find out the gender of their baby...**
    Doctor: Congratulations! its a girl!
    Steve: *Facepalm* No no no no...This cannot be happening. DON'T YOU REALISE WHATS HAPPENING?!?! OUR LIVES WILL BECOME LIVING HELL!!
    Steve's wife: What are you talking about..?
    Steve: ....HAVE YOU NOT SEEN THE GIRLS ON MY WEBSITE..? YOU DON'T REALISE WHATS GOING TO HAPPEN!!! SHE'LL GROW INTO A TEENAGER AND SHE WILL BECOME OBSESSED WITH A BOYBAND, AND CRY ABOUT BEING FOREVER ALONE, AND...THE GIRLS ARE CRAZY!
    Steve: CRAZY I TELL YOU!!
    MY QUOTE.

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