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happiest*
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December 8, 2012 2:50pm UTC

Harry Potter- on facebook during class!
about a minute ago ·Like· Comment · See Friendship
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Snape- turn to page 394.
about a minute ago ·Like·
nmq/nmf

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wittyquotesgurl
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December 2, 2012 6:08pm UTC

Yahoo! Answers
Resolved Question
Dumbest rumor you've heard about yourself?
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Best Answer - Chosen by Voters
When I was in middle school, people were saying that I was homeschooled.
Even though I went to school.
format credit jimmy365

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kewlss35
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November 25, 2012 4:23pm UTC

I'm in love with you
& ALL YOUR LITTLE THINGS. ♥

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kewlss35
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November 28, 2012 10:39pm UTC

HEY THERE DELILIAH
Whats it like in New York City?
I'm 1000 miles away but girl
tonight you look so pretty,
yes you do.
Times square cant shine as bright as you.

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kewlss35
posted a quote
December 6, 2012 8:50pm UTC

I admit:
I really miss the way things
used to be.
But i can also admit that
I've accepted the fact that things have changed

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ChocoTaco
posted a quote
December 5, 2012 5:18pm UTC

Are you cold?
Nah bro, just on vibrate mode.

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xxsmileformexx
posted a quote
October 17, 2012 5:04pm UTC

watching the olympics:
me watching gymnastics.
gymnast: does routine.
me: that must've been a record that was so perfect there were no mistakes!!
announcer: oo another fatal mistake! that's a 7 for the usa.
me: oh.

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xxsmileformexx
posted a quote
November 25, 2012 12:13am UTC

school.
me: its raining.
me: my hair.. oh well.
me: you are so good looking.
me: look at me.
me: maybe if i threw a pencil...
me:
me:
me: nah too obvious.
me: what is this.
me: if a man with a gun walked in right now, you'd die first.
me:
me: this clock is so slow.
me: im hungry.
me: what is this.
me: im pretty sure this is college stuff.
me:
me: im cold.
me: im probably gonna end up dying.
me:rip. lived a good life.
me:
me:
me: what is this.

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RawR.xo*
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December 5, 2012 12:59pm UTC

click to see this quote

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xoxocynthia
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June 29, 2011 9:53pm UTC

Imagine
if you called a wrong number, and the person you called was a celebrity
-Hello? Mom?
-No. This is Lady Gaga.

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iwrotethisforyou
posted a quote
May 14, 2011 10:52pm UTC

lazy fact #7256452565156897
you were too lazy to read that number.
format credit;; JustADream_

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beliebinchances
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September 24, 2010 2:17pm UTC

Dear Icebergs,
Sorry to hear about global warming.
Karma's a b*tch
♥theTitanic.
Format credit to: sillyslinky

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kara008
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June 12, 2010 10:44am UTC

What is wrong with you?
How dare you make fun of someone for something they can't control?
She has acne. - Do you think she chose to have red spots all over her face?
Her nose is big. - Who cares? Is she supposed to get plastic surgery? Hmm?
She has crooked teeth. - I've never met someone who got braces just for fun.
She wears glasses. - Do you think people like being half-blind? They don't.
Her hair is frizzy. - Some people don't like frying their hair w/ a straightener.
She's not a size 0. - Oh, I'm sorry that some of us aren't afraid to eat cookies.
Imperfection is beautiful.

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dooosh
posted a quote
December 5, 2012 6:21pm UTC

People who get offended on the internet are the same people that take mini golf seriously.

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yourcool
posted a quote
December 5, 2012 8:23pm UTC

unless life also hands you sugar and water,
your lemonade is going to suck pretty bad.

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yourcool
posted a quote
December 5, 2012 8:11pm UTC

if time is money, does that mean that
an ATM is a time machine? I mean maybe it stands for A Time Machine.

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yourcool
posted a quote
December 5, 2012 8:31pm UTC

at a nerd wedding, they don't say,
"I do." they say "I accept the terms and conditions."

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chocomickey14
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September 13, 2012 5:42pm UTC

who's excited for Glee

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
December 6, 2012 12:39am UTC

DEAR ALL AMERICAN WITTIANS:
I LIVE IN NEW ZEALAND.
TODAY IS THE FIRST DAY OF SUMMER VACATION FOR ME.
YOU JEALOUS? ;)

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Hoodratz
posted a quote
December 5, 2012 7:33pm UTC

I'm just your average 15 year old boy who likes to make love to bagels.
I'll fill you with my cream cheese bby.
~Eric.

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