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MyWittyProfile
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June 19, 2012 12:14pm UTC

Sometimes..
I have deja vu
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Sometimes..
I have deja vu

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BravoSierra
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June 19, 2012 11:11am UTC

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TuckersGirl
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June 18, 2012 12:40pm UTC

Dumb Person Nothing is ever black & white24 hours ago · comment · like
12 people like this
Guy 1 Skunks, newspapers
23 hours ago · 5 people like this
Guy 2 Pandas, oreos
23 hours ago · 6 people like this
Guy 1 Zebras
23 hours ago · 3 people like this
Guy 2 Michael Jackson
23 hours ago · 80 people like this

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AbbyShea143
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June 18, 2012 12:34pm UTC

11 year olds unsernames when I was 11: fairy_princess11
11 year olds usernames now: fu ckmeharry69

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nightjade
posted a quote
June 18, 2012 3:05pm UTC

It'd kind of funny how in 2010 and 2011 we were all freaking out about 2012. And here we are now 6 months away from December and no one gives a crap.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
May 24, 2012 1:02pm UTC

Priest: And we are gathered here today to mourn the loss of
Priest: She committed suicide.
Priest: If only she had gotten 500 favourites on Witty.
Priest: She said if she got 500 favourites on Witty she wouldn't do it.
Priest: So long, Bree.

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MyWittyProfile
posted a quote
April 17, 2012 6:23pm UTC

Niall,
swears too much, loves food, is insecure about his body, is pale, has better teeth now, has a layer of fat protecting hid 6-pack, have people forget to hug him, and is Irish.
We have so much in common,
Marry me?
♥
format credit to OneDirection ~ I am American but Irish is my heretige

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sophsunflower12
posted a quote
April 17, 2012 5:02pm UTC

yes,
it does take me an hour to get ready. get over it.

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OneDirectionQuotes
posted a quote
April 17, 2012 5:44pm UTC

"I once cried in a restaurant because the watress told me I could
Not eat my soup with a fork, I had to use a spoon."
-Liam Payne

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vintagekissesx
posted a quote
April 17, 2012 5:32pm UTC

before YOLO,
did you guys think you lived twice?
nmf.

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directionerrr
posted a quote
April 17, 2012 4:44pm UTC

mum: you need to study
dad: you need to study
friends: you need to study
teachers: you need to study
school: you need to study
everyone: you need to study
me: but niall horan

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justsmile851
posted a quote
April 13, 2012 2:07pm UTC

Interviewer: Girls are the same all over the world, aren't they?
Liam: They're all beautiful.
-
alright. marry me ? kay thanks.
from tumblr

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dancer0507
posted a quote
March 12, 2012 6:10pm UTC

*Before I read the Hunger Games*
OMG I'd never read those books!! Kids killing other kids who would like that?!?!
*After I read the Hunger Games*
OMFG That was the best series I've ever read I can't wait for the movie!

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BehindMyScars
posted a quote
March 12, 2012 6:19pm UTC

For Every Fave , iWill Go A Day Without Cutting. iKnow This isnt My Quote , But it Will Really Help Me< 3 ThaankYou !!

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quotelover28
posted a quote
March 12, 2012 4:18pm UTC

This is Joseph Kony.
(-.-)
/█\
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How many slaps can he get in this hour?
1 FAVE = 1 Slap
credit: Armydaughter and that_awesome_girl

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Xena
posted a quote
March 12, 2012 5:39pm UTC

If this quote got 10 favs,
I would do nothing
If this quote got 50 favs,
I would still do nothing
If this quote got 100 favs,
I would laugh
and then do nothing again

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jane :-)*
posted a quote
March 12, 2012 7:04pm UTC

Everything is funnier
at two in the morning.

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mumblebumble
posted a quote
March 12, 2012 4:34pm UTC

If you haven't seen Mean Girls,
YOU ARE UNABLE TO UNDERSTAND 50% OF THE INTERNET.
not my format

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Fake_a_smile
posted a quote
March 12, 2012 6:30pm UTC

hold your
mouse over
this quote

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