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carlydawn25
posted a quote
May 16, 2012 2:48pm UTC

Kidnapping?
I prefer the term
"Suprise Adoption"

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brianamae
posted a quote
May 16, 2012 2:49pm UTC

They should invent a treadmillwith a laptop built inand unless you were walking, the internet wouldnt work.like you had to be walking on it you couldnt trick it by standing on the sides.i would lose so much weight...and if you wanted to download somethingyou had to run, and the faster you ranthe faster it would download.....i need this.....

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yOuWiLlNeVeRlOvEmE608
posted a quote
May 16, 2012 2:52pm UTC

♣
The reason the Irish fight amongst themselves is...
Because they have no other worth opponents.
Click the "♥" if your Irish.
Lachi&Scarlettgirl8's Format :D

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animegirl101
posted a quote
May 16, 2012 3:10pm UTC

5yr old having
an awkward
conversation
with me:im never
having kids they
take nine months
to
download!!
should i make a series?

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pleasespeaktomyface
posted a quote
May 16, 2012 3:12pm UTC

Me: *relaxing*
Bird: *crashes into my window*
Me:
Me:
Me: God is playing Angry Birds.
Me:
Me:
Me: God thinks I'm a pig.

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justin_drew_bieber_fan
posted a quote
May 16, 2012 3:14pm UTC

click to see this quote

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MissOpportunist
posted a quote
May 15, 2012 12:36pm UTC

Giving Gum to a Friend
is like a drug deal. "You didn't see anything, you didn't hear anything, and you didn't get it from me!"
nmq

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ninadelmauroxoxo
posted a quote
May 15, 2012 12:57pm UTC

Vas
Happenin'
Boys?
format by julietechoecho

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hotchick123
posted a quote
May 15, 2012 1:06pm UTC

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Sshhh mum, I'm on the phone. Texting nobody...
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IWitty
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ampalmer224
posted a quote
May 15, 2012 1:27pm UTC

that moment when you know someone or something is gonna scare you and it happens, yet you still jump...

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brianamae
posted a quote
May 15, 2012 9:32am UTC

iF PEOPLE WINKED IN REAL LIFEas much as they do in texts, this world would be a pretty creepy place.

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MeeAndYoou
posted a quote
May 15, 2012 11:08am UTC

Saw this on facebook...
Dad: Honey, why are there two broken condoms on the couch?
*Looks to the couch to see children watching TV*
Mum: Wait... wha- *facepalm*
Mum: Call our children by their names
Get it? ;)

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ShutUpAndLookAtThis
posted a quote
May 15, 2012 11:08am UTC

Format by Sandrasaurus
my dog winks at me sometimes,I always wink back incase it is some sort of secret code. ♥

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mooymolo
posted a quote
May 15, 2012 11:39am UTC

HEY DOESN'T THIS TEXT ANNOY YOU? JUST ME? XXXX

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posted a quote
January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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bkk22
posted a quote
May 15, 2012 12:13pm UTC

Friend: Dude I wasn't even that drunk.
Me: You were standing in my closet
for 20 minutes screaming "Where
the hell is Narnia?!"

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伤*
posted a quote
May 15, 2012 12:13pm UTC

"What would you do if you had one night
to impress a girl?"
Louis: "Tell her jokes so she laughs so much she urinates herself."
♥
format credit to OneDirection/Credit to Jill (Me)

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