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  1. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    January 4, 2013 10:04pm UTC
    Sometimes I don't bother,
    telling my parents about certain things because they over react a little too much sometimes.
    It's not like I want to keep secrets from them.
    Of all honesty, I'd love to tell them everything, I hate hiding things.
    I always have to worry about them finding out eventually, i'd rather tell them before hand.
    I wish my parents were more understaning .
    I mean I'm growing up and part of growing up is making mistakes.

  2. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2013 2:20pm UTC
    i'm wearing a jacket because
    10% i'm freezing
    5% it'll be cold later
    85% my mother feels cold.

  3. RandomGirl42 RandomGirl42
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2012 8:01pm UTC
    Welcome
    to
    Witty Academy
    School's Motto: ❝For the love of cats please follow the rules!❞
    Mascot: Fluffy the Housecat
    Principal: Steve
    Uniform: None
    Classes
    Please choose 5 of the following classes for freshman year
    Mean Girls 101: Mean Girls plays continously all year long
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    History of the 90's: Where people obsess about their childhoods
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    Quote writing for beginners: Learn to write good quotes
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    Formating for dummies: Learn the basics of HTML and CSS
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    Boys I: Learn what goes on in their minds...
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    Home Economics: Eat Nutella...a lot of it
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    Gym: Thumb exercises. Play videogames
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    Please choose 5 of the following classes for sophmore year
    Honors Mean Girls: Discuss the movie in detail
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    *Must wear pink during these classes
    Cartoonmania: Watch all of your favorite old cartoons
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    Honors Quote writing: Getting better at writing quotes? Try a story!
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    Honors Formating: The more intermediate stuff about HTMLs and CSS
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    Boys II: Learn what goes on in their minds...
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    *Boys needed for this class
    Ranting I: Complain about your problems to other people
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    Music: Listen to your favorite bands/singers♫
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    Please choose 4 of the following classes for junior year
    A.P. Mean Girls: Find out what Glen Coco looks like!
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    Extreme quote writing: Use a combination of HTMLs, CSS and
    your writing skills for this class
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    Boys III: Talk to boys one on one to find out what goes on in their heads
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    Ranting II: Continue to complain...
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    Home Ec. II: Learn the proper way to care for a cat
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    Bacon: Every school needs a class on bacon
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    SENIORS:
    Do whatever the heck you want!
    Witty also has a wide variety of clubs to join!
    ✯Baconmania
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    ✯Fangirling
    President: carson5482
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    ✯ Nutella Forever
    President: Miss Priss
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    ✯I'm Not Lazy I'm Comfortable (INLIC)
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    ✯MusicFromOtherCountires♫ (MFOC)
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    AND MORE!
    So welcome to Witty, and for the love
    of cats have a good time!
    -RandomGirl42
    Which classes would you take?
    Everyone comment what class or club you want to be in. Only one
    club/class per person.
    Let the Games Begin.

  4. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2012 8:37pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  5. sammy* sammy*
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2012 4:22pm UTC
    On December 21, 2012,
    i want to get a text saying,
    "If the world ends today, I want you to know I love you."

  6. Damien Damien
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2012 9:39am UTC
    How roll call will go in the future:
    Teacher: Welcome to class students! Please say “here” when I call your name.
    Teacher: Albus.
    Albus: Here!
    Teacher: Doctor.
    Doctor: Oh, yes, uhm, hello. I can’t talk at the moment, time’s gone wibbly. Probably leave a message at the tone or something
    Teacher: Uhm… okay? Hermione.
    Hermione: Yes, I’m here! And when’s our first test? I’ve been studying all summer and-
    Red-headed boy in class: Oh my god, Hermione, shut up!
    Teacher: And you must be Ron! Okay then. Primrose.
    Primrose: Here.
    Random girl in the back of the class: I VOLUNTEER!!
    Teacher: And I see Katniss has made it today, as well. Welcome.
    Blonde boy: Katniss is here?! Yes!! Here, Katniss, try this bread I baked this morning!!
    Brunette boy: Oh you’d better keep your hands off her! She’s my best friend! We go hunting together!
    Teacher: Peeta! Gale! Stop fighting over Katniss and sit down!
    Teacher:And lastly, Draco.
    Draco: I’m LAST?! My father will hear about this!
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  7. shAMmers26 shAMmers26
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2012 9:19am UTC
    If I stop my car so you can walk across the street, I better see some hustle out of you. Knees to chest b/tch! Knees to chest!

  8. bazinga bazinga
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2012 9:04am UTC
    Zayn: I wasn't that drunk.
    Liam:You called yourself ugly.
    Zayn: ...
    Liam:...
    Zayn:...oh my god.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  10. ImRightHere ImRightHere
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2012 10:33am UTC
    Im actually very popular...
    Just not with this species. I mean mosquitos like me. And so do dogs.

  11. dearoceantown* dearoceantown*
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2012 10:37am UTC
    Me a few years ago: Unattractive loser, with no friends.
    Me now: Unattractive loser, no friends, BUT good taste in music.

  12. vintagekissesx vintagekissesx
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2012 10:34am UTC
    when you text me;
    i t ' s l i k e a l l t h o s e
    feelings come pouring back.
    nmf.

  13. SorrowUnleashed SorrowUnleashed
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2012 10:22am UTC
    Those people who just take your pain away the moment they say hello.

  14. yourexbeautiiful yourexbeautiiful
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2012 10:54am UTC
    WHEN I WAS FIVE AND YOU WERE SIX
    i met you. you were on my REC soccer team. you were tall, brown haired, brown eyed. you were our goalie. your mom was friends with my mom and dad. we were good friends.
    WHEN I WAS SIX AND YOU WERE SEVEN
    you were on my soccer team again. we got trophies. we talked alot, and i could tell we were gonna be good friends.
    WHEN I WAS ELEVEN AND YOU WERE TWELVE
    i found you on facebook. i requested you, waiting for a accpetance. i missed you and i wanted to see how you were doing.
    WHEN I WAS THIRTEEN AND YOU WERE FOURTEEN
    i saw you in Middle School. this was the first time i had seen you since we played soccer together. you were still super tall.
    WHEN I WAS FOURTEEN AND YOU WERE FIFTEEN
    you went to the High School now you were a freshman. I was still in middle school. I missed getting to see you in the halls in school. We hung out a few times.
    WHEN I WAS FIFTEEN AND YOU WERE SIXTEEN
    now i was a freshman. We hung out more than ever before. you would come over all the time. you liked my dog. we hung out at spirit night.
    WHEN I WAS SIXTEEN AND YOU WERE SEVENTEEN
    we had never been closer. we went to the fireworks together. a few days later you told me you liked me more than a friend. we started to act like a coouple, but the next thing i noticed..you were gone. and SHE was now your new girl.

  15. summerl0vinn summerl0vinn
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2012 11:09pm UTC
    one of the guys
    // 28 //
    http://www.polyvore.com/untitled_40/set?id=55824233
    I stuck my hand out my window to see what to wear.
    It was raining, so I planned my outfit around my rain boots.
    I thought I looked pretty cute for once.
    I heard a honk outside the house and kissed my dad goodbye.
    I checked for my wallet and phone and left.
    "Nice house!" Connor said examining my new place.
    "Thanks! Where's everyone else?"
    "Meeting us there," he said as he started driving away.
    "Okay." I fastened my seatbelt and he turned up the radio.
    "I love this song!" We both said as he turned it up.
    I giggled and then began hardcore rapping Nicki.
    We got there in no time and everyone was already at the table.
    Five minutes after I sat down, they brought three cheese pies over to us.
    "So Hal, that's a cool tattoo, show us everything you got." Dylan said smiling at me.
    I blushed and fessed up, "okay, I have the cross on my finger, birds on my neck, a nose stud, three piercings on one ear and two on the other with a cartilage, and my bellybutton. I want a quote on my foot, too, but I don't know." I said.
    "Sickkk," Brody said.
    "Oh I'm sorry! I didn't say hi! I take it you're Madds?" I asked the unfamiliar girl with long brown hair.
    She tilted her head and gave me a confused look,"Madds? That's my sister... I'm Kerry. How'd you know my sister's name?"
    Lauren shot me a look telling me that I had to recover quickly, but how was I supposed to know he was dating both sisters?
    "Uh... well... today at lunch Carly was showing me all of the cool people to hang out with, and she mentioned you and Madds, but you guys look so freakin alike!"
    "Oh, that makes sense!" She giggled and twirled her hair - no wonder he could get away with dating both, she's an idiot.
    Carly and Lauren eased up as if I saved myself nicely.
    Brody gave me a thumbs up when Kerry turned away.
    I was eating my pizza when all of a sudden I felt something freezing cold all over my legs.
    *40-50 faves till the next chapter (:
    *I don't notify, sorry
    *enjoy, feedback please! (:
    *comment, fave, follow <3

  16. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2012 3:14am UTC
    reading through old texts
    |||||||||||||♥ when you miss him ♥|||| ||||||||

  17. mostwouldbehappy mostwouldbehappy
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2012 5:36pm UTC
    *MADAGSACAR*
    Me: oh my god, my period is late.
    Me: AM I PREGNANT?
    Me: Wait...
    Me: Still a virgin.
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Me: I must be carrying the next baby jesus.
    Me: Seems legit.

  18. summerl0vinn summerl0vinn
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2012 2:14pm UTC
    one of the guys
    // 24 //
    They had a make out session and that’s when I decided to call it a night.
    I was all ready for bed when my dad came up to my room.
    “Honey, I have some news for you, you may or may not take it very well, I’m not sure yet.”
    “What is it dad?”
    “We’re moving to Boston once school starts up again.”
    “Are you kidding?! Dad! I just made the boys soccer team! All my friends are here! The beach is here! Soccer’s here! Mom's here! I can’t just casually leave when school starts! That’s not fair!”
    “Honey. I know this is hard for you, but I love Jennifer. We’re going to move there, buy a brand new house, and we’ll keep this house for vacationing so you can see your friends. You can even come here on the weekends if you like. You can go for a shopping spree with Jennifer if you want because I understand it’s cold there and you don’t own warm clothes. Please just do this one thing for me?”
    When I saw the look in his eyes I couldn’t say no, I had to agree.
    “Fine, but only because I love you and you’re my daddy,” I said giving him a hug.
    “And I met Jennifer’s brother actually, he’s really nice.”
    “How?”
    “Long story.”
    “I have nothing but time.”
    For the remainder of the night my father and I had a heart to heart in my room until I fell asleep.
    *40 faves till the next chapter (: another chapter today i hope (:
    *I don't notify, sorry
    *sorry it's so short, i had to split it into two chapters because it was too long, enjoy though (:

  19. MeghanMarie MeghanMarie
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2012 10:51pm UTC
    I wonder what it feels like.
    What it feels like to have perfectly straight teeth.
    To have little, dainty thighs.
    To have a flat stomach.
    To have a perfect complection.
    To have to most beautiful blue eyes.
    & to have gorgeous blonde hair that all the boys love.
    To have super long, pretty nails.
    To be wanted.
    To be needed.
    To be worth something to someone special.
    I wonder what it feels like to be comfortable in my own skin.
    I guess I'll never know.

  20. Nina_luv13 Nina_luv13
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2012 2:32pm UTC
    ◢ 16:26 ▃
    Settings
    ON
    Music
    Reality
    ON
    OFF

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